Well there has been a change of plans. I am not going anywhere..I am dying. Thats right, I fear I may be knocking on heavens door shortly. It seems I may have sucumbed to the bird flu. I dont know. My esphogus is burning, I feel like I my head has lost air pressure, my stomach feels like I am going to puke out all my organs, my anus is kinda just wiating for a big explosion of some kind...I dont know..its not looking good, not one bit...
Either that, or God is cursing me with nine months of agony and 18 years of hell..I am still shooting for the bird flu...I am going to buy a bird flu tester later on..just to be sure..
No, I really have the flu....its terminal. I know this much.
I was looking thru my old posts and I thought I would re-post my list of new year resalutions from last year..so we can see how much of a loser I am, as I dont think I kept one of them longer then 2 days..
ok..the post will be written on red....my remarks from today will be in black..do u get it?..ok here we go..
January 3 2006
I am not the kind of gal who believes in making "new years resolutions"....
I on the other hand set little personal goals if you will..I will now share with you my personal goals for 2006, and this time next year I will see if I kept any of them..
Chances are more than likey I wont..
1. Make my bed everyday...( have made this one the last 5 years..Has not happened as of yet..But I feel lucky this year..) this lasted about a week. longer then I thought it would.
2. Try to keep the house as spotless as I can, afterall I have no freaking job so I have no excuse right? only excuse I can come up for this one now is..hell I have 2 jobs now and that was NOT on my list of goals...damnit.
3. excersie more.....( yup made that one last year too) ok, I did do this...I may spend more time doing this then anything....
4. Be a better mom yup, that one didnt pan out either....hello do you read my blog?
5. Try to go another year without beating my kids into a coma...( I have kept this one for the last 9 years) anohter succussful year for that I suppose..go me.
6. Win the lotto...( ok I know this is a goal I can not control persay....But I can buy lotto tickets right?)I dont think I ever did buy a ticket..
7.meet at least one blogger buddy hmm....nope didnt do that either I dont think..but I do suffer from short term memeory loss...did I meet you this year?
8.go thru menopause....( again I know this is uncontrollable, but its ok to have goals)nope...this one neglected to show itself as well...heres hoping 2007 is my banner menopause year!
9. Take a nice family vacation that does not require driving to Michigan..well, I drove there twice, flew there about 3 times...I swear those people need to move here for crying out loud...But we have NO plans on going as a family next year..I may fly there a few times to see the dad and new mom...cause if I dont, I may be left out of somebodys will or something...
10. Keep my van clean...( again, another one I cant seem to keep)shit...forgot about this one....nope...well I keep it clean when I have to travel long ways..but by the time we get there its dirty again..so I figure why the hell bother.
11. Spend less time blogging...( I know, this is a hard one...I may need a 12 step program)acctually I have done this. I dont blog surf like I did, I post only once a day, if I can...and I pretty much only come to the computer when I have to....which is to blog..ok I didnt do this one..my bad.
There that's all I will bore you with........I would love to hear what your goals are..If u have made any..
While I am taking a break from purging, I will write or jot down my list for 2007.
*watch more tv
* stalk def leapprd thru 3 states instead of 2
*buy a new PAt should I not find the old one
*spend at least $2000 on concert tickets and stalking equipment...this is scaled back from 2006, i realize I dont need as much as I thought, cuz I am cool like that.
*Lose 80 pounds. I am trying to get down to my orignal weight..7lbs 13 onces
*sell shit on ebay....and start collecting welfare.
*write a screenplay....for the funniest movie u will never see.
*learn how to write said screenplay
*quit 2 of my day jobs....
*keep the house "liveable"..no need to keep it clean...trust me I know.
*buy some stocks and bonds
*shave my legs daily..not bi-monthly
*join a cult
*learn to play the violin......or get a violin....
that about sums it up I guess.
Here is the link to the article about mr shakys cousins step daughter.
She died the other day. She was 22. Her boyfriend beat her to death pretty much. He is a prick. She lived next door to us for a while. I went to her baby shower. Mr Shakys cousin would bring the baby over to play with Boo..they would sit in the grass and chew on twigs....then he would bring his bird out, and it would shit on Boos head..well it did once.
Her name was Holly. Please just send prayers to her poor mother, her name is Ann. Its too bad women continue to be in relationships when they get the piss beat out of them. If you are hit once, you will be hit again. Now a poor little girl is left without a mommy and a mommy is left without a daughter. It sucks ass.
If your self esteem is that bad you feel you cant do any better..then for God sake, turn gay, or just be an old maid..you dont need a man if he does that to you. Your better off alone, at least you will live a tad longer. If you stay with a man like that, please go buy yourself a self help book. Or call Dr Phil..I saw him once....Kicked him in the balls, but I am sure if u dont brinng my name up he will help you...
So anyway...thast all i have...
Have a good weekend. I will be working on varoius jobs and projects..so i will see you Monday I supose..
depends on how long it takes for the bird flu to kill me.
ok, on the greatest site in the world I just saw what I want for Hannuhka..
go here..buy me both if u can, or just one....dont care which...there are only 110 availbe, so please act NOW..
ok, here is today write up about it..it shows a picutre of Holli
I hope this dirt bag gets whats coming to him.