Thursday, September 25, 2008

its the end of the world as we know it...

I am the type of gal who loves to hear crazy people talk about crazy things, and my hubs is the same way. I caught him one day on this website about what is suppose to happen in the year 2012...

If any of you do not know what I am referring to, according to the Mayan calender the world will end at 11:11 December 21, 2012.

I will get into the reasons why they think that in a minute.

When I read that, I just laughed. I mean why bother wasten money on Xmas gifts and such when it will all be blown up a couple days later, thats kind of a waste.

I thought to myself

oh shit, hubs is going to be stock piling shit like he did when Y2K hit..I cant bare to look at a room filled with Ramen noodles, water and peanut butter..

fuck..

I told him if people come knocking on our door because he is reading this shit, I am kicking him out.

I don't have time for a stock pile of shit again, I just don't.

I'm a busy gal for Christ sake.

Anyway, the theory goes as such...

This is what all the smart people think..and these are smart people..

I'm not writing any of this to scare the shit outta anyone, I'm writing it because I find craziness truly fascinating...thats all..

1.Mayan Calender.
The first to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a Mesoamerican civilization, noted for developing very sophisticated mathematical and astronomical systems.
The
Mayan Prophiecy - Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The 13 -bakyan cycle of the Mayan long count calendar begins on August 11 3114BC and reaches 0 (or 13.0.0.0.0 in the long count) on, you guessed it Dec 21 2012.

2. Winter Soloist

On the winter solstice of 2012, the noonday Sun exactly conjuncts the crossing point of the Sun’s ecliptic with the galactic plane. Whilst also crossing at the exact centre of our Galaxy. The scientific community agree that at the centre of every galaxy lies a black hole. Will our Sun get swallowed up by a black hole as it crosses the centre of our Galaxy in 2012? Only time will tell!


3.Sun Spots

Is this the quiet before the storm? The Sun’s activity has been at a minimum, it is in a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy; it’s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it’ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.
Or could the Sun’s relative inactivity simply be part of theMandour Minimum
, whereby the Sun is merely at the ebb of its 11-year cycle? The funny thing is if this were true, it means the Earth is approaching another Ice Age. So Global Warming believers need not worry


4.Hardron Collider
The LHC otherwise known as the atom smasher or finder of the God Particle is the world’s largest particle accelerator. It spans some 27km underground and when it ‘s fired up to run at full throttle in 2012, it will actually create mini-black holes right here on Earth in an effort to understand what happened right at the start of the Big Bang. Maybe the discovery of the God Particle should be the least of our worries. The scientists assure us that these black holes will only live for a fraction of a second.


5.Catastrophic Events long over due

The good folk at The Future Watch have compiled an excellent list detailing possible catastrophic events which could happen at any time. Events such as nanotech weapons, economic collapse, suicide by strangelet, alien attack – see Drake Equation, and many more factors just go to show how fragile the world really is.


6.Biblical Connotations
Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.
Then we have the Christians, who believe in the second coming of Christ; the
Rapture Ready brigade.
You never know, one of us might be the change or the Second Coming of Christ!
Yet another Biblical prophecy was the so-called “mark of the beast’” without which men could not buy or sell; proposed computer chip implants, the ultimate convenience in a cashless society seem to fit this one pretty well, and can serve, at the very least, to track people if not to control them.
Perhaps the world won’t end in 2012, but instead the world will become one giant sheeple Borg hive society
.


7.Magnetic Pole Reversal.

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field. This field shields us from most of the sun’s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we’re about 30,000 years overdue.
Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the
pole shift is under way, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.



8.Population Growth
A recent population growth explosion has occurred over the last few centuries. If the exponential growth continues at this rate, then 2012 will take the form of anarchy on a scale we can only dream of in our worst nightmares.


These are just some of the things that are out there to ponder..

In lamens terms, this is what is going to happen..

Umm...planet that supposedly is visible from the south pole right now but nobody else can see it will come sweeping by and

1. Cause a polar shift where the Earth will stop spinning for 3 days and there will be 300-400 mph winds which will kill everybody but those in their bunkers

2. It houses an alien race that will come down and cause problems

3. The gravitation forces of the planet coming close will cause the plates in the Earth to get all messed up an there will be oceans where there were mountains and vice versa

What else....lets see, it all has to do with the fact that the Mayan calendar supposedly ends on 2012 and other people like Nostradamus have said bad things will happen Solar flares are another one

.....right now the sun is super quiet and it is expected to be at its highest amount of radiation around 2012 and we will all be fried.....

An alien conspiracy that the government is listening to the group of aliens that formed the world and the Earth is only able to really be able to support x amount of people so the government will start to systematically start killing people to reduce the population and they are going to use the hype around 2012 to do it.....stuff like that.


That is what the hubs sent me when I asked him what was suppose to happen...

he is my go to guy 4 crazy things..

Also I had to write him back and ask him something else, because the people who believe all these things also believe there will be no election in November..

and now with super politician McCain suspending *choke choke* his campaign, it makes you wonder..

Oh ya...goes with the NWO (new world order) slant on things....everything that is going on has been planned by the aliens who really run the government (money issues weather etc etc etc)....


on the 14th of October there will be a alien craft that will be apparently in the sky's of the Midwest. They say they are only here to protect us and to help us to enlightenment against the other alien forces that are coming to not be so nice.....but it may just be the aliens who are in control of the government using mass hypnosis or chemicals to have us all believe it is there when it really is not so we all get lulled into a false understanding of things and want to come together as a planet...which will be when they come into power like they have have been planning.


So not only is our current government run by aliens, but they are going to protect us from the bad aliens.

All this my friends, on December 21, 2012..oh at 11:11pm.

Many of these things are already in place, and with the state of affairs as it is, it almost sounds plausible.

If your crazy.


Also there is a planet X..

Now this one makes me shit myself more then the others, because it has already been spotted, many many light years away I believe..

this is kinda what that all means.

They say it triggers earthquakes. That it rips open volcanoes, and unleashes massive tsunamis.

They say it can kick the Earth’s axis over, pushing Africa to the pole and Antarctica to the equator. It may even stop our planet from rotating! Or worse: peel the Earth’s crust off, tear our planet to bits.

Or perhaps it simply sweeps our world aside, pushing it into the Sun.

That’s the way it goes when suddenly, a HUGE planet zooms by.

They say.
The demon planet that is supposed to do the trick goes by many names.


Some call it Nibiru, or Marduk. Others named it The Ottawa Object, or Vulcan, or Transpluto. But most people prefer X, just X. `Planet X’, to be precise.

Planet X is the supposedly eleventh planet of our solar system.

It should be as big as many Earths, dwarfing it perhaps even hundreds of times.

Some people think X isn’t even a real planet, but a `brown dwarf’: a massive ball of dust and gas that almost succeeded in becoming a star.

Planet X has something no other planet has: a huge orbit. Its orbit around the Sun lasts 3,600 years. Most of the time, it is far off, invisible to the eye. But every 3,600 years, the lost planet returns. Once here, it accelerates, and swings close past the Sun, disrupting everything it encounters.


And that’s exactly what Planet X is about to do, they say. . It will be some event.

Within months, Planet X will reach the inner regions of the solar system, disturbing the eclipses of the planets and bombarding us with comets. In May, it will pass Earth, missing it only at a few hairs’ lengths. Or, well: hitting us at full force, perhaps



Is this enough to make you get a little drunk this weekend?

This is stuff I have been reading for months now.

Now I am not a believer, however, some of this crap really makes me scared shitless.

And of any of you out there have heard about this or maybe even believe it, I would love to hear your thoughts on it.

I in no way think this will happen, but I love hearing about it..

So with that, have a freakin awesome weekend..

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!

Drink something good.

Cause if you actually look any of this stuff up, your gonna have sleepless nights, consume mad amounts of liquor and start collecting cats..

cause thats what crazy people do.

and this is NOT because I have chili peppers, I wont be letting anyone blame this on my peppers.




45 comments:

Scarlet said...

So that's what my daughter and her friends have been talking about. They parrot some of this stuff and don't even know where it comes from. After reading this post, I don't either.

I remember flipping out a few years ago after hearing about the 666 on the UPC codes and reading Revelations in the Bible...how no one will be able to buy or sell if they don't have the 666 on their foreheads (or somewhere else on their bods). I broke out with every item in our kitchen cabinet and they all had the 6 symbol (2 thin lines) followed by more numbers, two more thin lines, more numbers and two thin lines. There was your 6...6...6.

I love conspiracy theories...but I refuse to panic. Me and my red wine will be ringing in 2013. Look for the pics on my blog. ;)

Flip Flop Momma said...

Scarlet,
i know, I will be ringing in the new year with u..haha

I have heard the 666 thing too..

I just love reading things, and i come across tons of scary shit..hehe

Tom said...

If aliens wanted contact, it would have happened by now. Aliens may be beings without physical bodies. like pure energy.
Time is a spiritual thing from God and the Mayan God has had it's day years ago. Most Mayans are Lutheran or Baptist I believe. You'll be an old flip flop mama don't worry.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Tom,
4 sure...

but i am ageless tom...i wont be old..

Greg C said...

Honey, crack is wack. If you need help and after reading that I know you do, hurry don't wait get it soon, :) Since the world will be ending maybe we should just quit paying taxes. What do you think?

Flip Flop Momma said...

Greg,
amen brotha...amen;)

Southern Sage said...

you just a did a perfect job at splainin why I believe that every single person who believes anything Al Gore or any Global warming idiot ever said it an idiot themself!!


Surely hubs didn't fret Y2K?????????
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Flip Flop Momma said...

SS,
he was worried about our bank account, worried the dumb asses running the computers wouldnt know what to do...

and boom our money would be gone..

Lo said...

Thanks for all the info and another good reason to have a cocktail or two or three this weekend!!!!! AND this means we must all actively work on fulfilling everything on our bucket list before 2012. We must take pics and be VERY board ready!!!
xoLo

Flip Flop Momma said...

but global warming is real cracker..

sorry dude...

call me an idoit iffn ya want, but the proof is in the puddin..

Now I dont think any of this shit is real, this is just something i find humorous...

as 4 global warming...

yeah im not touching that with a ten foot pole..

Flip Flop Momma said...

lo,
yes, lets get our bucket list done..we only have 2.5 years left..

and yes, lets drink too;)

Haphazardkat said...

I blame it on the Pale One.

So Not The Bradys said...

You write...."So not only is our current government run by aliens, but they are going to protect us from the bad aliens."

Umm, have you taken a close look at McCain and his strangely shaped noggin? And what about Palin? There's something odd about her Peggy Hill looking head and bone structure.

I'm just saying...

Flip Flop Momma said...

Kat,
u may be on 2 something...im just sayin..

Not the Bradys,
OMG she does look like Peggy HIll...

I gotta go tell hubs u said that..

thats brilliant..

Mrs. K said...

ok thanks for freaking me out a bit...hopefully with my pain meds, it will all be forgotten by tomorrow morning.

you twit.:P

Southern Sage said...

Nah its the same thing as all that other stuff.
I needta post on it, i get asked all the time. Its snake oil same as the second ice age, acid rain, over population, and on and on and on. Weather patterns are obviously cyclical, thats all it is.

Nobody really believes it, well nobody that uses carbon based fuel or electricity. If they did believe it they would surely rush to live in tents and not use carbon based fuel.

They would at least spend their savings to have solar and wind power power their own resources, if they were true believers.

and they certainly wouldn't ever fly, much less fly private.
Think of that, selling something and not believing it. its evident in everything Al Gore has done since he invented the internet.
he's loserdom, thats why he is no longer prominent in the Dem. party even the rank and file, the loyal sheep, dont believe him any more when the evidence came out.
There are just as many if not more scientists that say man made global warming is a farce than say that its our fault, and always follow the money, the money is going to the scientists that are saying its true to research how to stop it.

chicken little gets paid every time by the scared!!!! an excellent scam perpetrated about every 20-30 years on a major scale and at every shell game everyday in back alleys.
I'm just pissy I didn't think of it. Folks will buy anything if you can play to their emotions.

IamDerby said...

Damn this was a cheery post. Mr. Iamderby loves this kind of thing. He has been heehawing about that mayan calendar for months! I choose to be in ostrich about all things scarey

Flip Flop Momma said...

Mrsk,
do u got good pills?

Sage,
well I agree with u on one thing..

AL Gore is a total Douche bag, you notice he is not around durring the most important election in decades?..


he is fukcin nowhere..

the year he ran, I did not vote..

I take that back, I voted 4 Ralph Nader that year..

but really it was just like not voting..

Derby,
yeah, my hubs loves reading these things...

I do to...only because I find it odd people acctually are preparing 4 this..

damn..

im just gonna stick it out here and party like its 1999 i presume;)

~Jobthingy~ said...

"which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner"

heh.. you said pole shifting.. heh heh

and hey now.. how the fuck did Ottawa get pulled into this shit. what did we do?

i think i saw this on the front of one of those horrid tabliodesqe 'magazines' while waiting in the grocery store the other day. now i am gonna have to go back and wait in the long line to read it.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Jobthingy,
yeah occording to the crazy people, we are all goners..

dont bother wasteing ur time in line..

its all poppycock..haha

look I said cock..hehehehehehe

Gette said...

I've got a head start on the cats. Enough to share. Anyone else want some?

Flip Flop Momma said...

Gette,
happy birthday..

oh and no on the cats..haha

just_tammy said...

Don't blame the peppers...Peggy Hill...is it the end of the world? That was some post!

DFTF said...

Okay, so where are the Mayans today, hmmm? Maybe they practiced one too many brutal human sacrifices on one another.

In Jr. High I remember learning that Nostradamus predicted the world would end in 1984. I was sick with worry because I'd be just one year away from graduating high school. As if, that was the ultimate goal in life.

Monogram Queen said...

La~La~La~La~La

that's my response to all of this stuff! *wink*

Flip Flop Momma said...

Tam,
it is....thanks 2 my peppers and peggy hill;)

tftf,
haha..1984, i was a mear 9 years old then...living in my own world and listeing to Beat It..

;)

Patti,
yeah me 2...but i do find it intersting..crazy people make me smile;)

just_tammy said...

BTW don't make fun of my food storage since I'm a good lil Mormon girl. That reminds me - I'm running low on brownie mix. See that's the key - store the things you love and bag the ramen and all. In all seriousness, at this moment I know of several families living off of theirs due to job loss. Ours will never make it to the end of the world since I'm a stress eater!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Tam,
yup,there are lots of people living outta the food shelters thanks to the rip roaring job the admisntration has done to keep jobs here in the good ole USA..

its pretty damn sad...

I dont like brownies...or chocolate.

Im more of a fiddle faddle kinda girl;)

Humincat said...

I have never heard this crap before....hmmm, let me ponder it....nope, still crap.
Do your kids ask YOU about condoms like mine does?

Flip Flop Momma said...

Humincat,
Good God NO!

I would fucking die...

I mean I would be dead on the cement.

JoeinVegas said...

Tank youI needed a good laugh right now. Finding it hard to contain myself so that my co-workers don't yell at me for reading posts instead of working.

Jennybean said...

Hi from a fellow MN girl!

Those Myans are some crazy shit huh?

My aunt got us all solar/crank radios in 1999, so I know what crazy is like. What we were supposed to be listening to as the world ended I'm not sure.....

Flip Flop Momma said...

joe,
get your ass back to work...damn brotha..

Jennybean,
well hello..

I know, and if the world comes tumblin down, what the hell is water and ramen noodles gonna do 4 ya too..

i love the crazies;)

just_tammy said...

Hey, I know there is a post around here somewhere singing the virtues of your fav brownie mix. Every time I see the pink box I think of you. Plus I know chocolate cake passes your lips. You usually aren't chowing down candy bars though...

Flip Flop Momma said...

Tam,
damnit..u caught me, I do love chocolate cake..

but the fat free brownie mix from a couple years back, well..I dont think I have had it since..

and your right, I do not eat candy bars...well once in a while i MIGHT get a Caramello;)

metalmom said...

The end of the world is TODAY! FlipFlopMomma just wrote a LOOOOONG edumacated post and scared the shit out of all her readers!!

I just wanted to know if you were going out for karaoke tonight!

Flip Flop Momma said...

MetalMom,
nope....there isnt any tonight, plus the debate is on, and I gots to watch it..i love that shit..

im afraid this bitch aint gonna be singing anywhere but her tub this weekend..

*sigh*

Cliff said...

2012 would be the fourth year of Omabommama's term,(if he's elected) and I can believe that's as long as we can survive. so that part is probably correct. (or at least we'll hope the end of the world is near)
Also, having to look at pics of Al Franken and that other vomit is going to make pretty hard to come here.
But, at least I visited this time.

KrazyMom said...

When Hubby and I visited the Mayan ruins last year we found the history to be absolutely fascinating! I also have read the sites about 2012 and it kinda scares the shit outta me now, call me crazy! I just keep thinking, I am spending all of this time and money on adoption and what...best case scenario my bambino will be four? ;)

Flip Flop Momma said...

Cliff,
I realize frankin aint the best lookin chap..please dont hold it aginst me ole pal..I didnt birth him.

but we need some leadership here in MN, im not sure how things run there in NE, but here it isnt so hot..

Although McCain has 7 homes and 13 cars, while some Amreicans have lost thier homes and cant afford thier car payments, let alone pay their bills...

but as he said last week..

the fundamentals of our ecomony are strong..

right on..

Krazymom,
its pretty facinating though aint it..

i love reading this shit..

Krystal said...

Life is much more interesting with nuts around.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Krystal,
amen 2 that sista...

Greeneyes said...

Note to self :
Buy cases and cases of Ramen noodles, water and peanut butter..

Oh and TP , gotta have the TP for that diet !!LOL

A hording I do go !!!!!!!! OH dear LOL


greeneyes

Marel Lecone said...

This was a really long post . . . could you summarize it a bit? haha Ask that, huh? heehee Hope all is well. Thanks for being funny as usual. Talk to you later.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Greeneyes,
now dont go hogging it all, good golly;)

Marel,
indeed it was, I normally like to keep things short and sweet huh?

;)