Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Soak up the sun

I asked The Boy why he fancied this gal so much. I asked him if he thought she was cute. he said "um, not really"

I said, then whats the damn deal? He told me that she likes spider man, baseball and running.

I saw her, she is cute.

sonofabitch.

And the kicker, Mr Shaky met her and he said she is so cute so so very nice..

sonofabitch..

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Speaking of that ole Mr Shaky, he told me yesterday he likes it when ladies have a nice brown glow. I said " u mean like i do?"

He said, "um no, your more of a nuclear accident, people shouldn't be that dark my dear."

He said I need to tone it down, he said it isn't good for me, getting that much sun..

I am thinking he is worried I will end up looking like this..




















I say, whatever happens, happens..

I get lots of sun, I walk daily, I spend time out with the kids, I mow the lawn..

all that requires me to be in the sunlight.

Whatever..

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If any of you know anyone who designs blogs, let me know..I am wanting to give my spot here a lil face lift..She is getting a tad wrinkly. I will pay for such serves, as long as they are not asking for crazy shit prices..I am not into being screwed in that fashion.

I know what I want, so it wont take long for them to do it...So if u know anyone, or if u know how..email me or leave it in the comment section..thank u in advance for your tireless efforts.

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Look, these are my fav flip flops...



























Oh no, my legs are not hairy, just a little dry..

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I am still mourning my McDonald's. I mean the bitch was leveled..I mean its smashed to smithereens.

No cinnomelts for me..for three whole fu*king months.

I am not sure why they felt the need to destroy my only happiness in the early AM..

hello, ronald...i miss u..i miss your hot,sticky,sweet...buns.


Bee sticky free









29 comments:

cathouse teri said...

I think you have a lovely warm glow and Mr Shaky needs a spanking! And not the good kind!

Every Christmas morning, my family gets together for yummy sticky, gooey sweet rolls. One Christmas, my sister woke up and told her husband, "MMmmm... I'm ready for sticky buns!" Without missing a beat, he said, "Okay, roll over."

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

cathouse teri,
too funny bout the sticky buns..

mr shaky would enjoy any form of spanking i am assuming..

Yarn Tails said...

I need to desperately hit the tanning salon like soon! I am still as white as can be.

As for the blog designing. I dont know anyone who designs them. I sort of wing mine. Its basically a blank one and I made the header from one of my pictures of some yarn I bought. From there its going into the html codes and changing the colors if you know the codes for the different colors or use simply ones like black and such.

Just out of curiosity... How do you want it to look? Maybe I can help a little. Just send me an email.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Yarn Tails,
Ok, I sent u an email...let me know:)

Angie said...

Hey lady, I'm back in blogland....

you would fit right in in FL. being all tan, too bad I'm not living there anymore :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

angie,
well I am glad to see u back..and I am glad u had a safe trip..

Karin said...

That girl is trouble, spederman, running, baseball and cute, that is brutal. How did you get a picture of my highschool gym teacher? I swear I thought she was made out of leather, it was gross.

Tom said...

That woman on the beach turns my stomach! Tan's are fine, but yikes!
I just use what templates Blogger provides for my blog. I picked a pretty generic one. You could try online to see if there's free ones.

Humincat said...

is your picture the other half of half mexican mommas best friend? I didn't check, just guessing from memory. I think kids as well as people are automatically drawn to outgoing, fun, ATTRACTIVE! people so I'm not surprised she's JUST LIKE YOU!! Now if I don't get cinnamelts for that at least send over some warm chocolate cake!

Katie said...

I met Ronald once, I think I was 7 or 8. It was one of the highlights of my childhood.

Wethyb said...

LOL at your wrinkly, tanning picture. That's hilarious. And what do men know anyway. What you've got is better than anything I have at the moment :)

Beautiful flip flops. Gotta love a good, cute pair of flips.

A local McD's here was tore down like that but seemed to be up and running in like a month or 2. Okay, maybe longer, but I have one closer than that to go to :) And those cinnabun things are to die for!

Miss 1999 said...

Ok, my ass is a nice bright shade of red trying to knock some of this white-ness off.. It's a long process for me, but I'm all about tanning!

As long as ya don't end up like the nasty pic-- go for it!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Karin,
u wait till your boy is hanging with the girls, u will want to club them like baby seals.

I know your gym teacher;)

Tom,
yikes is right..

I looked thru the free ones, coulndt find anything worth while..just my luck though.

Humincat,
yup, me and half mexican momma are tight..childhood amigos, dont see her much since i moved away..

Oh, am I suppose to make the chocolate cake?..shit..

Katie,
I met him once too..my 7th birthday party was there..he brought my cake out;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

WethyB,
nothing like a nice pair of flip flops to get ya through the summer;)

Our MD, is suppose to be re-built in August, I hope its sooner.

Miss 1999,
oh no, not a red ass..u poor thing.

Hails said...

without fail my dear, u crack me up. Mr Shakys comment is so something rob would say to me! LOL!

As for maccas, i have no idea what cinnomelts are. Is there another maccas close by?

Neurotic1 said...

How can you recognize Ronald McDonald at a nudist colony?

He's the only one without sesame seed buns ;)

Okay stupid, I know, but it's just one of those childhood jokes I have always held onto!

If you start looking like a leather belt~I'll be the first to tell ya!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Hails,
the next xloest one is about 20 miles...by the time i got my cinnomon melt home, it would not be sticky, nor sweet..or hot for that matter:)

Neuortic,
well I am glad u were able to get that joke off your chest.

OK, thank u for giving me a heads up..so are u gonna move here so u can keep an eye on me?..Otherwise I may be up shits crick;)

The Kept Woman said...

Loving the pink sparkly flip-flops...cute!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

TKW,
wait till u see my new template..

If U like those, just wait till u see it..

It will be all the rage;)

patti_cake said...

Hawt flip flops.

As for Mickey D's just think of the benefits to your figure.

Oh my, that lady looks... well preserved. Like leather.

Choppzs said...

You make me laugh, it's great!

And that woman, holy shit, that fricken gross!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Patti cake,
your not jelous over my hawt flops are u?

well I do beilve me consuming about 20 cinnomelts a week had a major effect on my curves, but hell, who doesnt like a lady with some minor curves?

hehe

Choppz,
I know..pretty damn disgusting huh?..use SPF 90

~Deb said...

Doesn't the bod need a little vitamin D??? I used to use those tanning beds, until I started glowing a hue of orange. *sigh*

You need a bloglift? I love your blog- it looks great- mine seems SO FRICKEN BORING compared to yours!

I hope you're doing great chickadee!

J to the I to the double L said...

FLIP FLOPS ROCK!! SO DO MY NEW HIGHLIGHTS :-) AUBURN, BLONDE AND COPPER...CUTE CUTE CUTE. iM GOING TO CLEAN MY BATHROOM NOW.TAKE IT EASY,DONT BE SLEAZY ;-)

Emma Sometimes said...

Oh that tan granny is soooooo gross.

Granny Naugahyde, ewwwwwwwww.

Okay, I emailed you. I will kick yer butt if I can't do this for you.

Working Mom said...

You could scare Mr. Shaky and show him a picture of my pastey whiteness! That'll make him leave you alone!

Any girl that likes the same things your son likes is trouble. Keep an eye on her.

Peggy said...

Mary is real good at doing blogs. She did all my holiday ones for me. (fireflies and frogs). Oh did you know you were an Auntie to 2 little boys? Diva had her babies. LOL

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

sorry I just got home from work, then went on my four mile walk..please forgive me.

emma, i got your email..and i emailed u back;)

Chels-Puddle Jumper said...

Sounds like your Boy has a girlfriend to me!

And do you at least put on some sunblock on when you go outside, or are you one of THOSE people that don't need it? My skin is so fair, I go out for 10 minutes and I get fried.

I think you can get a new "look" for your blog from here: http://www.ciaomybella.com/
There seem to be a lot of bloggers that have used a girl named "Peggy" from this group. And it's supposed to be reasonably priced. Hope that helps out some!