Thursday, September 13, 2007

someone stole the trike part B

The fella whom walked, I mean rode off with Shaky's bike, was riding it again today. First time I saw him he was on it, riding like he owned it. Second time I saw him, he had another bike. A female bike. He must have a collection of these things. He has more bikes then I do, and I don't dig thru the trash at Central Park.

I tell Shaky he can borrow my wheels to take his morning jaunt, but he is not willing. You want to know why? Because one my wheels are purple and B its a girls bike.

If I were a guy, I would rather ride a female bike because one wrong move and that bar has your scrotum hiked up to your eyeballs.

Its not worth it.....My sac would mean more to me then that, I wouldn't chance it.

~

My buddies and I are looking for a place to get our drunker on and get my Karaoke groove on. The place we normally frequent is having it this weekend, buts its honky tonk night. And me and honky tonk go together about as well as Gonorrhea and my crotch would get along.

Which I am assuming would not mix well.

~
I wanna take this time to talk openly about something...

UNEMPLOYMENT.

yup...they are sticking it to us yet again..

so first they fire four of us because, well, they really gave no reason. But as they were telling us to get our shit and leave, they also told us that we could go to file for unemployment, to which we did..cause holy shit, I cant buy tattoos, beer or karaoke jeans with no money...well I could, its called stealing...

Anyway, first it takes us forever to get it, then they are still fighting Dilleyweeds, then they appeal the rest of ours..

We had a date set with the judge for Sept 27th..

Well today I get a call from the state of 10,000 lakes telling me my former employer can not be available that day for our talk..so they are allowing them to re-schedule.

Just their way of sticking it to us yet again.

I tell u what...they are going to be soooooo sorry come Halloween.

oh and I was looking thru my sitemeter today, and I saw something distrubing.

someone Googled..girls who shove shit up there.

and it brought them right to my site.

I am horrified, yet amused all at once.

22 comments:

just_tammy said...

The bike saga is cracking me up! It's nice to know that one of us has a life and friends to have that life with. Have fun this weekend singing and drinking and whatever else.

Marel Lecone said...

I'm freaking out too--about the Google stuff. But, I do hope that you get your pay soon. :)

Gette said...

Where do you guys all find these sitemeters?

Halfmexican Mama said...

Shaky should go find his bike, and have like a Pee Wees adventure time with it!! start at the alamo!!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

tam,
where the hell have u been?

Marel,
I got my pay, but I just may have to pay it all back..fuckers.

Gette,
u can get them anywhere, I have had my same one for years..

HMM,
u have the damn best idears..thats why I love u:)

Katie said...

I hope your find a new place to get your drink and song on.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Katie,
do u know anywhere I can go..hehe..Maybe u wanna come up and go with us;)

Slick said...

I musta mispelled something when I did that search ;)

You guys gonna get backpay? I'm sure you're gonna stick it to'em girl!

Video it for me...

Get me all excited and stuff

Flip Flop Goddess said...

slick,
I do like sticking it to people.
;)

1 plus twins said...

ha ha that bike shit is cracking me up! that homeless guy is busy. i would love to see a picture of your hubby on your purple girly bike. i know he won't ride it but you have to get him to sit on it and take a picture. tell boo to dress him up again with earings and shit again and sit his ass on the bike. lol oh man that would be funny shit. lol

Flip Flop Goddess said...

1 plus twins,

'i totally *orgot about the earing thing..too much..

I know its pretty humerous, the bike thing..

He wont get on my bike, I have a kick ass mountain bike, he wouldnt be ale to handle it anyway:-)

lo said...

Sing, sing a song or thong at karaokee. I think your next venue should be outside your ex bosses house. Hey, bring some toilet paper for decoration!
OH, i have a new silly site about some of my work at
oldpeoplerockdotwordpressdotcom
lo

patti_cake said...

Where on earth do people even think up this stuff to google??

Good luck on the unemployment soap opera. Bastards (them, not you)

aatank said...

Have enough drinks and you won't care what kind of music it is. Besides Honky Tonk music is your country roots.

Hit same garage sales on the way and buy shaky a new boys bike. Did you tell him that you see his bike riding around town?

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Lo,
if I knew where their houses were, I so would do it..

Patti Cake,
I dont know...I find some werid googles, I wonder how the hell those words brought them here..but its amusing non the less;)

Aatank,
I dont have country roots..i was born with no country root in my body.

I have not told him I have seen it..not sure how to appoarch that one;)

~Deb said...

Don't feel bad. I get Google searches that reach me- it happens EVERY FRICKEN TIME----- "Bump on head". Yep. "Bump on head" get's "Let Me Go On and On". Google it. Fricken nimrods at Google.

Hope you're doing good over there flippy! Miss ya! xxoo

Jamie Dawn said...

That Google search is hitonious to the MAX!!
There are some mega-weirdos sharing this planet with us.

It's time to key some cars and throw eggs at your former place of employment.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Deb,
well BUMP ON HEAD is better then "girls shoving shit up there"

am I right?..ha

Jamie,
no kdding, hitonious in deed.

Wanna go with me, I could sue to extra hands to fling the TP:)

themuttprincess said...

At least it wasn't women that shove stuff up there. Ewe. Regardless.

Oh and that is funny about the bike!!!!

Neurotic1 said...

So just what are you shoving up there to get them coming your way! I say you find the bike stash and get Mr. Shaky his bike back! I mean, he doesn't want any more kids so why not let him crack his nuts every now and then!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

TMP,
I have been getting a good chuckle over this bike thing;)

N1,
I am half thinking of stealing it back...but then I worry he will bust into my gagrage and steal mine..

Then shit will be on.

Wendy said...

I had a disturbing hit on my site meter a while back...

....pictures of 11 year old boys getting spanked.

Scary shit.