As I continue to choke down that shitty toothpaste, because A I am too cheap to throw it out and B too lazy to run it WallyWorld to replace, I just thank God I still have teeth, cause I saw more people today with no teeth then I ever have before. To tell you the truth, I wanted to stick pacifiers in their mouths, because holy shit, babies are the only humans that are suppose to NOT have a full set of teeth.
I mean one or two missing teeth is one thing, I mean maybe they are former hockey players, or maybe they were caught in the woods for days on end and had to use rocks to brush their teeth. Or Or how bout this....they wanted a shark tooth necklace, but had no shark so they pulled one of their own teeth.
Anyway, its just gross..
My dog is either dying a slow death because of the rat poison I put in her kibble or she has the stomach flu.
She has been leaking runny dog poo from her anus all day. I mean she sits ON MY FRESHLY CLEANED Berber carpet,which by the way stains even if a tear drops on it, so for a period today it looked as though someone kindly spilled hot coco on my white Berber carpeting...
Good news is, I got it out...with a little elbow grease..and rubber gloves..
And then she kindly upchucked on my daughters hard wood floor.
I am kicking her right now as we speak.
That'll teach her.
I will leave you with more pics from Saturday nights fiasco of drinking and Karaoke.
I know u love that shit.
That about sums that crapola up...There now its almost like you were there...
We had fun, right?
Now I have to go brush my teeth with my St.Ives Scrub that taste like horse manure with rotten cinnamon stick in it..