Ok, moving on....
I have thought of more gift ideas for ole saint nick. Unless he wants a good kick in the balls, he will oblige to my demands..
* I want him to bring me various pairs of jeans...Nice expensive ones. I want him to buy my size 10's, but I want the tag to say 6..So if anyone looks at my jeans, it will say SIZE 6..Not 10..mmkay...U can sew cant ya Santa?
* I still need that housekeeper..Because holy shit, I have better things to waste time on then cleaning..And if u come here, it will be proven.
* I need a direct line to the people who make 3 Muskateers...And a direct line to the people who run the show NIP/Tuck....Its the best show on TV, yet its only on for 3 months..Does that make any sense to anyone?
* toilet paper. I can never have too much toilet paper.
ok, this concludes this portion of me begging for stuff..
oh, and a violin...I wanted one last year..Never got one..
Mr Shaky and I went to dinner last night. Behind us were two women. One woman says to her friend..
" now how often do u feel like stabbing them?"
" if u did hurt them, would you feel bad about it?"
what the hell?
Then the lady said to her again..." Do u need help controlling your anger?..Try listening to music"
So when they left, I made sure to look at them both...I have a feelin they will be visiting the county motel in the near future...
My son is barfing today........
My Boo had green poop and insisted on me looking at it with her....Then asking me if I thought it was pretty.
My Blondie is wanting to show me her fancy wrestling moves..But I am afraid she will kick my ass..
Mr Shaky is asking me " so, what did u get done with the house today?"
I tell him..Look around..
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Ok, moving on....
Posted by eyes_only4him at 6:42:00 PM