Saturday, February 03, 2007

Hot blooded

I have a few questions roaming thru my peanut size brain. I often have these bouts , I try to stop them, but I cant..

DO you ever wonder why when its your birthday, you have to supply the snack for work or school? Should not that be the one day you don't have to bring a damn thing? I mean, they should buy YOU the treat, that is some backwards shit.

Next on my pissing off list is...Why is it warmer in Alaska then it is here..I have set this up, so you can keep track of our arctic blast....So maybe u will feel sorry for me and maybe knit me a blanket.

The WeatherPixie

I like greens, pinks, and tans...

Next is I wonder why my Boo doesn't ever shut her mouth. This girl talks and talks. And she can talk about anything. Yesterday she talked for 10 minutes on how she thought a piece of cat food got into the living room.

I tell her to go sit down and keep quiet, or I may have to kill her. Then she says she just "wikes talking to me"

Shit, now what? She "wikes" talking to me.

I like to have quiet time. Just 30 minutes is all I ask for. If I bind and gag her for just 30 minutes, is that considered child abuse?

By this time next week I will near the ocean front. I do not like the ocean, nor the thought of it being in my backyard for 3 nights. The ocean is big, there are sharks in it, along with other various creatures and bugs. I always have this re-occurring dream of driving along the ocean side and a big ass wave comes over the road and throws my car into the water..Yup, its a very pleasant thought. I have had this dream since I was a kid. I even hated driving along the lakeshore when I lived in Michigan. I would always take the long way around it...I bypassed it..Even if it took me an extra hour, I bypassed it..

Well, I have lots of work to do. I need to go find my long underwear. I am thinking of starting a fire in the fireplace, only I don't have a fireplace...I am cool with just setting my carpet on fire.

My dog doesn't even wanna go out and take a leak..I think she is holding it in, I think I see her heading down to the litter box.

Yeah, so that's all I got.. Can someone please turn the gol dang heat up? Whom ever is hogging it, it is much needed here in MN. I don't for one second believe that Global Warming exist. Its bull pucky. Plain ole bull pucky.

Bee Real


Kelly said...

I feel sorry for you, but I don't knit. Sorry. It is a steamin' 11 degrees here today. I will have to go bankrupt to heat my house. It is just sad when your heat bill is more than your new vehicle payment! Winter sucks ass!

Have a fun vacation! Hope you don't encounter that dreaded tsunami in your dreams...yikes. :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

its pretty sad when 11 degress is like 20 degrees warmer then it is here..thats just plain wrong..

well if u crochtette, that would work too..hehe

Choppzs said...

I would knit you a blanket, but it would probably come out looking like something completely different. Like a dish rag or something. And that wouldn't do you any good.

Oh and your Boo complaints sound allot like my latest post. Crazy is getting on my nerves and I just want to stuff him away for a bit. Let's put the two together and run. How about that?? We'll get a few drinks, pick up some hot men....

Tammy said...

I can't knit but I can crochet you a blanket but then again, I would need it for myself.
It hasn't stop snowing here all day.
Are you going on Vacation? Where are you going?
Hope you have a great time.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well, I can always use more dish rags..hehe

i am sure its just as cold there up in CAnada, we havent got much snow, but its sure been cold..

I am going to Virgina Beach...not really a vacation though...

Hails said...

I would quite gladdly throw you our heat. Its hotter than the desert here today and I hate it like you wouldnt believe. Id rather be there with you in the cold then here in the heat!

Neurotic1 said...

Brrr- that is all I can say! Well at least it will be warmer when you go to Virginia Beach. I hate the water too. I never understood the why people like to go to the beach. I mean you come home with sand in your crotch. How much fun is that?

Karen K. said...

I can't believe you don't have a fireplace. shit, I even have one here in Fl. We only use it on Christmas as a decoration. Anyway, in case you were worried about my well being, I am fine. The tornados knocked out our internet service yesterday afternoon but as you can see it is back up and running again.

Which ocean are you going to? As for little Boo Bee, I would love to talk with her, she is adorable!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well lets switch places for the season, i would love to see some wallabies..hehe

yup, its brrr alright..only thing is in VB its only in the 30's and 40's there, so wont be much warmer..

that ocean is gonna kill all of us one day, mark my words.

goin to the Atlantic ocean...the only ocean i have relaly ever been too...did u get your hair cut?

Fantastagirl said...

I think it's a whopping 10 below out right now, and that's not counting the windchill factor. It's freakin cold. I understand, I sympathize.

I'm wearing two pairs of socks and SLIPPERS, and my feet are still cold. I want an electric blankie! I'm with Kelly -my heat bill is going to be higher than my van payment.

ocean tamer j said...

well if u get pissy enuf please let the Idiocrats that global warming hasn't hit there yet. What a bunch of idiots and to think some of those fools voted for Gore!!!!! Can you imagine? I'd have already slit my wrists!!!

the ocean will not eat you. I will be up there next week so just let me know if the mean ole ocean threatens you, i will make it be nice, i got game like that!
have a good trip

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes, my heating bill is also exceeding my van payment..not fun..sorry your sharing our smae cold hell.

slick willy
i did not vote for al gore, that year i voted for ralph nader:)

not sure u can tame the ocean, it will kill us all one day..mark my words...

but try and kee it under control while i am on the eastern seaboard next week..keep a girl safe;)

js said...

i got ur back sugar
the salt water asks me when it can come up, all i need are the dates and I can schedule it not to hurt you

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

friday sat and part of it..i dont want any trouble..hehe

Raggedy said...

Should I make you feel a little warmer? Here is our present temp.
Wind Chill: -43°F (-42°C)
Let me get this right. You are suppplying for YOUR OWN Birthday?
I mean I had to do it when the kids were younger and in school. We brought in the stuff for their little party.
Why is it warmer where you are than it is here? tee hee
Jaycee is just like Boo. Yackity, Yackity. When she thinks I am not listening (I am not looking directly at her to converse)she gets lounder or hits me and say why you no tawk to me! You din't tawk to me Mamma! Why? why? why? What is with all the Why's?
I have a great vid on the global warming save the planet thing.

Have a wonderful day!
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

so u gotta show me up huh..hehe..its -15 here with the wind its -32..where do u live?...what state is colder?..I need to know..hehe..

but cold is cold no matter how u look at it..

Cliff Morrow said...

Even though global warming has been coming and going for billions of years you needn't worry. Hillary promises to stop it once and for all if only she is elected queen.
Dreams never come true so stop worrying about getting washed away. That's just as likely to happen as your dream about working for a tv show in NY.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I dont know..this dream seems really real, and its been going on for about 2 decades...sounds like a premintion ya no..hehe

oh, and I cant wait till Hillary gets in there..she will put an end to all this nonsence:)

Karen K. said...

You very well could be having a preminition but that doesn't mean you will be there when it happens. E.Cayce predicts that the entire east coast will be under water some day in the future, I just hope none of us will be here when it does happen. Global warming is a factor in our shitty weather around the globe.Too bad your not going to Daytona Beach instead of virginia, I could visit you there.

Badoozie said...

if you don't like it move to floriday or CA. why the hell do you live in such a cold place anyway?

who is that girl in the weather picture. did you dye your hair dark?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well I am going to Miami in the summer...maybe, if i feel like it i guess.

did i dye my hair?..i have dark hair silly..

and u cant just up and move with no job or house to buy...since i have no job or house in florida, that kinda kills that..and i would never go to CA...

Brandy said...

We have a whole 1 degree right now for the temp. I even ran to the store and my poor old rust bucket never got up off the cold marker. Damn its cold!!

I would rather crochet an afghan for ya than knit one. Knitting takes tooo damn long to make! Let me know if you would like one or not! hehe

Karen K. said...

Well bossy, Miami is like 300 miles from where I live, thats like going to another state! My brother and I may go to Mn. this spring or early summer to visit our sister, maybe we could meet there. I will let you know when the time comes but this is only if you would like to meet me in person for all I know you may not even like me enough to want to meet me. I am sure that one of your many personalities would like me. hehe

Jamie Dawn said...

It's time to MOVE south, girlie!

Boo has an over-active tongue. The only way to remedy her talkativeness is to either cut her tongue out (which IS child abuse) or numb her tongue with the stuff dentist's use. She'll still be able to make noise, but it will just come out like, "Buh, muh, buh."

Meow said...

Sorry, Bossy ... afraid it's been us that've been hogging the heat ! We had around 100F temps the past couple days. Sorry.
Stay warm, take care, Meow