I know, I know, I should not complain about this, but hell, I am going to anyway. You no that 19 inches of snow that has riddled my grass with the shivers? Well, it appears it is going to be having some company. We are under another winter storm warning. It takes effect Wed and lasts till Friday night..Three glorious days of snow, sleet and wind. The nice bastard of a weather guy told me that I should expect a good 20 plus inches of snow in these next few days. That would leave me with about 40 inches of snow, on my lawn, as well as my street. I know, I could go and blame AL Gore for this, but u know what, I am blaming this one on the weather man. I never liked him anyway.
I would convert that to u for all you people whom only know the metric system, but hell, I went to a public high school here is the USA and they told us we dont need none of that garbage....
just know it s a shit of a lot of snow..a shit of a lot converts to butt load or piss load..if that helps any.
Mr Shaky got a promotion today. Now if he was a pastor right now it would mean he was in second command to God or a personal assistant to Jesus. But he is not, so it just means he is now and Engineer III...Now what is that may u ask? I have not a damn clue..
Lets give three cheers for a 6% pay increase...Hip hip hurray, hip hip hurray..Hip...Ok that's enough.
Last night I get a call from my moms landlord. She told me an ambulance was just there to pick her up...I am use to this. A few years ago she was sick and it was common place for her to take trips in the back of the white van with lights.
Come to find out, she woke up with a pain...I wont say where just to protect the innocent. To make a long story short, she woke up on the bathroom floor, not knowing how she got there...
She is fine now, she said she just feels funny. Not sure what happened.
As I am folding my white load, I pay close attention to things. Like why in the world are the bottoms of socks so stained? I mean we wear foot coverings when we go out of doors, and my floors aren't that dirty...So why?
And out of the 5 people in this house, whom I fold underwear for, why in the hell are the guys the only ones sporting skid marks in their underwear? I don't get it..
If u think about it, please go here and vote for me...I am automatically in round two, not because of votes, but because there wasn't enough blogs to pair them all up with someone...Figures...
not sure when I will be up against someone, I think round one ends Sunday, so after that please vote for me...I am begging..Pleading...I never win anything..Son of a bitch
You dont have to vote for me, not if u dont value your life anyway.
Its ok if u don't want to vote for me....Just don't expect any x-mas or birthday presents from now on..
I am sure I wont win, because I never win anything... But lets just pretend for a minute that your life depends on it..mmaky?
OK, I need to help my three year old put her underwear on the right way..Son of bitch, does it ever end?