Thursday, April 27, 2006

I want a new drug

I had a very bad day yesterday. Ole Bossy succumbed to the flu. Now if you speak to Blondie Bee she will inform you it is because I did not wash my hands properly before I ate dinner the other night. I tell you, that trip to the hospital and the viewing of the round worm has done a number to that girls pschye. God Bless her though.

Ok, Now I have wrote over the last few days about me hoping that my Butch Bee is "slow" instead of having some horrific diease. Well, yesterday when he came home from school he was talking about the planets. He likes space and has lots of books on space and the planets. He told me who each planet was named for..(all roman gods) and why there named what they were. It kind of blew my mind..

But then he also said that his mom is sick and she just needs to rest all day, so he would watch the other two bees while I laid on the couch. Now that is love people.

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I was watching The Learning Channel (TLC) out of pure boredom. The names of some of the shows just astounds me. Here are some show titles to shows I have watched, or seen the previews for..I am not making any of these up..I swear to God..

80 year old children
The man whose arms blew up
The woman without a face
The woman with half a body
I am my own twin
The 700 pound man
The 160 pound tumor
101 things left in people in the OR
glass children

I guess my life isn't so bad..I have a face, my arms have not blown up, all my body is full and functioning, and I don't have a 160 pound tumor..(although it would be a good way to lose 160 ponds), and as far as I know I am not my own twin...Yup..Life is good..good indeed.

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Mr Shaky Pants is on the rampage tonight...He must be ragging...I better go see if I have any spare rods for him..geesh..

I need to go lay down, I am very ill..And by very ill I mean body aches, headaches, stomach pain, skin hurting, hair hurting, and the pure sense of wanting to die.

Death, come to me..I am ready...
and no I am not preganat you damn fools
Bee Real
<3

29 comments:

Mrs. Diamond said...

Hey I love TLC...but I never watch any of those shows you said. LOL...seen them advertised but not my thing. I like What not to wear and Clean sweep

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I so LOVE what not to wear..I would love to get me on that show;)

Fantastagirl said...

I like TLC too - but haven't watch any of those shows....

are you sure you didn't give me what you have??? You know you don't have to share your germs with me!!!

HUGS - and hope you are feeling better soon - me? I still feel like I got hit by a Mack truck.

Fantastagirl said...

ps - I'm not preggers either (I better not be!)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

fantstagirl
hmm, maybe someone is trying to poison us..

hope you get feeling better soon girl.

Karin said...

I am sorry you got sick that just stinks. I watched the I am my own twin show, it was actually kind of interesting. I had a day where I watched all those random TLC shows back to back. Yep I am a gluten for punishment.

Butch Bee gets two gold stars for being so sweet. I am glad someone is finally taking care of you. Fell better. Give shaky a midol and everything will be fine.

Cliff Morrow said...

Maybe you've got shaky pant syndrome.

Peggy said...

ok bossy bee you had better get better before Norm comes to visit... I don't want him bringing any germs back with him! LOL hope you feel better soon. Oh, and please don't breathe on your computer screen... the rest of us don't want what you got. *grin*

Marel Lecone said...

Sheesh--everyone seems sick. Feel better.

Badoozie said...

i like your little footnote there.

i thought you already had bird flu. and now you obviously have some form of roto=virus

you better get well, i'm coming over to check for germs

Jamie Dawn said...

Boo Bee looks so cute trying to put that swimsuit on.
EEEEEeeeew!! Yucky round worm!!

So sorry you are ill. My hubby is sick as a dog right now... a very sick dog, that is. Poor fella has bronchitis and he is hacking up horrible junk.

Your son is so sweet for offering to let you rest while he watched the other Bees. I wonder what he was up to? Nah. He was just being sweet, I'm sure.

It's very late. I gotta get to bed!

Jamie Dawn said...

Oh.... I've got about a ten pound butt tumor I'd like removed.

Meow said...

Goodness, Bossy ... how dare you get sick ... that's not in the mummy-manual ... didn't you read that part !!!!
Anyway, hope you are feeling better soon.
Take care, best wishes, Meow xx

Granny said...

Rest, fluids, you know the drill.

Get better soon please.

just_tammy said...

Man, I absolutely hate it when you are so sick your hair hurts! Never a good thing. Hope you are feeling much better today. Glad you aren't preggers - Boo doesn't need any competition yet for being the cutest.

Send Mr. Shaky Pants this way. The teen and I are both going through absorbent materials like there's no tomorrow. He'd fit right in!

Well, I now get to go and figure out where I went wrong on your 'what was supposed to be funny b-day present which is now not so fun to make' present. I was supposed to get something else done as well and now I'm not so sure. Stupid thing was supposed to be in the mail today and now it will be lucky to get going tomorrow. Plus I've shed blood making the booger. Don't gross out - I didn't bleed the the thing! I don't even know what you are going to do with it! Oh, well...

Ju said...

You keep saying you're not pregnant, but wouldn't it be ironic if you were...LOL...just kidding!

I've seen some of those shows listed on my tv guide, but never turned to them. They just sound weird!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

karin,
i never thought of giving him some midol...smart thinking..

cliff,
well so far i am not shaking, just puking..

peggy,
dont worry, norm will be wearig a protective surgical mask..i dont want him getting ill;)

marel,
thank you:)

suzie,
yes, the bird flu was last month..now its e-coloi..we are doomed..

jamie,
well i hope your hubby gets feeling better...at least he isnt puking..that would just be a mess you would have to clean up, and you dont want that,,


and i have a 20 pound butt tumor..maybe we can get a twofurone


meow,
i know..we mummy's cant catch a break..


granny,
i am on top of that:)

tammy,
now you have me intriged...you dont need to make me anything.but i will enjoy whatever it is..please send a picutre of yourself..its killing me..i want to know what the bloody hell you look like..got me!!

ju,
no chance in that..the baby making maci=hine is out of buisnerss..i hope..haha

Working Mom said...

Those titles are exactly why I don't watch TLC. I get weirded out by just the thought!

Hope you feel better soon!

Oh, Pickler's gone.....yay!!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

denise,
well I am a sucker and I do watch them..now that is sad..

i was so glad pickelr is gone..amen:)

Michele_3 said...

My 9 year old son loves space and planets too, He'll have the hardest time in math but will get science down to a T...

He also tells me he'll watch my other boys when I'm sick, it's so sweet, I really think boys are very protective over their mama
(it's cute..)

I hope you feel better girl, I know w/3 kids it's hard to even be sick much less sleep when you need to..

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

michele,
my 9 year old is horriable at math, but excells in reading and scinece..if he finds a subject he likes, he goes overboard. every few years he just picks up an intrest and learns everything about it..it started with dinosaurs when he was 2..this kid is a freaking wiz..he even teaches his teaches things they dont know or teach wrong..tis amazing..

now he is on the planets..which is a tad annoying, but God love him..

I agree with the boys and thier momma's...but my daughter is also very caring..this morning when she woke up she came up to my room to ask how i was feeling, and if I needed her to stay home form school to help watch boo bee she would..haha

d said...

TLC has the most wacked out shows now. That Man who's arms blew up was just so nasty - I couldn't even look half the time.

Hope you're feeling better soon Bossy.

Karin said...

Bossy I had blogged already blogged when you commented you may have to refresh my page to see it. Nothing too exciting though.

Anna said...

What a good boy you have!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

d,
wacked out indeed..I have seen some gross crap on that channel I tell you what!!

karin,
ok I am on the way over to check it out.

anna,
well depened on the day;)

The Blog Whore said...

OMG! I used to stay up all night (when I was pregnant, couldn't sleep) and watch that channel and those shows! Sometimes, I couldn't tell if I was actually watching the shows or having nightmares! That is some weird ass crazy shit!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

blog whore,
i second that sista..weird shit indeed..but i cant keep my eyes off it..its like a dang trian wreck.

Cori said...

Nope you can't go now. Everyone needs you. All the Bee's in Brooklyn need the honey bee so you can't leave this world quite yet. Get better soon.

~Deb said...

Did you see the girl with the 160 lb tumor? OMG! What a horrible thing to have! I mean, dontchya' think if it gets to a certain point---like 2 lbs, you'd go to the doctor to remove this thing?

Anywhoo, I am glad that you are feeling a little better. What have I always taught you --me being an OCD patient and all-----WASH WASH WASH those hands!