The fella whom walked, I mean rode off with Shaky's bike, was riding it again today. First time I saw him he was on it, riding like he owned it. Second time I saw him, he had another bike. A female bike. He must have a collection of these things. He has more bikes then I do, and I don't dig thru the trash at Central Park.
I tell Shaky he can borrow my wheels to take his morning jaunt, but he is not willing. You want to know why? Because one my wheels are purple and B its a girls bike.
If I were a guy, I would rather ride a female bike because one wrong move and that bar has your scrotum hiked up to your eyeballs.
Its not worth it.....My sac would mean more to me then that, I wouldn't chance it.
My buddies and I are looking for a place to get our drunker on and get my Karaoke groove on. The place we normally frequent is having it this weekend, buts its honky tonk night. And me and honky tonk go together about as well as Gonorrhea and my crotch would get along.
Which I am assuming would not mix well.
I wanna take this time to talk openly about something...
yup...they are sticking it to us yet again..
so first they fire four of us because, well, they really gave no reason. But as they were telling us to get our shit and leave, they also told us that we could go to file for unemployment, to which we did..cause holy shit, I cant buy tattoos, beer or karaoke jeans with no money...well I could, its called stealing...
Anyway, first it takes us forever to get it, then they are still fighting Dilleyweeds, then they appeal the rest of ours..
We had a date set with the judge for Sept 27th..
Well today I get a call from the state of 10,000 lakes telling me my former employer can not be available that day for our talk..so they are allowing them to re-schedule.
Just their way of sticking it to us yet again.
I tell u what...they are going to be soooooo sorry come Halloween.
oh and I was looking thru my sitemeter today, and I saw something distrubing.
someone Googled..girls who shove shit up there.
and it brought them right to my site.
I am horrified, yet amused all at once.