its the end of the world as we know it...

I am the type of gal who loves to hear crazy people talk about crazy things, and my hubs is the same way. I caught him one day on this website about what is suppose to happen in the year 2012...

If any of you do not know what I am referring to, according to the Mayan calender the world will end at 11:11 December 21, 2012.

I will get into the reasons why they think that in a minute.

When I read that, I just laughed. I mean why bother wasten money on Xmas gifts and such when it will all be blown up a couple days later, thats kind of a waste.

I thought to myself

oh shit, hubs is going to be stock piling shit like he did when Y2K hit..I cant bare to look at a room filled with Ramen noodles, water and peanut butter..

fuck..

I told him if people come knocking on our door because he is reading this shit, I am kicking him out.

I don't have time for a stock pile of shit again, I just don't.

I'm a busy gal for Christ sake.

Anyway, the theory goes as such...

This is what all the smart people think..and these are smart people..

I'm not writing any of this to scare the shit outta anyone, I'm writing it because I find craziness truly fascinating...thats all..

1.Mayan Calender.
The first to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a Mesoamerican civilization, noted for developing very sophisticated mathematical and astronomical systems.
The Mayan Prophiecy - Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The 13 -bakyan cycle of the Mayan long count calendar begins on August 11 3114BC and reaches 0 (or 13.0.0.0.0 in the long count) on, you guessed it Dec 21 2012.

2. Winter Soloist

On the winter solstice of 2012, the noonday Sun exactly conjuncts the crossing point of the Sun’s ecliptic with the galactic plane. Whilst also crossing at the exact centre of our Galaxy. The scientific community agree that at the centre of every galaxy lies a black hole. Will our Sun get swallowed up by a black hole as it crosses the centre of our Galaxy in 2012? Only time will tell!


3.Sun Spots

Is this the quiet before the storm? The Sun’s activity has been at a minimum, it is in a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy; it’s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it’ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.
Or could the Sun’s relative inactivity simply be part of theMandour Minimum, whereby the Sun is merely at the ebb of its 11-year cycle? The funny thing is if this were true, it means the Earth is approaching another Ice Age. So Global Warming believers need not worry


4.Hardron Collider
The LHC otherwise known as the atom smasher or finder of the God Particle is the world’s largest particle accelerator. It spans some 27km underground and when it ‘s fired up to run at full throttle in 2012, it will actually create mini-black holes right here on Earth in an effort to understand what happened right at the start of the Big Bang. Maybe the discovery of the God Particle should be the least of our worries. The scientists assure us that these black holes will only live for a fraction of a second.


5.Catastrophic Events long over due

The good folk at The Future Watch have compiled an excellent list detailing possible catastrophic events which could happen at any time. Events such as nanotech weapons, economic collapse, suicide by strangelet, alien attack – see Drake Equation, and many more factors just go to show how fragile the world really is.


6.Biblical Connotations
Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.
Then we have the Christians, who believe in the second coming of Christ; the Rapture Ready brigade.
You never know, one of us might be the change or the Second Coming of Christ!
Yet another Biblical prophecy was the so-called “mark of the beast’” without which men could not buy or sell; proposed computer chip implants, the ultimate convenience in a cashless society seem to fit this one pretty well, and can serve, at the very least, to track people if not to control them.
Perhaps the world won’t end in 2012, but instead the world will become one giant sheeple Borg hive society.

7.Magnetic Pole Reversal.

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field. This field shields us from most of the sun’s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we’re about 30,000 years overdue.
Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is under way, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.


8.Population Growth
A recent population growth explosion has occurred over the last few centuries. If the exponential growth continues at this rate, then 2012 will take the form of anarchy on a scale we can only dream of in our worst nightmares.


These are just some of the things that are out there to ponder..

In lamens terms, this is what is going to happen..

Umm...planet that supposedly is visible from the south pole right now but nobody else can see it will come sweeping by and

1. Cause a polar shift where the Earth will stop spinning for 3 days and there will be 300-400 mph winds which will kill everybody but those in their bunkers

2. It houses an alien race that will come down and cause problems

3. The gravitation forces of the planet coming close will cause the plates in the Earth to get all messed up an there will be oceans where there were mountains and vice versa

What else....lets see, it all has to do with the fact that the Mayan calendar supposedly ends on 2012 and other people like Nostradamus have said bad things will happen Solar flares are another one

.....right now the sun is super quiet and it is expected to be at its highest amount of radiation around 2012 and we will all be fried.....

An alien conspiracy that the government is listening to the group of aliens that formed the world and the Earth is only able to really be able to support x amount of people so the government will start to systematically start killing people to reduce the population and they are going to use the hype around 2012 to do it.....stuff like that.


That is what the hubs sent me when I asked him what was suppose to happen...

he is my go to guy 4 crazy things..

Also I had to write him back and ask him something else, because the people who believe all these things also believe there will be no election in November..

and now with super politician McCain suspending *choke choke* his campaign, it makes you wonder..

Oh ya...goes with the NWO (new world order) slant on things....everything that is going on has been planned by the aliens who really run the government (money issues weather etc etc etc)....


on the 14th of October there will be a alien craft that will be apparently in the sky's of the Midwest. They say they are only here to protect us and to help us to enlightenment against the other alien forces that are coming to not be so nice.....but it may just be the aliens who are in control of the government using mass hypnosis or chemicals to have us all believe it is there when it really is not so we all get lulled into a false understanding of things and want to come together as a planet...which will be when they come into power like they have have been planning.


So not only is our current government run by aliens, but they are going to protect us from the bad aliens.

All this my friends, on December 21, 2012..oh at 11:11pm.

Many of these things are already in place, and with the state of affairs as it is, it almost sounds plausible.

If your crazy.


Also there is a planet X..

Now this one makes me shit myself more then the others, because it has already been spotted, many many light years away I believe..

this is kinda what that all means.

They say it triggers earthquakes. That it rips open volcanoes, and unleashes massive tsunamis.

They say it can kick the Earth’s axis over, pushing Africa to the pole and Antarctica to the equator. It may even stop our planet from rotating! Or worse: peel the Earth’s crust off, tear our planet to bits.

Or perhaps it simply sweeps our world aside, pushing it into the Sun.

That’s the way it goes when suddenly, a HUGE planet zooms by.

They say.
The demon planet that is supposed to do the trick goes by many names.

Some call it Nibiru, or Marduk. Others named it The Ottawa Object, or Vulcan, or Transpluto. But most people prefer X, just X. `Planet X’, to be precise.

Planet X is the supposedly eleventh planet of our solar system.

It should be as big as many Earths, dwarfing it perhaps even hundreds of times.

Some people think X isn’t even a real planet, but a `brown dwarf’: a massive ball of dust and gas that almost succeeded in becoming a star.

Planet X has something no other planet has: a huge orbit. Its orbit around the Sun lasts 3,600 years. Most of the time, it is far off, invisible to the eye. But every 3,600 years, the lost planet returns. Once here, it accelerates, and swings close past the Sun, disrupting everything it encounters.


And that’s exactly what Planet X is about to do, they say. . It will be some event.

Within months, Planet X will reach the inner regions of the solar system, disturbing the eclipses of the planets and bombarding us with comets. In May, it will pass Earth, missing it only at a few hairs’ lengths. Or, well: hitting us at full force, perhaps

Is this enough to make you get a little drunk this weekend?

This is stuff I have been reading for months now.

Now I am not a believer, however, some of this crap really makes me scared shitless.

And of any of you out there have heard about this or maybe even believe it, I would love to hear your thoughts on it.

I in no way think this will happen, but I love hearing about it..

So with that, have a freakin awesome weekend..

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!

Drink something good.

Cause if you actually look any of this stuff up, your gonna have sleepless nights, consume mad amounts of liquor and start collecting cats..

cause thats what crazy people do.

and this is NOT because I have chili peppers, I wont be letting anyone blame this on my peppers.