Friday, April 06, 2007

nadda

I had a post here, I re-read it and I saw it made less sense then I had thought. So its gone, as I don't want to confuse anyone.

All I am gonna say is Happy Easter.

Eat some peeps, bite the ears off the bunnies, and make sure u buy the gourmet jelly belly's.

As your eating your dried out, salty ham; your burned pie, and your smelly deviled eggs, just know someone is having a more shittier dinner then u.

I will be going to Mr Shaky's play tonight where he plays Jesus. Jesus. He is going to be Jesus..

Damn.

Have a happy Easter.

Jesus has risen and He will be living here for tonight. I will be selling the photos of Him on Ebay and if I find a piece of grilled cheese with Mr shakys image on it, I am just going to eat it.

Bee whatever u wanna be. I am out of here.

I need to go set up my rabbit trap, I might just trap the sonofabitch and have me some bunny stew this weekend, thats just the kind of mood I am in.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ummm, don't you already own a bunny? Guess you wouldn't want to eat him since you paid for him and now wait on him whisker and paw. Now I'm not making any sense.

Still don't know what to say about the Jesus/Shaky thing. A few religious class and he thinks he's the Man Himself?! I so hope he's been doing some serious crunches and I don't mean the candy bar.

I don't even have a stinkin' ham yet to overcook. If there isn't one to be had tomorrow, I'll be joining you on the rabbit hunt. No ham hunting today since it's hubby's birthday and I have to get his happy butt from the airport this afternoon. Guess that's the least I can do since he's been gone for three weeks and leaves for another three next week.

You know this shoulda been an e-mail! Oh well, Happy Easter! Happy Spring (yeah, right in this below freezing weather)! Happy Happy Everything!

eyes_only4him said...

Tam,
well I forget to find my rabbit most days, so she dont have mmuch meat on her bones, wouldnt even be worth the kill.

go get your ham.

cathouse teri said...

Happy Egg Day to you, too, Wild Thing! :)

Fantastagirl said...

If it makes you feel any better, the grain truck I was following on the highway yesterday ran over the easter bunny.

Good luck with the who play thing - I'm guessing they are re-enacting the passion?

eyes_only4him said...

cathouse teri,
same to u...wild thang:)

fantstagirl,
no, its a 20 minute skit..part of itis the last supper, not sure what the last half is..hehe

Bella said...

Have fun with the whole married to Jesus crap.

I don't even know what I am doing for easter yet.

Karin said...

aw it is moments like this that I am greatful I am a Jew. No crappy ham, no bunny to kill, and no having to go to plays where my husband is Jesus. Good luck to you making it through this weekend without killing. Remember no matter how torturous the play is it is only 20 minutes, you can make it. If shaky tries to continue being Jesus afterwards demand helpful miracles like turning water into wine to help create a nice buzz until it passes.

eyes_only4him said...

Katie,
well u only have a few short days to figure out where your gonna eat..haha

karin,
your joys of being a jew are rubbing off on me;)

but I dont think I could forgo the dinner or x-mas presents..thats where I need willpower:)

Anonymous Fat Blogger said...

Your post made me hungry. You know, the peeps, grilled cheese and all that.

Hope the play goes by quickly for you. I like karin's idea about him turning the water into wine!

Anonymous said...

I'll be home by myself at easter, shocker

Angela said...

Well have a hippityy hoppity Easter Miss Bossy:-).

eyes_only4him said...

working mom,
then go eat something damnit:)

Beanie,
I'll be home for Easter, if only in my dreams.

Kaliblue,
hippity, hoppity to u sweety:)

Kendra Lynn said...

Happy Easter! Hope you have fun at Mr. shaky's play...I'm sure he'll make a great Jesus.

Kendra

Anonymous said...

Just popping in to say hi. I haven't been around much lately I know.

:)

The Cat said...

It's really cool that you know Jesus and all....especially this time of year. Ask him how he feels about the whole chocolate/easter connection cos that one must be confusing the crap out of him. Hope you get that wabbit

eyes_only4him said...

Kendra,
I hope u guys have a great Holiday too:)

Mary,
long time no see...happy easter.

The Cat,
Jesus has no issue with the bunnie/chocolate thing, as long as there is enough for His basket.
;)

MommaMonkey said...

Have a great Easter! Hope the play goes well for your hubby!

eyes_only4him said...

Puddle Jumper,
well the play went well...thats a whole blog story all in itself.

happy Easter:-)

LZ Blogger said...

I LOVE JELLY BELLIES! ~ I may even do a post on it someday! Have a VERY HAPPY EASTER Christina! ~ jb///

Dizzie said...

Hey, babe! Long time, no see! How've you been?

Happy Easter right back! I was kinda running around like a deheaded chicken prior to the Easter outbreak, but then I figured "what the he**, the world wont end if I sit on my own hiney throughout the Easter this year!" and decided not to give a shit about anything. I'm taking it day by day. Everybody needs a breather sometimes, right? ;)

Take care

eyes_only4him said...

LZ Blogr,
Jelly Bellies RULE...Happy Easter my friend.

HOD,
hey girl..

take it east, eat some peeps, have some drinks and call it good;)

Neurotic1 said...

We will not be eating ham. We are cooking out hamburgers and hotdogs. I think they will go much better with the candy rush that everyone will get! Put a good word in with Jesus for me ;)

eyes_only4him said...

Neurotic,
holy crap, I wanna come to your house then ...that sounds bitchin..I love candy and i love burgers.

I fucking hate ham.

Jamie Dawn said...

No Peeps for me.
I don't use them.

It's ALL CHOCOLATE, baby!!!!