Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Get outta my dreams..Get into my car

Bossy had the weirdest dream the other night. I had a dream that Mr.Shaky Pants heart had to be removed. although the procedure did not kill him,not many can live without a heart persay...But follow me here...

So he had his heart removed, and was told he would only live for a few more days. It was weird, cause he still went to work. I knew he was going to die. It was an erie feeling. I guess I just don't have good feeling about all this. Or maybe its because Mr Shaky Pants told me he was having heart burn and I was watching Cross Country with John Edward before I went to bed..Either way...Creepy..

I have noticed something as of late. Being we had the bird flu streak through the hive recently and there was lots of nose blowing. But have you ever noticed someone when they blow their nose? Watch next time, I guarantee you they will open up the Kleenex and look inside. Like maybe they are expecting to blow gold outta their blow hole. I am never sure what they are looking for. It is really very odd with a touch of gross in there. And also, I notice with my kids..When they
wipe their bottoms, they have to look at the TP..Ok, why? I am not a TP looker. I have never realized this was a practice till I saw both the bees doing it. Again, what the heck are they looking for? Is there a prize inside I am unaware of? Am I missing out on some kind of gold or rubies? If so, I will be sure to open up my Kleenex and take a gander at the TP after I go wee. My luck, I will just be looking at snot and wee wee.

So sit back, and think about, or dare I say ponder these items today. Let me know what you come up with.

Are you a snot looker?

Bee Real


Badoozie said...

let me be the first to say: they are looking to make sure they got everything!!!!

or they are checking for infection. green or yellow=infection.

Badoozie said...

how do you know if you are not assured of a skid mark, if you don't look at the TP? now, why do i have to tell you this. DANG IT, you should know this by now. i'm doing this in two sections because I wanted to make sure I was the first one to let you in on the cold hard facts.

what about those people that blow, and re blow on the same tissue all day. maybe they should try and wash it in the washer, to save on money. or use their sleeve.

Granny said...

Smart Susie. I don't think I do that. I'll have to pay closer attention.

Peggy said...

gross!! yuck!! No I don't peek at the tissue or tp!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

hmm skid marks huh?..well I can say with certainty the only skid marks i have made, was in a car accident when i was 16..but good theory there girl..i will go wit that:)

susie thinks she knows everything:)..but take notcie next time you blow:)

it is pretty gross, I will give you that.

Mrs. Diamond said...

I'm with susie, they're making sure they got everything. ;) not that i would know. i'm just sayin....

i have no idea why anyone looks at the snot. they'd be better off looking up their NOSE to make sure it's all clear.

Jamie Dawn said...

You have to look to be sure there's no residual.

I don't look at the Kleenex unless I think I have a bloody nose.

What a GROSS subject this is!!!!

Cliff Morrow said...

facial tissue-no
They have a bathroom set of corncobs for outhouse use. They're in a fancy box and there are a red cob, a white cob, and another red cob.
Instructions are to use the red cob to wipe with first. And then the White cob, to see if you need to use the other red one.

pack of 2 said...

suzie is correct in her statements!

It made for a funny post though:) crack me up..LOL


Kendra Lynn said...

Wow...what a dream about the hubby! Scary...I hate dreams like that.
As for the other are weird, what can I say. And gross...every kid has a gross side.
Even girls.

Fantastagirl said...

I hate dreams like that - don't do that okay?

Tink looks at her snot all the time - (drives me nuts!!!) I think it's because when we go to the doctor - she will ask what color her snot is...and this way Tink knows...I don't look.

Jerry said...

Put me down in the snot looker category.

Meow said...

Dreams can be scary things ...
As for checking your TP and tissues ... they are just making sure they got it all, particularly with the TP ... if the TP is clean, so is your bot-bot !! Not that I do that, of course ... my bot-bot is always clean ... squeeky clean !!
Have a great day, hope Hubby's problems are sorted out soon.
Take care, Meow

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

mrs d,
ok, it does make a little sence I guess..and i dont know why anyone lookes at either..haha

yes, gross indeed..indeed I have stumbled upon a gross bad:)

what a novel idea..i never knew corncobs had so many uses:)

seems everyone is siding with ole suzie..she is very smart:)..glad you got a giggle anyway:)

i hate those kinda dreams too..i am still freaking out over it...and yes..girls are way gross.


my kids have no reason they look at the TP or snot rags, they just do it.maybe my kids are more gross than others, not sure;)

you got it!!..but why do you do it? thats the question of the hour!!

yes, mine is always sqeeky clean too..i mean you could eat off it..ok now that is gross..teehee

Working Mom said...

Yep, I've noticed people look at their tissues too. I've always wondered why....icky.

Bug looks at her tp too like it's so interesting to look at. Whatever floats her boat I

d said...

Oh boy! Bossy, I never thought I'd be talking about this sort of stuff unless I was drunk and it was a slow night. Anyway...

I'm not a looker at the tissues, but I must say that Susie hit the nail on the head with the checking know, um, skidmarks.

Read down below that the Mr. is still not feeling too well. I'm sorry, I really do hope he is feeling better soon. I know how hard it must be to not know what's wrong - you're worrying, the poor guy is suffering - it's just not fair. You and the Mr. are in my thoughts.

Michele_3 said...

Hi BB~Too funny, where do you come up with this stuff? LMAO!

I'm not a checker but I do know what your talking about, remember-I have 3 boys! They check everything...yuck!

Sorry about the dream, stress & worrying can do that to you!
hope things get better

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

see..i am not the only one who notices these things..and ick is right..

so is it safe to say your skid mark free? I guess I never really thought about it..but i dont think i will take up the practice now, i have gone this long without doing it:) oh and mr shaky pants has a doc appt today..i will update later if they find anything out.

i guess i am what you call " an observer"..heehee..this crap just comes to me:)

i have one boy, but my 2 girls are way more gross then he is..go figure:)

d said...

LMAO - skid mark free for 30 years - or at least 26 - the first 4 I cannot be held accountable for ;)

Babble said...

My grandmother used to ask me all the time when I was sick. WHat color is your goo.. goo.. not snot but goo..LOL

If I said Green we were going to the doctor. if I said clear I was good to go to school. LOL

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes i can not account for my first 2 or 3 years of life..but i know for the last 26 years I have been skid free..tee-hee

jaws, that is cute..i would of clamied to have green goo just to get out of going to school.

The Blog Whore said...

I never look at any of it...I already know what it looks like...

My question is:

How do kids know to eat those boogers?

I can see picking your nose if something in there is buggin' ya, but how in the world do they think to EAT them?


~Deb said...

Oh my sweet Lord! You’ve touched upon a subject that I would have never commented on. Oh yeah right---c’mon, whaddam I mutha Theresa here?

I'm going with Susie's comment here! *Gives Susie the high five!!!*

Okay… For me…a person with “OCD”… following me? We have to ‘make sure’ we’re clean. I mean----sparkling clean. You have to look in order to see if you are clean enough to leave the loo. Get me? Good.

Nose blowing voyers? Well, I guess when the doctor asks you, “Is your mucus green?” It means you have an infection. So with that being said---always look!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

blog whore,
you wanna hear something grotsque?

my sister who will be 29 in june, not only picks her nose and eats it..but sticks her hands down the front of her pants, doesnt brush her teeth, wear bras, or wash hands after using tioliet, or use the device which flushes the crap down..

yum yum:)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

ok, you got me there...I have just never gave it much thought..but i am seeing i need to start looking in the snot rags and the TP..I do enjoy being clean as well, but just always assumed i i am not so sure:)

EmmaSometimes said...

gotta make sure you got everything!! (both ends) hehe.

The Blog Whore said...

No WAY?!

nd she obviously does this publicly? Wow, she has all the bases covered, hahah!