Saturday, April 29, 2006

Don't worry, Be happy

Well I have a visitor. Yesterday Norm showed up at my place. He was tired and hungry. Norm had a bit of a "mishap" of sorts. He took a tumble off my counter and was decapitated. So being the medical expert I am, I performed what we call a "headplasty". And he is all better now....Figures, this poor lil gnome has been around the country and I am the one who breaks him..But look, he is as good as new!!

So you see....He is all better now....No worries here folks, nothing to see. Just walk away, go bout your bidness..mmkay?

Is there some kind of protocol that prohibits old ladies from going out their home in just their hair rollers and there jammie bottoms?...No?..Well there should be.

Today is prom night here. While I was at work looking busy at my jewelry counter, a bunch of overweight girls,who obviously had no dates, came wandering around the store. It has been raining for 2 straight days, so the bottom of their dresses were muddy and wet. They cruised around the store about 4 times. I thought maybe they were looking for dates....Maybe trying to find a last minute loser.

When I was in school, we did not wander around the stores in our prom gear 6 hours before the prom...That was just not customary back in the day. In my day you got your date, got your limo, got a motel room, got someone to get you some liquor, you go for the meal, and you head to the motel room.

Boy how things change.

Bee Real


pack of 2 said...

Glad to see Norm is OK...:)

Maybe the prom gals were confused about where prom was being held...ya know...since they weren't officially invited.
They were probabaly just looking for the punch bowl.


Peggy said...

was Norm so bad you had to break his neck first thing????? LOL Have a good weekend

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yup, norm is ok..he doesnt even need a neck brace:)

LMAO at the punch bowl thing;)...

well he was a little mouthy:) was my bad, I hit him with my elbow and down he went..he didnt cry though;)

Cliff Morrow said...

Liquor and a motel room. Yeah, what happened to the 'good old days?"

Peggy said...

I got your pics. Edited the post on Norm in Minnesota to change my pics for yours. Thanks.... don't let him get drunk on your birthday

Jamie Dawn said...

Poor Norm! I'm glad his head was reattachable.
Super glue is a good thing to have around.

I hope those girls didn't shoplift. Maybe they were looking to add some extra bling to attract some attention.

Meow said...

OMG ... poor Norm, hope he's OK again !
Strange prom girls, wonder what sort of mischief they were trying to get up to !!
Take care, meow

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes, there is nothing like the good ole days.

i saw that..he is doing much better now, since his surgery;)

that is what I was thinking, but i wasnt sure where there would hide the stuff..haha

well norm is was touch and go for a while;)

mischief indeed, they were giggling and just walking around in a huddle..very odd.

Babble said...

It was prom night here too. But we have another one next weekend.

I made the mistake of going to walgreens at 11 pm.. every 11th grade high student was there.

Norm! DiId you prop up a beer and stool for him?

Cori said...

I have Gnorm the Gnome out there somewhere.....I thought he got to you but my Gnome looks much different! Glad you fixed him and by the way my prom sounded just like your prom.

Working Mom said...

OK, am I the only one that doesn't know about Norm? I get he's a gnome and all, but what's the story?

Yep, back in "the day" you only showed up for prom long enough for the pics and then off to the hotel you went. I don't think anyone ever went to stores afterward or before to shop in your dress....very odd indeed....hmmmm

vani said...

it was liquor and a motel room back in my day too. :)

and glad you fixed up ol' norm the gnome. :)

Mike said...

The kiddies wander the mall here before must be a requirement or something.

Michele_3 said...

I'm with Denise, what's the story behind Norm?
Girls shopping in their prom dresses? were they having fun?
We did the same as everyone else on here, got limo, ate dinner, took pictures at prom & then partied our @sses off!
Hope you got your cake this weekend!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

in my post for monday I am explaing about norm..

seems we all had the right idea on prom night..haha

i wont get cake till tuesday. i wanted it on my birthday..i may ask for a birthday weekend do-over, this one really blew seeings i had to work all weekend..

Krystal said...

Looks like you'll have to change your name from Bossy Bee to DOCTOR Bossy Bee.