Funny..Maybe not so funny

Yesterday afternoon I was sitting on my couch looking out the window(without my glasses on)...And I see a kitty walking across my driveway..And I say Oh my Gosh..Sagwa is outside(that is my cats name)...She has never been outside nor has she ever tried to get out there...I quickly make a fuss about her let her out..And that someone is going to get a beating after I find her and bring her in...I run outside..No shoes or anything and start calling "here kitty kitty"..The kitty would not come..Now I cant even find the damn thing..It is long gone..Nowhere to be seen..So I get even madder if that is even a word...I am running around my yard like a freaking lunatic trying to get my cat back...I holler into the basement window cause that is where the kids are..I ask them if they will come out and help look for her..My oldest says "mom she is right here"..I looked and there was my cat sitting in the other window..ON THE INSIDE..IT wasn't my kitty afterall...I swear they were twins..geesh...

Lat night my middle child wonders up in my room before bed...She is scratching the biggest skeeter bite I have ever seen..And its on her little face...She says..And I quote"mom you have to do something about these bugs..You either need to keep us inside or we need to move...Or we need to find a bug spray that will keep them off our track"....Even my 5 year old has noticed the Deep Wood Off...Does Deep Woods Nothing...Drats.....Don't forget to take my daily poll...I am gonna change it daily..But I am gonna keep this one up for rest of day..Toodles