Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Love BITES






So, if you want to see my pics from my big Lepp Fest..too damn bad, that was last post and I am moving on..so, ya, whatever..



I did not run away with them, as I only packed my flip flops, and they required stiletto heels and fishnet stockings...










Which I was darn plum out of...










next year...I tell u...next year..





So the first day of school was Tuesday, I made it home in the nick of time..













































Ya so...they had already picked their clothes out and were dressed by the time I got home...so I could do nothing about this..






Boo had her first day as well...For some reason I am a shitty mom and forgot to upload it...






poo-poo on me..






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This is me and my BFF from MN..We went out bar hoping last Friday...






















I have more from that night, but Dilley has them..I need to get copies...


I need to show u my..um...hot friend..


um..yes...anyway..

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My mom wheels need new brakes...They grind when I press them...I think that's a bad sign.


Oh and its so damn hot out...the spot behind my knees are sweating as well as between my toes and my crotch area, and I am about positive I may have some butt crack wetness ...I am about sure the moisture I am feeling in my bosom area is indeed boobie sweat...
I know...u better go take a cold shower, I am sure u fella's are hot and bothered.


I better enjoy this while I can, as by this time next week it could be snowing.


21 comments:

Katie said...

Swamp ass no good.

The air was broken at the pizza shack tonight. Let's just say GROSS and leave it at that.

Don't say the "S" word, it's too early for that.

Humincat said...

Wow! And I thought I was the only person whos knees and boobs sweat!! I want to know why exactly, does the body think are boobs are so freaking hot, they'd better cool them off or what??

1 plus twins said...

man that is how we are here, it is amazing when you have zero boobs like me they can still sweat in between!! lol

did i miss it, did you get your card yet???

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Katie,
swamp ass is NEVER a good thing..

Humincat,
well ask any man, they will tell u boobs are hot:)

1 Plus Twins,
oh yes...I got my card..(if your talking about my state issues crdit card for people who got fired..)

Slick said...

Them youngins like brown don't they? Future UPS employees ;)

All this talk of butt crack and boobie sweat is getting me all excited...

Cheeky said...

You said the "S" word...........

Neurotic1 said...

No S word. I can't handle that just yet! Hope the kids enjoyed their first day back at school and you enjoyed your first peace of the fall ;)

Gette said...

I was thinking before too long I'll have to warm up the car in the morning so I can see to drive. Yuk.

patti_cake said...

That's right, and I don't want to hear any whining when it's snowing now that you've subjected us to boob and ass crack sweat comments! LOL

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Slick,
it would appear that this would be a good career move for them huh?

Cheeky,
I know...last year in OCT..it snowed here...BEFORE Halloween even..*shudder*

N1,
hell, u dont even get the S word where u live, so I dont wanna hear it;)

Gette,
sad huh...

Patti cake,
shoot, because from the month NOV - April thats all I bitch about..hehe

Sandi said...

Today it is supposed to COOL DOWN to a mere 105. Plus, we have had two earthquakes in as many days and thunderstorms and flash floods. I think the apocolypse is near!

aatank said...

I hate sweat! We should know by now we always have a burst of heat when the kids have to go back to school.

Speaking of kids, yours look adorable for the first day of school...poor Boo.

Tom said...

Ahhh! breasts glistening with dewey moist beads...ahhhh!!!
Of course a wet tshirt on a freezing day is better!

just_tammy said...

I thought you loved the heat and now you're complaining about sweat where there should be none.

Please don't even think about the 'S' word. You haven't see the road that is our driveway. We may be stuck in the house all winter if I have to shovel that thing.

My kids have been in school for what feels like forever. Don't feel bad about not taking Boo's picture since I didn't even think about it til you posted yours. My poor high schooler and college student were not tortured on their first days. Dang, I'm slipping in my old age!

just_tammy said...

Oh, forgot to mention I'm still beyond impressed by the one armed drummer. That guy is amazing. Glad you had a great time.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Sandi,
dang woman...get outta doge nd move here;)

Aatank,
I know..seems like when school starts it gets hot as hell, but its supose to be 59 on Saturday..not cool at all..

Tom,
tom tom tom...u sound like my husband..

Tam,
well damn, I thought maybe u died..

I took Boos pic just forgot to upload it...
;)

well you better find yourself a good snow blowing man, make sure he is good looking thouugh.

and yes, Rick Allen..(one armed drummer) is amazing;)

Halfmexican Mama said...

Abbys shirt looks big...it must be the "in" thing right now cause erins first day...well you saw my post yesterday...go real fast to my bog...pic of the pants!

Tom said...

Ummm....I was referring to Dillyweed of course.....
:)

themuttprincess said...

Ahhhhh. Yes... The many temps of MN. One minute it is 100 and then next below zero.

How do we put up with it?

Flip Flop Goddess said...

HMM,
well, she is so small that its hard to find shit that fits, plus it was suppose to be tucked in..

*sigh*

Tom,
sure..........


TMP,
yup...dont u know it..

Scarlet said...

You need some serious A/C. I don't think I've EVER sweated between the knees. Between the boobs, yes, all the time.

Loved the photos, but you shold've posted more from the Lepp Fest.