Wednesday, September 26, 2007

easy operator coming knocking on my door

As I continue to choke down that shitty toothpaste, because A I am too cheap to throw it out and B too lazy to run it WallyWorld to replace, I just thank God I still have teeth, cause I saw more people today with no teeth then I ever have before. To tell you the truth, I wanted to stick pacifiers in their mouths, because holy shit, babies are the only humans that are suppose to NOT have a full set of teeth.


I mean one or two missing teeth is one thing, I mean maybe they are former hockey players, or maybe they were caught in the woods for days on end and had to use rocks to brush their teeth. Or Or how bout this....they wanted a shark tooth necklace, but had no shark so they pulled one of their own teeth.


Anyway, its just gross..

My dog is either dying a slow death because of the rat poison I put in her kibble or she has the stomach flu.


She has been leaking runny dog poo from her anus all day. I mean she sits ON MY FRESHLY CLEANED Berber carpet,which by the way stains even if a tear drops on it, so for a period today it looked as though someone kindly spilled hot coco on my white Berber carpeting...

Good news is, I got it out...with a little elbow grease..and rubber gloves..

And then she kindly upchucked on my daughters hard wood floor.


I am kicking her right now as we speak.


That'll teach her.


I will leave you with more pics from Saturday nights fiasco of drinking and Karaoke.

I know u love that shit.












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That about sums that crapola up...There now its almost like you were there...

We had fun, right?

Now I have to go brush my teeth with my St.Ives Scrub that taste like horse manure with rotten cinnamon stick in it..

yeehaw.

23 comments:

Miss 1999 said...

Ok-- you had WAY too much fun! Damn girl! :-)

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Miss 1999,
doncha know it:)

Bradley Egel said...

FFG -

Runny dog poo!!! lol

A beer and a karaoke mic really suit you :)

Keep brushing your teeth with that disgusting stuff :)

Bradley
The Egel Nest

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Brad,
so is that a bad thing that those things suit me?haha

Katie said...

I had some yucky orange toothpaste and it was pure torture to brush my teeth with it every day. I was too lazy and cheap to throw it out or to buy new until it was gone. Sometimes I'm really dumb.

Halfmexican Mama said...

When did YOU start drinking BEER??

Maybe I asked this before but your scaring me girl...and your starting to look a little on the trashy side, or maybe that was cuz you were drunk,,,I dunno.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Katie,
I have had the ornage stuff too..it kinda taste like those oragne push ups;)

HMM,
Well I normaly do vodka and OJ but at 4.75 a glass, I decided to start doing pitchers of beer for 6 bucks:)

I thought I always looked trashy?..shoot

lo said...

Remind me to bring my own toiletries if i ever visit:)
AND feed the dog rice while ill
:)LO

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Lo,
Rice?...I would rather just kick it;)

Neurotic1 said...

Atta girl- way to pound down some brews! I new I'd be rubbin' off an ya anytime!

patti_cake said...

I feel ya on the dog poo and upchucking! I could use a good karoke fix (i'm a watcher not a singer)

Ba Doozer said...

da'gum girl, you been bar hoppin a bit lately. I suck at kroakie. I pretty much suck at everything

Flip Flop Goddess said...

N1,
well, when your poor, you cant afford all dem fancy drinks..haha

Patticake,
I love watching, but doing it is even funnier..trust me;)

Doozer,
nope, not hopping, I been staying at the same place all night;)

Haphazardkat said...

Feed the dog the crappy toothpaste. That otta fix it ;)

MamaMichelsBabies said...

Ugh.. sorry about the dog runs, my mastiff had those once. Not fun, the dog is bigger then I am so his poop is too.

Girl, if your ever in Minneapolis hootin it up give me call, we could get into some trouble together from the looks of it.

metalmom said...

I hope no one tells you that your breath smells like sh*t!

Sorry to hear about the anal leakage!

Tom said...

Great photos! And you don't look trashy!

Granny said...

I like the pictures. Sorry, I should never try to comment when I'm half asleep.

Good night.

1 plus twins said...

i love that picture of you in the backround with the pitcher of beer and a great big grin. you go!!!

ok i am a cheap ass too big time but there is no way i am brushing my teeth with gritty cow manure. get rid of it!! u could always use the runny dog poo, at least it wouldn't be gritty and it is free. lol get rid of the shit toothpaste!!

Wethyb said...

I'm just jealous you get to go out and have that much fun!

Ewww, apricot scrub on teeth?? That can't feel too good.

Fantastagirl said...

Cripes girl go to wally world and get new toothpaste don't use that shite.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Sorry guys, I was not able to get to my comments today to replay until now, it wouldnt come up...

anyhoo, thanks...

I just got home *rom a night o* singing, NO DRINKING just singing;)

and I am using the kids toothpaste now...shit..on a stick.

Cliff said...

Looks like a fun night to me.