Monday, May 21, 2007

Stay the night

Well a few things happened to me over the weekend. First up, my garage was cleaned out and I was able to park my hot mom wheels inside for the first time since we moved here. Hot Damn.

The next thing that transpired over the last 2 days was my son, spent the night at my mothers house. He comes home Saturday Morning all tired and crabby. My mom told me he slept on the floor and was up all night tossing and turning.

Which I thought odd since sometimes on weekends he likes to camp out on the living room floor.

Come to find out he was online ALL night playing this game. Its an interactive game of some kind, and he is only allowed online on weekends for no more then 30 minutes at a time. Some of his buddies from school play the same game.

My mom said The Boy woke her up at 3am and told her his eyes hurt, she was shocked he was still on, so she told him to shut it off now.

When she woke up at 7 he was STILL online and still playing the same game...he had not slept the whole night.

When I confronted ole shaky on this situation that transpired, he shockingly did not seem upset...He told me and I quote "yeah well if I was allowed to play my game that long, I would"

To which I said..." your not ten dumb shit"

"oh and no way in hell would I allow that mister"

Then Saturday afternoon The Boy asks to go to his lady friends house to "play tag"

gag me

Then when Mr Shaky called him and told him it was time to come home, he had the nerve to ask if he could sleep over at her house.

Um excuse me....

I need a shotgun, I figure if I shoot him in the knee caps, just to disable him...It might hinder his wanting to spend the night at her house. Mostly because he wont be mobile.

I have no trouble giving him piggy back rides to the toilet and such. And I can have the little yellow bus for the handicapped kids pick him up for school.

I always figured one of my kids would need the short bus..

But I did not figure it would be from an accidental knee cap shooting.

Ok, it wont be accidental, so sue me.

Bee Real


Yippeeskip said...

Snort! The short bus! When my son was recovering from head trauma and was learning to walk again, I kept saying "run Forrest! Run!"

Marel Lecone said...

He sounds like he needs to get a job! Keep him busy elsewhere. :)

Working Mom said...

I remember my nephews at that age trying to sneak staying up all night when they spent the night with me to play video games (back then it wasn't online though). I'd bust them around 1 a.m. and make them go to bed and then they'd be up at 5 a.m. ready to play more. Drove me insane.

I'll be looking out on the news channels about the mom that shoots her kid's knee caps out. You'll be famous!!

Yarn Tails said...

Knee caps! LOL You are definitely a card and have your hands full.

Now my son dont get on the computer all that much and not all night long. But on the other hand my 16 year old daughter will not stay off the computer. And I have even threatened her within an inch of her life. Dad caught her on the other nite. Now the computer is on password protect.

Well try not to worry about the young one. He will be good! I hope, I pray! LOL

Michael Manning said...

No, no! Anything but that! He sounds like a good kid to me, Bossy!!;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

short bus rocks girlfriend;)

i agree:)

Working mom,
kids are stupid, all kids i think..but espeacilly mine,,wait till u pop out that boy of yours..u just wait.

Yarn Tails,
I would password prtect mine, but I control the usage on mine, its at my moms that all hell breaks loose..them damn grandma's.

so your aginst the knee cap shooting then?

Meow said...

Hehehe .. you poor thing, Bossy ... your kid sounds like he is growing up. Don't shoot the kneecaps ... the legs won't look too nice afterwards ... try the foot (that can be hidden in boots) !!! Seriously, it's just a phase he's going through ... the novelty of the game will wear off, so will the novelty of this little girl !!
Have fun, Meow

Neurotic1 said...

Are you sure it's a game and not porno? I mean there is a sudden interest in the opposite sex and all? You might want to think about castration rather than the knee cap shootin!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

good point...but he can still walk if i shoot him in the foot, thats the only forseable draw back.


well he "claims" they are ONLY friends, and that she likes spiderman and likes to play baseball..He said all her friends are boys..

I think she might be a lesbian:-)

Chels-Puddle Jumper said...

Wow, you get to park in the garage? You're one lucky lady. Some day I hope to have a garage that I can park in. Right now mine is being occupied by a trailer. You know, things have to have priority around here, and apparently it's not me or my car.

You better put the Boy on a leash, sounds like he is getting a bit out of control with the all-nighters and wanting to sleep over at his girlfriend's house.

Katie said...

Wants to spend the night at the girls house.....what the hell.....

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

get that trailor out and put mommas car in..damn..

well, I know it sounds bad..But to him he sees no differnce..he likes her becasue she likes to play catch, play spiderman..all the boy things..I dont think he wants to kiss her.

I thought he did, but I dont think he does..

I think she may be a lesbain.not sure, i have not met her yet..But i am almost certain of it;)

Ba Doozie said...

Is the game "Runescape"? My boy is playing that game and I'm thinking it is the devil. If he stayed up all night playing it I would blow up the computer while he had to watch.

I think the shooting of the kneecaps is a great idea, and I fully endorse it. I've decided that I'm not going to get my license as a social worker because I don't want to be sued

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Ba Dozzie,
YES, thats the game...

him and ALL his buddies at school play it..

If he woulda snuck on the computer here and played all night, I would put the laptop under my van wheel and make him drive over it..

Jamie Dawn said...

I remember when my kids were hooked on an interactive game called Runescape. They had a blast playing that game for hours and hours. They would team up and make a killing in that game. It was fun watching them play it because they took it pretty seriously.
I give you permission to use electroshock on your boy child. He is outta control!!!! You might go to jail for the kneecap thing, so use shock treatment instead. It leaves no marks. It just fries his brain.

aatank said...

Great! is that what i have to look forward to....Little boys chasing my girls? She's almost six and loves the boys already.

Don't give the boy a hard time playing the game all night, remember the things you used to do, and you thought there was nothing wrong with it.

When you come here this summer you can help clean my garage. I have a golf cart and a pontiac Solstice and a lot of boxes.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

that is the game he plays runescape..Man I hate that thing..

Eltrocoshock doesnt sound fierce enough;)

so your gonna put me to work...shit..

Humincat said...

I think you should walk over and meet her, maybe she's that girl that develops early and has DD's in 5th grade and that's the real reason he likes her....or maybe she is actually 16 and has a thing for younger men...or maybe she is a lesbian like you said and all your worries will be for nothing. Go have a look and see what his type is, better yet invite her to your house and see how HER parents like them apples. Maybe they'll get it and ban your son, and you'll still be the nice one.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I have seen her..she is a cute little blonde girl...

No tata's, and she seems to be around the age of 10..I think today when he comes home and she calls, I will tell him she has to come over here..good thinking;)

Packof2 said...

that little "tag" friend of his is going to be the death of you. You might want to shoot HER in the kneecap too:)

I've been guilty of playing video games for too long so my offical comment to part of the story is...
no comment:)


patti_cake said...

Oh I have saw my 12 y/o nephew and his older brother pull that all night gaming thing too.
I'm kind of a lackadaisical chaperone/Aunt.

Oh boy the little GF will be the death of you or the cause of many a grey hair yet. So... did he get to sleep over? *snort*