Today is my dogs birthday..this pure bred, AKC registered,pedigree that carries around pretend babies is four today...
Why do animals have to live so damn long? Why cant they be like a goldfish you win at the fair? Ya no the ones that die before you get them home?
Damn, I'm always struck with this kinda luck..
Happy Birthday u damn douche...
And to celebrate I vow not to kick her today or call her stupid..
God Bless and Amen.
Did you know that pretty soon is a big day coming up for me?..huh, didja didja?
On October 24th something near and dear to me will happen...
Something I have been anticipating for months..
I cant help the way I feel. This is going to be a big event. I am thinking of having a HSM themed party that night. My buds and I will go to the show, then come home and sing HSM songs on my karaoke machine, get drunk, and well.....I wont go on from there..
Mostly I am looking forward to this...
May I burn in the fiery throws of hell..
*damn, the boys in my high school did NOT look like that....
but isn't he beautiful? I know I'm damn near old enough to be his mother. In fact if I woulda conceived the first time I made whoppie, my kid would be this old...almost 20!
That's kinda scary..
But spank me and lock me up, cause I just wanna do naughty things to him...
Now moving on from child porn...Lets talk about the issues..
Do any of you watch Nancy Grace?...I make no bones about it, I think she is great. My son calls her..hard core, like my mother.
He tells his buds that...they fear me.
Anyway, I am so sick of hearing about the woman who killed her baby...
Nancy, can we move on? Please..
The mother of this tot will be caught in due time...she will get hers...but lets stop talking about it.
I read a sign in a yard there when they were showcasing the house as they do nightly.
if my dog was missing for month I would report it
I got to thinking, I wouldn't report my dog missing, cause that would be a Godsend, but if my posters Zac Efron or my life size doll I kiss were to go missing, now theres a crime.
I mean seriously, who does she think she is fooling?
Gawd I wanna go there and tussle with her..
She is what I refer to as a bottomfeeder.