Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Got to get packed..Don't for get the duct tape

We are leaving in 2 days for our very short trip back to the homeland.. I need to make sure all the clothes are washed and folded..That may take me all damn day..I really am not looking forward to to the drive...ahh shucks anyway..

The oldest is still "trying to live a life" Not sure what he has been doing for the past 8 years, but I guess that was not it...
My sweet baby seems to find the damnest things to get into..I have decided that I need to keep her chained in the closet..No really..It is for the best:)

My middle child is starting to rebel along with her big brother...He seems to be dragging her into his twisted form of anti-parenting......But it isn't too bad...YET..

Ok here is a short ditty about my troubled childhood:)
One day while I was in middle school I had decided I was gonna skip school..Just to sit home alone..And watch some much needed MTV...(that was when MTV was cool..And it actually flailed music videos..Of people who can sing..),,
As I was sitting ,just chillin on the couch, I see my mother pull into the driveway.
I am thinking HOLY CRAP...I am busted...I quickly run into her room..I decided I would "play sick"..I got under her covers and pretend I was sleeping..Well she barreled in the house..Ran into her room..For something..Didn't even notice I was into there...
I heard her gabbing on the phone.I could tell something was not right..Being it was only a half day of school that day..She would be expecting me home in an hour or so....I heard her tell whoever she was talking to on the phone that she needed to 'jump in the shower"...So that was my perfect opportunity to "come home from school"
As soon as I knew she was in the bathroom..I swung open the door..Acting all shocked she was home..."Mom..What are you doing home".....
Well turns out her grandma had died...And she never even noticed that I had been in her room....Another crisis diverted!!
There is my tale for the day...Enjoy..TOODLES

My son just infromed he that he needs a little respect around here...JOIN THE CLUB!!

5 comments:

detracked said...

You have to write more.Try metaphors.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Metaphores...nope dont have time for that..:)

J&J'sMom said...

Duct tape is the best!! I gave my husband a duct tape wallet for Christmas ;0) Enjoy your visit...sorry about your Grandma...glad you didnt' get in trouble though!! I miss my MTV...

Marel Lecone said...

What a story! Regarding what your little son is saying, too funny. I will be sure not to say that around here. I know, for sure, that my going-on-3-years old will be walking around with the same little talk. She already gives me "Whatever!" and "Fine!" God help me with the terrible threes!! Talk to you later.

BipolarPrincess said...

That's so sad!

And I don't care what anybody says, 3's are worse than 2's!

Boycott Tom Cruise!