Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Rag Doll

Hello, is there anybody in there?







I saw this frog yesterday. It was no bigger then a nickel and it was turquoise and a weird shade of green. I am assuming it was a tree frog of some sort, being the amphibian expert I am.







I tried looking online to see what kind of frog this is..I looked up MN frogs..I saw 14 different species of frogs...NOT ONE matched the one I saw.







How is that possible?







Did God magical make this frog appear before my eyes? I mean, my mom was there as a witness..But she may not be all that credible in the frog world, I don't know.







But it was a tiny frog, and a kind I have never seen.







Any frog experts here?..yes....no....? Anyone...anyone..







Also I saw a weird colored salamander..But I DID see that on the Internet..







Thank God for the Internet, helping me identify aquatic life one item at a time..







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Do bald people put sunscreen on top of their heads? I have always wondered that.







Anyway, Boo is sick...feverish, coughing up one or both lungs, and still not wearing underwear.











I am sleep deprived.











Ok here are some pics of what my frog kinda looked like








































OK just kidding....this is the closest I could find..

































Anyway, I know you don't give a damn, but it is bugging the shit out of me..

And these are Pacific Tree Frogs...

Not the Midwest variety..



sonofabitch..



Tomorrow I am going to post a pic of where my McDonald's use to stand tall and proud. Even though no one spoke English, an they never got an order right..



I still miss the Golden Arches.



Dont be shocked if u show up here and its all re-arranged..



I have people, and they are working nights and weekends to get this blog looking nice and summery.




I have to pee.



Bee potty trained



15 comments:

Choppzs said...

Frogs...hmmmm...not the expert here so I can't help ya on that one!

I can, however, identify any number of different spiders as they are fricken everywhere here! lol I'd take the frogs anyday!

Hmmm, yah, gotta pee now too!

Princess said...

I dont konw much about frogs. But i really like them. I think they are so cute!

Poor Boo! I hope she is feeling better!

xoxo

Bella said...

You come to my side of town, I bring you to the golden arches and then we can drink together. I make good drinks.

Karin said...

I don't know what your frog is but if I find my frog book I will look it up for you. Sorry Boo is sick tell her to keep her damn germs to herself though. I would love to be potty trained but I think I am getting close to losing that skill.

eyes_only4him said...

Choppzs,
I would rather be able to idenify frogs than spiders..hehe

Princess,
I like frogs, better then some other creatures I could come in contact with,,thats for dang sure..

Katie,
u get me some cinnomelts, I will let u make me some drinks..is that a deal?..ok not much of a deal on your end I guess..

Karin,
u have a frog book?

Please dont lose your abilty to hold urine...it all goes downhuill from there if u do;)

Yarn Tails said...

We just got over being feverish and coughing up lungs and such shit. We all, everyone in my house including me, got PNEUMONIA! It was horrible. I am still hacking up a lung from it. It was really nasty shit and I will kick my kids butt if they give it to me again!

eyes_only4him said...

Yarn tails,
Pnemonia is nasty..

I dont think I have ever heard u say shit so many times..

Im so proud

Monogram Queen said...

I hope Boo feels better soon.

Hmmmm maybe a stiff wind blew that frog in from the Pacific coast?

I told ya go to Burger King and get some Cinnamini's. They will tide you over til' those golden arches are towering once more.

eyes_only4him said...

Patti-cake,
i tried BK cinnomen things..I dont like em..they are dry and just not good..

I will just have to mourn over my cinnomlets, and your gonna have to listen to me complain about it.

til august

:)

KrazyMom said...

Can't help ya on the frog thing, they kind of creep me out! Just one question, are you still taking your pain meds...and did you share with your mom before your walk?

Hope Boo is feeling better soon. This is the wrong time of year to be stuck in the house sick!

1 plus twins said...

sounds like some sort of tree frog or someones pet got loose. act the local pet store. i haven't been around much so what happened ot your mcdonalds?? i thought it was against the law to close a mcdonald!! lol

eyes_only4him said...

Krazy Mom,
I only take my pills before bed..ok, they have been gone a long time now..so ont blame that on me seeing a pretty blue frog..got me;)

1 plus twins,
well, they are buliding a new one..and it should be a law if it aint already.

Humincat said...

ummm, yeah I live on the Pacific Coast and haven't seen any weirdoh frogs.... but I don't really go looking either. And we have at least 3 McDonald's plus 2 more in the 2 SuperWalmarts in my little town, so I think you need to get a bigger town or petition SuperWalmart to build there,,I mean why do I have 2 and you none??? And wirh 5 mickeyD's, you'd never run out.

eyes_only4him said...

Humincat,
oh wait...our Superwalmart will be open in August...we are getting one..

(but I dont shop there, but we are getting one)

:)

"T" said...

Dunno 'bout bald dudes, but I put sunscreen on my bald dog.