I'll be loving you.....

Yesterday I get an email from the chairperson at the political center I volunteer at. I have offered to help with signs and trying to register new voters.

Just doin my part....

anyhoo, I was asked if I wanted to help out at an upcoming event. Me?..sure..

what is it?

Oh, a little event that Obama and Al Gore will be attending...with special guest...





Bill Clinton...

*gasp*

I think my thong got a tad damp just typing that...

Its next month, they wont even give the date or the details, just in case it gets breached by bloggers who have happy fingers and cant keep secerts.

fuckers..

nuf said..

Anyway, today has been a bad day. Have you ever had a bad day?

No?

damn, your lucky and God loves you better..

It started out by me finding an odd looking wormy thing on my kitchen floor this morning, by the grace of God I did not step on it in my bare feet..

Thank you my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ..

Amen..

So I had the hubs pick it up and take it out of doors and he says..

boy its a juicy one..

damnit, why do u go and say shit like that?

He thinks it came from my peppers...

ya no the ones I bought in New Mexico?..

Every damn probelem is blamed on my peppers. Remeber the stock crash last week..yup, my peppers.

The train crash last week when the guy was texting instead of watching the track...yup, my peppers..

bugs and odd insects invaded my home...yup..MY peppers.

I have noticed over the last couple days that the peppers have been frequented by flies.

So I let the hubs discard it into the out door trash unit.

When he picked the peppers up, nothing but fruit flies and house flies came swooshing outta the bitch.

So there went one group of my peppers...sonofabitch.

Later in the afternoon I took my boo and mother out 4 lunch. I ordered a club sandwich..I love those damn things..

I get it, and I think it kinda smells funny, but seeing I'm so hungry, I take a bite anyway.

It tasted funny...but when your hungry you let things slide.

I took two more bites, and then made my mother take a bite, cause thats what u..u force your tainted food on someone else..

My mom agreed it was gross. I told the waitress that I think the lettuce is bad and to take it away..

They made me a new one, with the same fucking tainted lettuce on it.

Why did they think putting the poisoness lettuce on new bread would take the rotten outta it.

So I say...well, all u did was make me the same shit, I told u the lettuce was bad, and u guys put the rotten lettuce back on..

DOes that make sense to you?

She asked if I wanted something else.

I told her no thank you...u have done enough..

So I'm thinking my small intestine will start protruding out the anus and the large intestine will be bulging out the esophagus.

I may start bleeding rectally and may start vomiting green stuff..and I'm not looking forward to that.

I fear I may be a statistic on the nightly news next week.

And that is not a good feeling.

Then as I am walking outta the restaurant, I go to the paper stand to buy a paper because my Boo was on the front cover and I wanted some copies to send to my dad and granny.

I put 4 quarters in and the bitch wont open.

U have GOT to be kidding me.

I get no lunch, I get no fuckin paper.

I dig out more coins, and think to myself

self, if it opens this time, I'm cleaning the damn thing out...every last paper will be mine.

so I try and open it, and BAM, she opens..

and there were only two papers left..damnit..

So I took them, since well, I did pay for them.

I get home and check my mail, and my blogger pal Gette sent me something very cute..

Its my very own Troy Bolton necklace...

*giggles with glee*

Then the 5 year old ran off with it...

I got it back from her tiny grubby 5 year old hands, she told me I'm too old to have a necklace with zac efron on it.

I asked her how old did she think I was.

she said 18...

So things are looking up...