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Just when I think I have seen it all, something comes along and hits me right between my contact lenses.. My vision is for shit because I am to busy to go get new lenses and glasses...









But even having vision like a bat or a opossum, I still saw this bright and clear.









Now I don't know about you good folks, but when I am feeling chilly or hell down right cold, a blanket, a sweater or heck both seem to do the trick just right..









Now I have never thought to myself as I am curled up in a blanket laying my ass on my sofa that somehow the blanket could be improved upon..Or that it was somehow not sufficient.









I mean if you have a phobia of blanket, I understand, just put on a sweater..or something I wear all cold season long..a hoodie..









I love the hoodie..I don't wear the hood on said hoodie, but I get enjoyment just knowing the bitch is there, just in case..









But the other night I saw something that made me really think about how gullible Americans must be.









Look at what I am referring too..





































































This here is called The Snuggie. Its a blanket with sleeves...That you...get this..







WEAR...







holyfucktards, you have GOT to be kidding me.







And look, it comes in an array of colors..


































































































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ok, just three, but still....

















Now I ask the makers this..











What the hell is the difference between this and a bathrobe?











In the commercial it shows a bunch of asshats at a sporting event outside wearing these hitonious things..














They look like a bunch of mental cases.














I mean I don't condone wearing your bathrobe to a ball game in the fall, but I do however recommend a fucking jacket.














Just when I think things cant get any worse...just when i think I have seen it all, BAM someone out does themselves..











And it makes me chuckle..











the snuggie, when using a blanket or a sweater is just not cool enough...














use our snuggie at outdoor sports your tots play in, it is a sure fire way to make sure they will never have a girlfriend or boyfriend..it may keep teen knock ups down..














snuggie, when you just wanna look like an asshole.

















I should really charge for the free publicity I am offering.