Thursday, May 03, 2007

May Day, May Day

There is a weird holiday here. I am not sure if holiday is even the right term, all I know is we did not celebrate it back in Michigan. This holiday is on May 1st. Its called May Day. You make baskets and leave them on porches of your friends or neighbors but you do not say whom it is from. Well someone left three May Day baskets on our front porch that day and I was wondering what the sam bloody hell this was. Then a Friend from work informed me about the tradition. I knew if I did not call Mr Shaky and tell him, he would toss them figuring someone was trying to poison our bees. Turns out it was a neighbor whom left him, rememberodd looking girl ? I talked about her last summer, Blondies friend...Well they were from the her...sonofabitch.

Guess I can not give ugly kids hard times anymore..They cant help it if God made them odd looking.


Ok, remember the turtle I saved last week and brought home to show the it is having better days..

Here she is now....mind u, she was run down about a week ago..

This is her cousin.

Here is a cousin who has managed to stay out of danger, its sitting on this log in the swamp here..see...I should really get a job working for National shit.

This here, this here, this is a Goose...for real.

This is just a shot of part of our lake...not much to write home about, so I am just writing it here.

so anyway, there was your bit of nature for today.


On to my birthday, the more important of everything..

Here is my cake...

It was good. I ate a lot is a run down of my diet on my birthday

eggs, hasbrowns,sausage,toast..(my mom took me out for breakfast)
afterward I wanted something sweet and consumed some cinnomelts from McDonald's.

For dinner I had half of a steak, shrimp, cheesesticks,macaroni salad, cole slaw,grilled potatoes....and cake..

I am afraid my four mile walk did not cut it tonight...


Oh I need to tell you about my sit down, it aint pornographic, so put your tongues back in.

I had a woman come to my house and measure and give me a costume bra...Ok, I figured I would be at least a 50 FF....but no...guess what. My one bra is a 40 C ( i measures 36 but she said u have to add at least 4 more inches to get proper fit)

when she said C I said " u mean a D"

then my other bra is a 42 B...WTF? Have u seen my knockers?..oh hell no.

But the fit and feel like butter.

And they set me back around 100 smackaroo's.

any price to keep my girls in the upright position.

Thanks for the birthday wishes...Oh and Mr Shaky even left a comment on the last post, I nearly wet myself..

Well take care...I will be gone for a few days..Bee good while mom is gone.

Bee Real


Tomscockwhore said...

I've heard of that before, but never known anyone to actually DO it. Weird.

Glad you had a nice birthday! You need to take a picture of that bra - who makes it and how did you find that lady? Not like I have a bra fetish or anything.........

Katie said...

Poor turtle. So sad.

Looks like a very good cake!

Nothing beats a good fitting bra.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well my mom had a masectomy and has to have specail bras and she needs custume fitting, but they also do it for us regualr she came to my house and we got bras..

ok, saturday I will post a pic of my nice blue lacey one...ok;)

u r right, nothingbeats a good fitting bra..

and the cake was good, it was from Byerly's...or however us spell it..Mr shaky gets all our cakes there in Minnetonka at the that fancy grocery store..good shit too:)

LZ Blogger said...

Actually for a little trivia... May 1st in the USA is actually LAW DAY! ~ jb///

Autumn said...

YOU SUCK! hehe

Peggy said...

happy birthday!

Tomscockwhore said...

Oh for Pete's sake! I get it COSTUME! I'm thinking custom, custom what? Sheesh!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Lz Bloggr,
I never heard of that either..shit.

aww, u love me;)

thank you my dear

cutume, whatever..specailly made, how is that?..hehe

Working Mom said...

Your posts always make me hungry....the cake looks yummy! Glad you had a good birthday. Loved what Mr. Shaky wrote on your last post, so sweet!

Having a good fitting bra sure does make you feel good, doesn't it?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

working mom,
at least it wasnt the dead turtles that made u hungry:)

Neurotic1 said...

Glad you had a great birthday! I hate bra shopping. I guess it is worse when I only need a training bra ;) Mr. Shaky is a poet and we didn't even know it! He's come a long way from the roller skating days ;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

he will surley chuckle if he reads your comment..hehe

I wish I needed a training bra to keep these girls upright..

well I am off to work, be back later gators;)

patti_cake said...

Oh we always did MayDay Baskets!

Poor poor turtle. Hey she held up pretty well to be dead that long.

Mmmm on the cake.

Bra like butter... where do I get one?

J to the I to the double L said...

your cake looked yummy! glad u had a good birthday! I thought the turtles were dead?

Choppzs said...

Once again changed blog addys
Sorry, damn people keep getting ahold of it, and it's driving me nuts! lol

dakotablueeyes said...

Nice cake, looks yummy. Happy Brithday by the way in case I forgot to say it lol. Still sad about that turtle

flea said...

dammit i missed your birthday...well happy belated b-day! better late than never

oh, and poor little turtle, so sad, love all the pics though, you so should submit them to national geographic, then you could travel all over the world and be one with the environment...and yeah i'll stop now

The Kept Woman said...

Your cake said "Happy Birthday Mom"...

Mom is my name too!!! What a coincidence!

(however I am planning on changing it to Frances next week so that I don't have to answer my family when they are whining my name for somethin)

nora said...

Happy Happy Birthday!

Miss 1999 said...

*Sad face* about the turtle :0(

*Happy face* for the cake and all of the goodies you consumed-- hell, you only live once, eat and enjoy what ya want! *hugs*

jsull said...

well iot sounds like ur b-day was good
looks like some good cotter stew ingrediants are present there
i hope even being old as you are now, i mean u should be thankful ur alive old as u are so wetting yourself over a comment isn't beyond the realm!
happy b-day

Gette said...

I did the same thing at VS (as I think you know...) and it was awesome. The in-home service sounds nice, but the adding 4 inches and 2 different sizes?? That sounds a little fishy. But if they feel good, what the hell?

Meow said...

Whoo-hoo, happy birthday Bossy, sorry I missed it.
The cake looks scrumptious !!
Haven't heard of home fittings of bras before, unless at a lingerie party !! Hope they are comfy bras.
Take care, Meow

Anonymous said...

Ive never heard of cooters, cinnomelts or May Day.

Happy Birfday the other day! Sorry i didnt check in, got new laptop yesterday and other one can probably get a burial! hehe!

hope you are happy fun with turtles and all!

Yarn Tails said...

Glad you had a good birthday! That cake looked yummy. Hubby better remember to get me one in a couple of weeks.

My neighbor always brings me a May Day basket. YUM!

Princess said...

I have been so lazy, I am sorry, i missed your birthday :(

Happy Birthday Gawgus. It sounded like you have a great day, getting spoilt and eating food ;)

ps. cinnomelts from McDonald's. What are they? They sound good, and why dont we get them here :(

Cliff Morrow said...

Happy Birthday bb.
Glad to see shaky commenting.
A door to door bra salesman.
Finally, I know what I want to be when I grow up.

Jamie Dawn said...

I read your hubby's comment. I do believe he is a poet or he plagairized Hallmark.
He LOVES you, and he is very sweet!

That cake looks fattening and yummy.
I'm glad you ate like there was no tomorrow on your birthday. You deserve to really splurge now and then since you walk so dang much.

I'm glad your girls are locked, loaded, and fully supported.

Choppzs said...

Poor Poor turtles!

I also got some new bras. I was measured and holy shit, I am a DD! Can you believe that shit?? I can't, so now I am off to get a reduction. Seriously!

Happy Belated Birthday to you!!!

Anonymous said...

it would appear as though you are the turtle whisperer?

you can link me again if need be, maybe that is why you forget me? I feel so sad and alone....