Tuesday, August 22, 2006

She drives me crazy

Do you want to know something else that has been on my mind since my trip? You know how they say the poor folks in Asia make about 10 cents a day making all the crap we sell at Walmart and such? Well on that 10 cents a day, how do these Asian folks afford to travel? I swear I saw thousands of them at the airports I meandered thru. I tried speaking to several, testing the waters on whether they were spoke English or not. None of them did. So how on the pennies they make a day, can they afford to travel so much?

Also something else, I see them pick their noses, I mean they act as though they have a treasure map up there, I make eye contact with them, and they still keep digging. Why? Do they not understand that in our country that is ok behavior if your in kindergarten? I don't get it. And they have weird smelling breath. Is that from all the pussy cats and puppies they consume there?

Today at the jail the inmates were in rare form. I think some of them had missed me. I had one gal ask for some TP, so I went and got the roll and went to the cell door and said " who needed this? Better come get it"

Not one of them moved. Then I said" I am counting to three, if noone comes to this door to pick it up, its going."

I guess the gal who wanted it did not feel like getting her lazy ass out of bed. She gets up and says "I don't know why you couldn't just set it on the table."

To which I told her " why cant you get up and get it? I don't need it..And this isn't The Ritz and I am not your damn servant."

She was mad. And I did not give a rip.

You want to know something else that drives me crazy? Most of the ladies in our county lock up are Indians. Native Americans if you will. All these girls make more money sitting in jail then I do working a 12 hour shift. They get paid money every two weeks just because they are Indians or part Indian. One gal makes about 4,000 a month just because she is an Indian. How is this fair? I was obviously born into the wrong ethnic group. I am sure if I dig far enough maybe I can find an ancestor that maybe was part Indian. What are the odds of that do you think?

Is this all because we stole their land?

They can have it back. I hate knowing that a gal in jail for drug charges or second degree murder is making more money sitting in the county slammer then I am working there.

Anyhoo......

I get to work another 12 hour shift on Tuesday, then I am off until Saturday.. My house is a mess, my bees are un-ruley, my house is amess......yadda, yadda, yadda..

I can see I need to go find me a boy toy who is a full blooded Indian and doesn't mind a fat American lady with 3 kids to live off him...Only in the event that Mr Shaky dies..Of natural causes orwhathaveyou.

Bee Real

30 comments:

Anonymous Fat Blogger said...

Ewww to the nose pickers!

Dang, you counted to 3 just like I do with Bug....too funny.

And if you find any Native Americans that'll take a chunky, insane woman and one child, let me know, I could use the money too.

Foxy said...

I see them on the road picking their noses...ewww! LOL

eyes_only4him said...

denise,
well coutning to three works for the bees, so I figure it should work for the inmates too:)

well some are up for parole soon, want me to slip them your number?..haha

vani,
i do too..how sick is that?

Meow (aka Connie) said...

Ewwww, nose pickers ... I wonder, do they eat it ... could explain the breath !!!!! (Sorry, that's yuck !!)
Don't work too hard, Bossy.
Have a great week.
Take care, Meow

eyes_only4him said...

meow,
nope, i had not noticed them eating it, they like to wipe it under chairs though..be warned;)

Jewl said...

Don't get me started on the Asian thing... trying living in one of the countries for 3 years. Not fun my friend. They smell like old eaten fish, that is the smell! Trust me, I have stuck in a small elevator with several of them! LOL

Claire said...

Nose picking -- ewwwwwwwwww.

eyes_only4him said...

jewl,
is that the smell?..oh man I need to go vomit;)

claire,
exactly:)

deb,
I am in...I will be a jew..

oh and I have no sqaure to spare:)

hehe

Me said...

Ewww, that is gross. At least do it in the privacy of a bathroom or something.

There's NO WAY I could work for the county Hilton--I commend you. I'd be afraid of getting beat up somehow.

eyes_only4him said...

wethyb,
well, i dont worry bout getting beat up..just killed or harassed after they are out of the county hotel:)

Choppzs said...

Lol, as I was reading about how stinky their breath is, I thought you were going to say is it from how much pussy they eat?? lol Luckily you added the cat in there! I was gonna say "Me love you long time!"

Oh and as for the native americans getting that much money, I think that's crap. There's a reason they are sitting in jail, they shouldn't be rewarded for it! Dumbasses!

Twisted Lady said...

A long time ago I worked at a place with a bunch of Asian guys. They would FART all day long. Walk by and leave a fart behind! It was disgusting and believe me, it did not smell normal. Just like their breath! Weird. Must be their diet. What are they eating? Bamboo?

eyes_only4him said...

chopzzs,
oh gosh, I would never say THAT!..hehe..and i agree with you..its just not right they are making more money then us.

blog whore,
they just have oders ozzing out of their every orface..how gross.

bamboo? they aint pandas.

hehe

eyes_only4him said...

jamie,
somehow i knew you could shed light on this..your right, i must of run into the wealthy ones..

I would rahter be poor then dig for gold though;)

It's a Fantastic Life said...

OMG that just pisses me the hell off that those Indians are making more $ than me and I actually work! Not right, not right at all. And is that not our tax money that is paying them? Maybe I am wrong on that one.

Oh and yes on the Florida thing. YES YES YES!!!

eyes_only4him said...

ravinna,
no its not our tax money per say...its the jmoney they make out of the tribal casnino's....when we go to a casnio and spend our hard earend money trying to hit it big, the money we lose goes right into their pockets.

it depends on what tribe you belong to , some tribes make more money..but if its s tribe that has a casnio..hot damn..they rake it in..

i think we need to start a casino...in florida..haha..are u game?

Kendra Lynn said...

When I tried to get a scholarship for college, I couldn't get one because I am a MUTT...not American Indian or Hispanic or African American. Sigh.
I KNOW I should have been born with darker skin!

KEndra

Unknown said...

$4K/month?

Damn. I'd be like rich and stuff.

The nose picking thing is gross...cultural differences I guess. Wait, no that can't be it, my white husband does that too, of course he thinks I'm not looking though...

eyes_only4him said...

kendra,
same here girl...

eyes_only4him said...

the kept woman,
amen girl...my sister, my kids and on occoncain the hubby has been caught digging for treasure..whats gross is my 29 year old sister still eats it..my hand to Gods mouth..

eyes_only4him said...

i mean Gods ear...not mouth...holy crap what the hellw as i writing?

Tramu said...

Natives get money because we not only stole their land, but we raped their kids and bootstomped their culture. Why do you think a disproporitonate number of the people you look after in the jails are Native? If you ask me, $4000/mo doesn't even begin to cover it. You should take a page from the Canadian justice system and actually try to understand and respect the people you're dealing with, rather than antagonizing them and being downright racist. Nice that the only people these "Indians" get to deal with on a daily basis are people who hate them.

eyes_only4him said...

tramu,
hmm..I do belive I have not raped anyone in a great long while anyway..and since my family arrived here from another country, as most did..I dont think they did either..

but hell, if I could sit in jail and get 3 meals a day and murder and molest kids , or run a drug house..i might sign up for it as well...not a bad gig.

I dont see the afican americans making this kind of loot, and I do belive there people were done more wrong then the damn indians. its called moving on..

again, if i could make that kind of money and still be a criminal..thats cool.

I have no probelem with these indians making money for doing nothing, i mean I am still trying to work the kinks out of the system so I can run a racket like that. what my probelm is that they make it sitting in jail..after molesting thier kids or killing there parents for drug money..

yup..feels good to be an american..

God Bless the US of A asswipe;)

PinkCat said...

Hey Bossey

I can't keep up with your bloginess.

I would have asked her if she wanted you to wipe her ass too. LOL

Didn't you know that it is like a scavenger hunt up your nose?

Well gotta run and get some kids on the naughty step.

Take care xx

eyes_only4him said...

JOJO,
well I was beginign to wonder if thats what she wanted..

why cant you keep up with me?..am I running to fast?..haha

eyes_only4him said...

and its called the naughty mat..i like that better;)

Karin said...

I agree that once they have been convicted of a felony they should no longer get a free ride, kind of like we lose our right to vote. However I do think that the tribe has a right to make money in any way allowible by law. I personally make sure that all of my gambling money gets spent by more organized criminals the old fashion way, in Vegas.

If the Asians you ran into were Korean the stink is Kimchee. Trust me you don't want to eat it.

eyes_only4him said...

karin,
amen sista..

and how do u tell ? I dont know if there were korena, chinsese, japenisese, whatever..they all look the same to me;)

KrazyMom said...

Hey, I know the perfect Indian boy for ya! He's one of hubby's best friends and we've been wanting to set him up with someone...you don't mind that he only has one leg do ya?? LOL It's okay, really. He's the first to crack jokes about it. I'm not that cold.

eyes_only4him said...

kelly,
well send me his photo, then i will decide..haha

a legged indain?..i smell a funny one there;)