You really learn a lot on a 3 block walk with 60 kindergarteners. We went to the hospital today for a field trip. One little girl asked me about 28 times where my dad was. Also she told me about 58 times that she bumped her head. Then she sucked her thumb. This tiny girl must have some "problems" and Blondie Bee isn't even the one I worry about being retarded. This little girl can not be up to normal Knd standards. She very much reminded me of the way my 2 year old Boo Bee acts. Kept repeating things, and was oh so very inquisitive. And sucking her thumb....
Then Blondie Bees little "boyfriend" kept telling us how he can jump a fence, if he only had a ramp..
Then they show us a tube with the most disgusting worm in it..A round worm, and they tell the kids this is what can happen if you don't wash your hands before you eat..You can get a worm like that in your belly..
Poor Blondie Bee and me were totally freaked out. When I was making dinner last night I had some of my raw meat touch an open wound on my finger, I went in to the bathroom to wash my hands ..( I wasn't going to take any chances) and there I find Blondie Bee feverishly washing her hands..Over and over..I said : what are you doing"..She said very nervously " mom, did you see that worm today? That's all I am saying"
So her and I washed our hands till the bled. She wanted to wear rubber gloves while we ate..I told her I would look into buying some....For the health of the fam.
My Boo Bee was terribly mad yesterday. Poor little dear wanted to go swimming. I tried telling her it was too cold for a swim. She found a swim suit and proceeded to try and put it on..
shall I show you exhibits A and B?
kept telling her we were not going swimming. She said she needed to go to the ocean
( that is what she kept calling the lake) and she wanted to swim with the whale she saw..
I may have two retarded bees, not for certain though
And now my Boo Bee is smashing her banana into my sofa, as she is climbing up the dang side....
This is what I deal with on daily basis.
smashed bananas and retards...
ok, I promise this is the last time I will say the the word retard. But I am just feeling a bit politically incorrect. I have a right to be like that don't I?...
Anyway, that was my PSA for today, don't use the word retard....It is not a good thing..Unless you are referring to your own kid, or even maybe a pet, or spouse..Those are cases where it is ok...Especially for the spouse, that is for sure OK
it seems the round worm got me anyway, my fruitile attempts at handwashing were for not. I have vomited my life away this morning, and i have the most God awful headache..
and no I am not pregant you damn fools.