Friday, February 09, 2007

Oh hell no

Well, it seems my trip to the eastern Sea Board is

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I have been doing this all day and half the night...





























take the beard and the wings off, and that's me....


Its a sad state of affairs when I cancel a trip....I just checked and even if I change my day to go, its gonna cost be 100 bucks more...

That seems to freaking unfair...

here I am, on my death bed, and they are trying to screw me up the ass.

I bid u farewell.....With these uncertain times, I am unsure of my time here on Earth.

Love thy neighbor asswipes....Bossy OUT...

to make a trip to the porcelain God...Which smells like urine by the way..

Bee Real

23 comments:

pretty willie said...

well dog dick
i can't believe it
we were gonna do that thing with the 40 weight oil damnnnnnnnnn
i lose again
sigh
hate ur sick but damn
i mean damn
the 40 weight
sigh

Jerry said...

Bossy,
Try not to think of it as being sick, but a really accelerated weight loss plan. You'll have abs of steel after blowing all that chow. Just make sure you brush your teeth. Don't want to have that stomach acid eating away at your pearly whites.

That sucks about your trip. Get better soon.

Karin said...

Wow and here I am the one you would expect to be puking now with not even a barf burp. I am sorry you will lose money for losing your lunch I hope it passes quickly.

aatank said...

I hope you feel better soon. If I had your address I would send you a care package...A box of chocolate, a dirty magazine, and some toilet cleaner. At least one of the 3 shoud make you happy.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

slick willy,
i am lost what your talking about with 40 weight oil..remeber, i am not using my full brain capacity...i am dying.

Jerry,
always, brush the teeth..always..
;)

Karin,
yup, that isnt right..u should be puking....not only am i puking with occasional spurts of the runs, but I am also on the rag, makes for good times..

Aatank,
what kind of dirty mages?..haha

Neurotic1 said...

Damn girl- drink your vernors. Eat those popsicles. At least if you go on your trip next month it may be warmer! Get feelin' better ;)

just_tammy said...

Guess the title says it all...I'm so sorry your trip is on hold thanks to all your trips to the commode. That just blows!

I'm so sorry. This has been one sucky week all around. Feel better. Tell hubby and son to aim better so you don't have to smell what they left behind. Yep, long week. Some day you will look back on this and see all the potty humor that I didn't mean to type.

"T" said...

...maybe you are puking up your prostrate?

Badoozie said...

only you are tough enough to post in the face of such peril

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

neurtic,
we dont get veronrs in this God forsaken state..

thanks, i am hoping this will pass soon.

Tammy,
well the boy only uses that toilet, so its all his bloody fault..

t,
well that I have real probelesm if thats the case..i love ur pic too

Suszie,
u know i am a bad ass..

Kelly said...

Oh that sucks! I must ask, are you REALLY sick, or did you just want to get out of seeing your sister?? Hope you are feeling better soon. Now you've got me thinking that I should have spent extra on insurance for our vacation tickts. Damn!

Peanutt said...

Wow, I haven't been here in months and come back to find you vomiting all over a urine smelling toilet. Nice. Well, I hope you feel better....being a mom o' two boys....I know that those urine toilets are nasty!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Kelly,
well right now I am kicking myself for not getting the insurance..you dont think you will need it, then BAM..your laying with your head in the shitter when your plan is suppose to be leaving..

Peanut,
how there, long time no see..

yup, u come at a bad time..hope u dont catch what I got..

Michele_3 said...

Gosh girlfriend, I hope you start feeling better!
We just got done being so sick(just colds) over here as well! I hate throwing-up though(THE WORST)
Hope you start getting better!

LOVE THE NEW HAIR!
Looks GREAT!

Raggedy said...

Yikes!
I sure hope you feel better soon!
Take care.

Neurotic1 said...

Are you hydrated and feelin' any better yet?

Princess said...

Aww Bossy, that sucks! I really hope you are feeling better.

Your not preggo are you? ;)

Luv Ya *giggles*

xoxo

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

michelle,
thank you, and it is the worst..

raggedy,
thank you..

neortic,
staying hydrated, think i might be on the mend,,,just have the shits now.

princess,
considering i am not only having the worst stomach cramps, but i am also having the worst menstral cramps....i am doubley ill..hehe

Blazer1234 said...

Bossy that sucks. Sucks BIG time. I hope you stop puking and having the shits. Get better real soon, OK?

Tammy said...

That really sucks. Hope you feel better soon.
Seem like everyone is getting sick these days. Not good.

Fantastagirl said...

Hope you are feeling better soon!

Cliff Morrow said...

Let me guess, you've learned your writing style by reading the Bible?
May you soon end your praying to the Thunder Mug.
I hate 'calling dinasaurs' too.

Jamie Dawn said...

You poor thing!
I was busy this weekend and didn't stop by here in time to hand you a cold wash rag.
Doesn't a cool, wet wash cloth feel good on your face just after you've puked your guts out?

Sounds like your weekend was crappy... literally.