The bitch is back

Having a 6th grader has kinda put a life expectancy on my ticker. When I had my mid life crisis two years ago, it shorten my life by 30 years....now having a 6th grader has shorten it by about 25, so I should be dead any day now.

This Friday there is a homecoming dance at his middle school. He wants to go. Since he is on the football team he gets in free...he told us he doesn't want to go to dance, he just wants to go and hang out with his buddies.

That means there is a girl there he wants to kiss, I just know it..

Someone here better know CPR cause I'm a full code and I'm gonna have ticker failure any damn second now...so keep tabs on my pulse..please.

I went to his football practice last night. It was kinda warm so I had my windows down..I don't get out because well, there is no need. I know nothing about football other then its stupid...so me and all the other moms, we sit in our cars and watch.

A woman next to me was in her car, her windows were all tightly rolled up...yet I could plainly hear her radio. Wanna know what she was listening too?...

A book on tape.

A dirty book.

I heard these phrases spewing outta her automobile.

shes a dirty stupid bitch

she sucked it very hard and it was good

she likes it rough

her pu*sy was throbbing with delight.

yeah, I shit u not...

My first thought is she must not be able to read, because surly she coulda read her porn book while the kids were playing ball..

She must be hard of hearing as well, because she had the fucking thing blaring..

I thought, this poor bitch just wants to get all hot bothered and here we are interrupting her good time in her car...How dare they have football practice at the football field when this poor desperate soul uses this place as her porn listening stomping ground.

and there were kids all over the place...and her windows were up, and I could hear it plain as day...

I may or may not have yelled out my window to her that she needs to turn her porn down..

The last place I thought I would hear porn on tape would be football practise for young boys...I mean would expect these shenanigans at say wrestling practise or hell in the Walmart parking lot..

and a woman non the less...a man I could see...but a woman..and she was old too..

My ears have been soiled.......

And this lady and I nearly tussled.

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Then i had to call the bus system who takes my Blondie to school. Normally they stop here at my cornor and pick tots up, but this year they changed the routes..So my little 8 year old gets on the bus a block behind my house..and she gets off the bus on the same street only 3 blocks down...which in turn is about 5 or so blocks from home, on another block where I cant see her.

Oh holy hell no..

I called them up yesterday and informed them that if something happened to my baby while she is walking home from this bus stop, not only would I get Nancy Grace on their ass, but I would sue them for everything they had..

Which wouldn't be much because she told me they changed the routes due to budget cuts...I told her sorry to hear about your money issues, but this is my kid and she is the only one who gets off there and she is too young to walk alone that far.

The woman told me the school said the elementary kids can walk three blocks to the bus. I said yes, I agree..but this is 5 blocks at least PLUS its not even remotely close to our dwelling...

My baby will now be dropped off on our street..

I mean who would think that dropping a little girl off miles from home is a wise choice. And when I am the mother, it is gonna make it twice as hard on your ass..

Cause this bitch don't fall for that shit...

Three years ago..(when the boy was about this age) him and a buddy were going to a buddies house, which is right where Blondie gets dropped off...a man pulled up in his car asking them if they needed a ride..

The boys told him no, they were on bikes and needed no ride and my son told him he should not be talking to them because he was a stranger..

he is a law abiding boy that one..he is always looking out 4 numeral uno..

the guy then told the boys he would put their bikes in his trunk...and proceeded to get outta the car..

The boys took off like a chubby girl was chasing them 4 a kiss..

Then last year there were reports of a man kidnapping kids from their homes, but returning them later...

It happen to a girl I use to work with...

I am not sure if they ever caught the man or not...

But this is why kids of 8 years of age should NOT be walking blocks and blocks from a bus stop to home..This is a case where kids lives should not have a dollar sign on them..

Screw your damn budget cuts...

And the thing that kills me is, she gets on the bus at a daycare center, which is around the block, but not all that far...but she can not get off there because they will confuse her with the daycare kids..so they drop her off 4 blocks b4 the damn daycare...why not drop her off after the daycare?..hello asshats...

And are the workers at the daycare so stupid that when the bus driver says..

pretty blonde girl, not daycare kid, she walk home from here..good day..

I swear, my nerves are shot..

between the boy wanting to go to his first homecoming dance, NOT to kiss a girl I'm sure...my baby girl being dropped off two towns over after school, being blamed 4 any weird bug these people here see, my dog and her fake puppies, the maggots I saw in my outdoor garbage can...and the price of tea in China..

I need a drink...