Thursday, May 24, 2007

im a bad bad girl

Ok first things first..I forgot to take a pic of the empty lot that use to house my Golden Arches, which houses my cinnomelts...I suck ass, and I apologize.

Second up, My new blog template is almost done and holy shite, it looks awesome. THANK YOU EMMA..I cant link to or I would..I am a dumbass, a dumbass who is willing to admit she cant link..but she in on my sidebar under Bees Knees..

I LOVE EMMA..

Next up...at my job at the crazy house..we may be getting ready to go on strike..

To make a long story short, they took away benefits in NOV an promised everyone a raise, which we have not seen.

Things could get ugly, if nothing happens in the next few weeks with the demands we are making, we are putting a full page ad in ALL the local newspapers.

We bitches mean business.

Lets see, oh I wanted to ask something, maybe its just me and my sick neuroses I may or may not have..But do any of you drink from a soda can, or do you pour in it a glass?

I always crack it open and drink without a care in the bloody world. But then I gots to thinking..These cans sit in a warehouse before being shipped. Who is to say some of the sick pervs aren't peeing on the cans or even rats or mice taking dumps or licking the cans before we get them.

I must have to much time on my hands, who the hell thinks about this shit?

Anyway, I am no longer drinking from a can..

Oh and another thing I thought about..What if the sick pimpled faced boy working in the stock room isn't licking all the cans just to be a sick perv?

I aint risking it no more.

Oh I stole today too.

I found a nice, big, long , strong......

jump rope.

It was just laying on a picnic table at the lake, it was dark, like 930, and it looked like it was getting scared of the dark. So being the good Samaritan I am, I found it a new home.

Cuz I do Gods work..

Bee Jumpy

38 comments:

Choppzs said...

I drink from the can too, but after all that lovely talk, I don't think I'll be able to anymore! Your wise tidbits never cease to amaze me!!

Your Hubs should be proud of you for doing God's work! Did you tell him about the poor jumprope?? lol

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I am very wise, always listen to me..haha.

Ok, No I did not show him, nor tell him about my "find" at the lake..

what he dont know wont kill him.

Katie said...

If I drink from a can, I use a straw. I don't like to drink from things without one. Yes, I have issues.

Neurotic1 said...

I like the makeover! Bee-u-ti-ful! I don't drink from the can. Unless it's beer. Then I figure that the alcohol will kill the pimple juice that the stock boy leaves! (Or maybe my judgement is just impaired, and I don't care)Have a wonderful weekend with the fam!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Katie,
I hate using straws in cans, for some reason it seems extra fizzy that way...go figure.

Nuerotic,
u like it?...She did a bang up job..

Well I suppose if you drink enough beer you dont care who had thier lips on it before hand..haha

 Samantha  said...

I came across your blog a few months ago and I just love reading it, you tell it like it is!! Love the new look too!!

I do drink from the can also but I have heard that you shouldn't. Really gross things do happen on them!! haha!

Anyway I have a blog too. Not as great as yours but here it is....
http://zachsmommysthoughts.blogspot.com
if you would like to read a little of it.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Samanatha,
nice to meet you my friend..

Well, you might want to stop drinking from the can..I know I scared myself straight..haha

I am on my way over to check your blog out..

J to the I to the double L said...

I likey your new page...:-) I do drink from a can most of the time. Why dont you spray some PineSol on all your cans when you bring them home then let the air dry before u use them:-) just a suggestion....can u double dutch??

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Jill,
Um, the taste of pine sol would have a ligering effect on my can, after lets say drinking a case of t Dr Pepper, i amy get some sort of poisoning.

I love to double dutch..havent in years, but i think its just like riding a bike..why dont u pop over so i can test the theroy out.

patti_cake said...

I love your new template! Adorable!
I don't drink from cans. I carry plastic 20 oz bottles and pour my canned drink of choice into them. Yeah i'm a freak like that!
How nice that you saved that poor,scared,abandoned jumprope! I heart you!

Yippeeskip said...

Love the makeover!!! Totally rocks

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Patti cake,
OMG do u really carry around 20 onice bottles?..damn woman, u are crazy..hehe

Yippeeskip,
why thank u mam;)

Just A Girl said...

Love the new template. Very summerish.

I drink from the can sometimes, but mostly I pour it into a glass. Depends on my environment. Down here in the south snobby bitches pour fromt he can...real women drink the pimple juice and take it like a man.

Ba Doozie said...

I hate drinking from cans for the very reasons you mentioned. I have a lot of other neurosis of similar types if you would ever care to hear them.

I love the new template, I helped sort of you know! gave advice etc.

emma can be found
here, she has made some templates for me also but yours really rocks!!!

Angie said...

I drink from the can, only if it's Diet Coke, otherwise, I put it in a glass. I don't know, there's just something about drinking from the can that makes the soda taste better....now I know, it's the pimpled face boy who's licking them, or let's hope he's only licking them...lol

Love the new look ;)

Choppzs said...

I love the new look! Great job!

~Deb said...

Your blog is very summery!!! Looks great! Flip-flops and all! Love it!

Now, as far as drinking from a can goes-------always clean the can or pour into a glass. This is why I prefer bottles. But then again, wipe the tip of that off too!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

just a girl,
i never see anyone pouring a can into a glass...but damnit, i dont mind being the first.

Ba doozie,
u helped?..aww..how nice..

I have heard abut plenty of your neurosis..haha

Angie,
I agree, it does taste good coming from the can..But now I am not so sure I can do it anymore..I have to quit letting my mind wander..haha


Choppzs,
thank u mam.

Deb,
well i did not figure u were one to drink from a can or bottle or anything for that matter..hehe

KrazyMom said...

Um, well I was drinking from a can while I read this. Heading upstairs for a glass in a minute! :)

I love the new look! You are making me look bad. Have fun with the new jumprope!

Kendra Lynn said...

I like your new look for the blog.
Very summery.
Fits you, ya know?
I don't drink from the can.
I ALWAYS pour into a glass full of ice. And I always drink with a straw.
Go figure, I'm weird.

Kendra

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Krazymom,
when Boo and I went out to subway, she saw my jumprope laying on the floor on the van..she said

" momma, is dat your jump rope, dat wed and white one, i wike dat momma"

shit..

Kendra,
well I dont call that weird, I call that smart thinking missy..hehe

Katie said...

Pretty hot new look!

Humincat said...

LOOOOOVE IT! Looks so cool. I need to do that for mine. Except I have no imagination, and no patience to figure stuff out sooo, unless somebody else wants to, I'm sure it will stay this way. What a great kickoff to Summer, I feel like packing up my winter clothes now....ok, the feelings passed. WTH were you and the kids doing at the park at 9:30 at night, that's when the nympho teens and crackheads visit the park. At least in my town. Maybe I should consider moving.....

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Katie,
thank u..

Humincat,
no, the kis were not there..it was me and my mom, we had just got done doing our nighly four mile walk around the lake..no kids..

but I did see a condom in the grass.

our lake is patrol heavily by cops..pretty safe..so move here..haha

Tom said...

Hi Bossy!
I drink from the can too. Germs are everywhere and geez what do they fertilize corn with?
I do like the new look, and on the work front, I'm soon to be 47 and since around 1980 there has been an assault on Labor in this country. I'm proud to say I've never crossed a picket line and never will. Scabs are one of the lowest forms of life. Stick to your guns, I know you are tough!

Tom said...

BTW...what in the heck is "double dutch?"

McBunni said...

I had to come see your new layout!

OMG!....it's awesome!!!!!!!!!

What would we do without Ems?

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Tom,
Double Dutch is a jump rope thing, you use two jump ropes..very tricky..haha

Mcbunnie,
thank you...Emm's is amazing..I would be lost without her;)

Netter said...

I love what you did with your template! Very nice!

Michele_3 said...

Love the template!
super jealous mainly because I'm such a shoe girl!!
I need a new template badly- Love this- Great job!

"T" said...

DANG! It looks nice in here. I love it.

Oh, yeah...

I saw some dudes inserting soda cans into their rectums on the internet.

If that helps any.

js said...

i never drink from the can
for no reason really
i just like anything except beer on ice
i kno a fella that always pulls off the first 4-5 drinks from a c-store rack, i axed why and he tole me that once he saw a lil chilren take the first can and just lick all around the lid of it, then take a bottle and deep throat it and then put it back!
I now take the 5th one myself
js

Wethyb said...

Cute, cute CUTE new look! Love it!!! I'm thinking I need something new too. I've been with the blah look now for quite the while.

And, ewww, thanks for making me think twice about drinking from a can :) Nice pictures are swarming thru my brain now.

Yarn Tails said...

I dont usually by can sodas. But that just makes a person think... eww!


Can I say G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S digs here! Love the color and everything! Very nice indeed!

Now hop over to my place and check out the pics! I had some fun today!! hehe

Flip Flop Goddess said...

thanks guys for the comments on the new site..Emmers did a great job..

Its minight and i just got my fat ass home..

sorry for not commenting back to ya all personally..

but this bitch is pooped

Dottie said...

Um....EWWWWWW!!!! Definately will be pouring my soda into a glass or carrying a straw. BLECH!

Love the new look!

dakotablueeyes said...

WOW I like very nice change

Meow said...

I've often thought about what happens to the cans in storage ... I always drink from the can, though. I figured, I ain't dead yet ... it's cool !!!
Take care, Meow