Friday, September 21, 2007

Bringing on the Heart B-B-B-break

Ya so, we had a tornado whip thru here this afternoon...





I wont bore you with the details, because there was rain, hail, wind, and flooding in my yard...yadda yadda yadda...





who gives a shit right?





I am going to make this brief as the weekend is approaching and I am getting all psyched up for my Karaoke this weekend. The friend whom was having her bachlorette party last weekend, is getting married this weekend. And her after party is at our local joint where I have been known to perform and knock out some 80's rock...





ANYHOO.....





I was getting Boo ready for school today, curling up her pigtails and her bangs..





no no...trust me, she wasn't slutty...





I asked her how she got to be so cute...Her answer is always the same





God made me dis way momma





So I asked her why God didn't make me pretty like her..





this is her reply





Momma, God made you funny, not pwetty.

So, it was brought to my attention that I am NOT bringing sexy back..








in case your a moron, I am the one in the middle


Sonofabitch

25 comments:

Ba Doozer said...

even though I'm a moron I could still tell the middle one was you, because of the general sluttiness of your aura. I do believe that sluttiness is back in style, and I'm thinking it will spread like wild fire, especially in the inner cities

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Ba Doozer,
I am tryin to bring slutty back..I sure hope its working..

1 plus twins said...

ha ha you gotta love kids. they are so damn honest. but i have to disagree with her cuz in your pictures you look very pretty! i remember when drew told me that i wasn't a pig just a skinny pig. like that made it any better. lol

Flip Flop Goddess said...

1PT,
Boo alwyas jiggles my mom tummy telling her she is Jiggely..My mom told her to come and do it to me..she came over, looked for my tummy and told my mom I dont have no jiggly..

(she is blind because I a lil bit)

but I about died laughing..

being called a skinny pig aint so bad;)

Wendy said...

This is like when my son tells me my butt is HUGE...gotta love that!

Chels-Puddle Jumper said...

just remember, she's a tard (your words, not mine)...that should make you feel a little better, right?

Katie said...

Tornado, no good!

Hope you didn't have too much damage.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Wendy,
I say ground him!ha

Chels,
this is very true..she is a tard, so maybe I have nothing to worry about right?..hehe

Katie,
yeah...didnt u get any o* them storms?..pretty nastey shit.

Cliff said...

Have fun this weekend.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Thanks Cliff, but the way its looking, I wont be going anywhere this weekend:(

patti_cake said...

Kids.... they do say the darndest things!

Buffy said...

My grandmother told me the same thing.

Well, actually what she said was: "She may be pretty but you're smart."

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Patti,
sure do..

Buffy,
at least I am not the only one..haha..but I am not even smart, I am jsut funny..

MamaMichelsBabies said...

Ugh.. Boogs told me last night that I'm to big to sit in Daddy's lap now..

I loved the "now" part.

You bring sexy back and I'll bring "Kids should be seen and not heard" back.

Granny said...

I'm so glad I found you again.

New name and new look. I'll correct my listings right now.

Thanks for the comment today. I'd thought you shut down your blog.

My bad.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Mama,
its a damn deal sweety..

Granny,
shut it down?..NEVER:)

I have just been kinda bad at visiting others..I know..bad bad me.

Jamie Dawn said...

You are funny AND pretty, you silly nilly!!
Have fun singing your heart out this weekend.
Go easy on the booze.
Of course, I know you won't listen to me, but I said it any way.

Scarlet said...

Have a great time at karoake!

I'll be singing Blondie's "Call Me" tonight...and possibly "Like A Virgin" on the floor...just for ba doozer!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Jamie,
aww, your looking out for me:)

Tiffany,
I want u to sing " I think were alone now"..come on..and go to the mall and do it.

Humincat said...

I was told recently by my little genius that I now have "strange boobs". When asked to explain, she said, "Well, before they were normal, and then, when you were pregnant, they were REALLY big, and now, they're loooooong!" Yea ME!

lo said...

You need an ark or canoe for the next storm-so that you can get to McD's for a cinamelt thingy no matter WHAT the weather!
HAve fun tonight and don't forget to 'wang chung' (80's rock)
Lo

No_Newz said...

Awww, I think you're pwetty and funny and sexy and slutty. :)

Have a great weekend!

Bradley Egel said...

You have received a reward from the Nest...come by and see :)

Bradley
The Egel Nest

Marel Lecone said...

I'm so devastated that you couldn't see my youtube stuff. I guess I don't know what I'm doing. Have a great weekend. And, your kid is too cute and funny. :)

Rachel said...

Tornados are not good.

I'll bet Karaoke is so much fun!!
Enjoy!!