I thought I would do a fun lil post to leave you with before I go. Since I work all day Wednesday and then fly off early Thursday morning, I am giving you my last post now.
And it very well could be my last one...Remember..Gorilla's or pirates could take over my plane and that would not be good cuz I have no banana's nor treasure, so they would both be pissed right off.
I am going to give a little journey of the men I once wanted to marry and why I am glad some of them did not pan out..
First up I am taking you back to the early 1980's. I was about 8 or 9 and Thriller was bigger then God. No really...It was...Michael Jackson was IT. He was actually very handsome.This is the one I wanted to marry and little dark babies with. I wanted to totally marry him and love him forever..
Then I started sensing he was odd. When he wore that damn white glove. ON ONE HAND..I knew he was wacko.And damn good thing I did not peruse it any further as this is what he turned out looking like
Oh and he is a child molester to boot..Yes thank you Lord for unanswered prayers indeed...EEKS!
Then we move on to the mid 1980's....I then found a new man I wanted to court me. Another brother. I did not so much want to marry him, as to get freaky with him..Even as a pre teen I knew this man could show me a thing or two that I would never see anywhere else..
whether you love or hate him, it doesn't matter to me. Something about him makes me all warm and fuzzy inside..Yes its Prince...And I have his symbol tattooed on my back. Just be lucky I don't carry a vile of his blood around my neck....I will always have it for him. I know he is weird and all, but damn...I don't care.even to this day , lets say if Mr shaky dies, or whathaveyou....HIM...ME...ONE NIGHT...Oh yeah
As a kid I loved WHAM, but I did not find them very attractive..Really, I mean look at this..
...Why I did not see it then, I don't know. If I would of known or even thought about it, I would of never fallen in love with him when he went solo..
I mean look at this people..
Now this is hot people...And this..
Damn ..Sexy, just plain sexy. And his voice. He is truly a gifted singer. I mean whether you hate him, you have to give props on his voice. And look at him, he is hot..Sexy...
and weird....I mean hello George...stop hiding in bushes and asking men who walk by if they are gay...And please don't offer sexual favors to cops in rest areas..Dude you had me till that point. I did not mind you were gay, but man..Hiding in the bushes is just damn creepy..
ok....Then I started liking a bit of metal...Well some metal. For years I wanted to marry this dude..
I mean look at him. He has a baby face, long curly locks...And a rockin body...I have loved Def Leppard since I was about 11. And this was the guy I was sweet on..I was once the president of the damn fan club....
Now today he looks ok. I mean he has aged well..But to me it looks like his face is a tad bit too tight....Now if I am wrong, Rick I am sorry..
So now I have resorted to the lead singer. I always thought he was sweet looking, but I could not get passed the damn mullet...
Now this is what he looks like. He has aged well. I mean he looks his age. He looks like a rugged rocker. Sexy is spewing all out of this guy..
So there you have it. I have went from child molesters, weird sex fienes, gay men, and rockers...A little something for everyone...Am I right people?
Now a days if Mr shaky were to um.....Die of natural causes....Or whathaveyou..
I would totally do any of them..Well not MJ...That's just creepy, plus he likes little Purti Rican boys anyway...
There is a little peak into my twisted mind and the way my pharmones sway. I am a toal wack job.
So who were any of your dream guy or girls?..I am intrigued..
well I wont be back until Sunday...Given if there are no snakes, nor hippos on the plane..I mean it could happen.
I will miss u guys. Stay safe, safe sober, stay clothed...Stay out of your county hotel.
oh if u missed The Will, check below to see if your name is there....