Wednesday, September 17, 2008

secert lovers

I had this dream one night.

I was frolicking in a creek.

I tend to navigate toward bodies of water...

I like to be wet.

...I mighta been nude, but I cant say for sure..

There was a bear... a big one.

But I was not alone.

I mean I would not normally go to a nude creek all on my own..damn bitches..I'm not some floosey or some sort of trollop...damn people.

The water was luke warm, the waterfall was small and the sound was enough to relax you..even with a bear.

The bear was fishing. I think he spoke English as well, cause I think he told me I had a nice rack. I thought he must of been talking to a deer or hell a moose, I didn't know..

But he was talking to me..


I told him thanks.

What else are you going to say?...You cant smart talk with a bear.

I had a nice time at the creek. I was wearing my black flip flops..those are my best pair.

But I was nekkid other then that.

I think the talk of seeing High School Musical 3 had been well embedded in my mind, because I was frolicking nude with Zac Efron..

Don't be haten on me tween girls, he likes a woman with some cleavage and that can show him a thing or two...

and I did..let me tell u...

His body was soft, yet firm...He smelled like he had ran a couple miles. Ya no, the scent of a man...not a foul BO you get from your hubs after mowing the lawn, rather the scent of a line backer after a rip roaring game of basketball..or whatever.

His hair was beaded with sweat, his brow was glistening.

He took me in his arms and well....

This is a PG/PG-13 rated blog, not some kinda trompy triple X so im stopping there..



The bear was fishing still...but he wouldn't stop looking at us...

I wasn't sure if maybe he knew Mr. Efron or if he was a fan of High School Musical..I didn't know..

Then outta nowhere the bear ran quickly....

You know that song..

i saw a bear, in tennis shoes, a big bad bear oh way up there..blah blah blah...

whatever, I don't remember the logistic's of the song...

anyway, he was indeed wearing shoes..

He ran up to us, took Zac's rock hard body and took a nice bite and tossed him onto shallow rocks as if he were a rag doll...

Why do my sex dreams always end up with someone dying?

I still woke up with a smile on my face.

It was a good dream ...


I'm just sayin..

30 comments:

sweets said...

LOL!!!!!

... ok that was a fun dream!! why don't i have dreams like that??

Tom said...

No Mormon tabernacle choir in your dream?

Mrs. K said...

maybe the bear was your husband? is he very hairy? too funny.

Southern Sage said...

lol
You meant baseball I think.

Is the Zac fellow the one that doesn't like girls you posted the pic of?

It seems I needta try to do better with pop. culture.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Sweets,
u r not trying hard enough Sweets...keep trying and it will happen!

Tom,
whose that?..huh?

Mrs K.,
nope he isnt hairy, but maybe it was..he was wearing his shoes....hmmm...

SS,
well in my dream he knew what to do with a lady...damn cracker..

~Jobthingy~ said...

that is a great dream cause he is some sexy. even in hairspray he was hot.

too bad he is like.. what.. 13?

Flip Flop Momma said...

Jobthingy,
Gawd, please dont tell u u just said he was 13...

He is 20, I have done some checking, im NOT a child predator!

haha

Yippeeskip said...

At least you didn't have a cigar chasing a donut.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Yippee,
this is true...

Monogram Queen said...

I had weird dreams all last night - but they didn't feature anyone i'd deem "hot" in them!

Humincat said...

Well, I could think of a few dreams to share, but then, like you said, this is a family friendlyish site.....sorta....not really. Nah, who we kidd'n? Sex in the water with a stud is HOT!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Patti,
your just not trying hard enough..

Humincat,
u aint lying.....even in dreams its as pretty good as the real thing;)

Bee Repartee said...

ah, those are fun dreams. I love waterfalls. ;)

So Not The Bradys said...

I think you mean football. Linebackers play football.

Have you ever got a good whiff of football players? If your boytoy smelled like that, you would have been bathing him in the creek, and rubbing him with a fish from the bear to lessen his stench. I'm just saying.

BTW, speaking of linebackers, my son's varsity team is 4-0, ranked 5th in the state, and won team of the week through the local television station.

Haphazardkat said...

Yer like a bloggin female preying mantis, man!!
All doinkin the nice smellin thang then CHOMP--CRASH--dead young thing...

And...the bear wearin shoes? Seriously??

Puff puff pass, girlie. Puff puff pass!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Bee,
well, some parts were fun;)

NOT the bradys,
thats awesome about your sons team..

I had a boyfriend in highschool who played football, I wanted to screw his brains out when I smelled him after he played a game..

I know..im an odd duck..

Kat,
yes, he was wearing shoes..

stop hatin girl, stop da hatin!

Webinsider said...
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Flip Flop Momma said...

dear webinsider,
i dont need traffic, i get plenty..although this is spam, im not earsing it, cause i find it enjoyable that u felt the need to take a shit on my page..

I still wont put up the spam gaurd, cause that shit bugs me..

but if u need help gettin traffic, link to me..thats my advice asshat..

Shannon said...

I was also thinking that the bear was the hubs, lol. Too funny.

IamDerby said...

LOVE it! And boy do I remember that song (years as a camp counselor will do that to you!) I also love the fall look you have going on...very nice.

Sarah said...

LMAO! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!

Dame Wonder said...

LOL! that bear was saving you from the LAW! hahaha!

Scarlet said...

You tell a good tale! I love the ending! :)

What's funny is you had on Flip Flops...the fancy ones, no less. lol

So Not The Bradys said...

I'm one of those freaks into the actual "essence" of how a person smells. Not their cologne, soap, or laundry detergent, but actual scent. I also love the smell of good sweat and warm flesh. I love the way I smell after I go tanning.

When we had parents' night for football, the boys were out there running some plays and we were allowed to stand close.

When I say close, 20' feet away was about all I could take downwind.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Shannon,
it appears thats what all u guys think...damn, heis a nosey sonofabitch aint he?

Derby,
we sang it in music class in middle school..i thought it was stupid then too;)

Sarah,
damn, u dont get out much then..hahaha....

Dame,
damn woman..he is 19...he is ALL legal;)

Scarlet,
only the best when im making whoppie with the cutest tween..haha

NottheBrady's,
yeah me too...and some men have a scent that smells as good as cow manure..some dont..

;)

Janell said...

OOh you even dream cool chick dreams. I wonder if there is a Freudian connection between "bare" and "bear" ?

Webinsider said...

Dear Flip Flop Momma:

It was not meant to be spam but some information. But since you think that it is...so I removed the comment. Afterall its your property and you have the full right to categorize the content.

Peace!

~deek

Flip Flop Momma said...

Janell,
hmm.....well...all i can say is i liked being BARE with him..hehe

webinsider,
ok..

CMB said...

That was hilarious! Love it.

Flip Flop Momma said...

CMB,
thanks...it was a good dream..

well

most of it anyway;)