Friday, June 10, 2005

Hill and wagons...

My kids have been caught on more than one occasion trying to go down a hill in our back yard in the wagon..Now I have told them several times that this was not a safe form of wagon riding to practice..So they have pretty much went cold turkey on going down the hill in the wagon...Well last night my daughter informed me she thought of a safe way to go down...I asked her "what might that be"..She said balls...She was gonna put balls in the wagon as that might cushion her fall..While she tumbles out and breaks her neck in 2 places...I informed her this was not a safe idea..She told me that I had no idea what safe was and that she was gone go down the hill....After I told her repeately not to travel down the hill in the wagon...Her brother came in to tattle..Said she went down the hill....I called her in...She said she didn't use our wagon but the neibghor kids wagon..Because I only told her I didn't want them going down in our wagon...grr...These kids are gonna be the death me......

So that is why I am gonna try and write at least once a week a few things about myself for my future grandkids(because my kids are gonna have me dead and buried by then)...I am gonna start with a few now...Here we go...
To my grandkids....I hate country music...And you better never lislten to it..
Most of your realivites are stone cold crazies...Excluding me of course...
I had 5 tattoos...A pain I do not recomned to anyone
If your parents tell you to do something..Sit there and act like you are not sure if you understand well as you are just learning English
bring home every stray dog ,cat,rabbit,worms...Whatever you find...They will let you keep them...Because they want to do that now...
I do not recommend getting wasted the day before your highschool graduation...Long story...
By the time you get here everyone will have to live in plastic bubbles because the bugs don't die..They will eat your alive...
that's enough for now....More next week...

There got some of that off my chest...I don't think kids will litsen then either...Just as well I will be dead...I don't wanna see my next generation trying to kill themselves by going down a mountain in a freaking wagon....toodles for now

8 comments:

Kismet said...

Kids are determined to have their own way aren't they? "If you break your leg, don't come running to me!" Let em ride!

~K!

Jaws said...

LOL Not her wagon but the neighbors... oh yeah she is getting smart.

See I am the type of mom that if they did it again I would let me watch me put the wagon in the trash can. There we go! Don't need to worry about that nay more.

Never had a tattoo am thinking about it though!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Kismet..yes kids are weird little creatures...maybe if she did break a bone she wouldnt be such a darn daredevil....Jaws..thats a good idea...but I like the wagon..keeps the baby qiute while we go walking...lol

Jamie Dawn said...

Well, she was right in that you didn't say she couldn't go down the hill in someone else's wagon.
Kids will argue you to the grave!

Julie said...

Oh, I love the nit-picky arguements like that! I've explained to my kids that they are NOT dumb, and that will NOT work. So they get in just as much trouble... Isn't it amazing what they come up with sometimes??

steelcowboy said...

Heck, we used to ride down a hill a way honking lot bigger than that, and we survived.. mostly.

Sandy said...

Sounds like when I tell Cassie that she will fall if she sits on the arm of the couch..."No I won't" is her comment...just before she falls!

Mona said...

ah, kids being literal and finding loopholes..they're so SMART. Thanks for coming to my site!