Wednesday, May 16, 2007

heading for a heartbreak....

My yeast infection seems to be under control. From all the itching and scratching I have been doing you would of thought I was a pro baseball player, only without the chewing and spitting,just lots of balls scratching and crotch grabbing.

Ok you can get that disgusting visual out of your minds now...thank you in advance.

But thankfully, that has all subsided.

A girl has been calling here. Asking for The Boy. I have not been here when such calls have come in , because holy shit, I need to work so we have a phone for the boy chaser to call, and she has invited him over each night. And he has accepted such invites.

I am getting a tad worried.

He sat with her on the bus on the way to their field trip today. He sits with her at lunch. He likes to go play at her house, and watch tv at her house.

Holyshit, I hope they aren't married yet.

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My dog is finally out of the closet and has stopped lactating. I was sure I was going to have to find her a nursing bra, but she seems to be dried up now.

For a dog whom is a virgin, she sure made us think she was knocked up. What a bad doggie.

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My cat is still pissing in my room. I am going to kill her.

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Now that I have the fire out in my underwear, I should wash them.

Bee Real

23 comments:

Kendra Lynn said...

Glad you are feeling better. :)
Hope you had a nice Mothers' Day.

Kendra

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Kendra,
thank u sweets:)

Chels-Puddle Jumper said...

Glad the fire in your undies is clearing up. There are a lot worse things, but that is definately not one of the most pleasurable things to have.

And just watch out for The Boy asking for a raise in his allowance. He may want to try to sneak out and buy a ring for his girlfriend.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Chels,
you are grounded for even suggestioning that he would ask for a raise..haha

Karin said...

I am glad that the rampant blaze in your pants is now only a controlled burn. Hope this is the last time you have to deal with such a mess. As far as the boy is concerned I think it is time that you started saving your money so you can built a tower to lock him in. Do it now before he starts asking for a wallet.

js said...

im tickled ur lil stuff is better.
don't have my boys fingers anywhere that you could possibly smell them
im sorry
im just sayin
js

Hails said...

Glad you are feeling better dude.

I was only thinking last nite about ur dog to see if it came out of the cupboard!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Karen,
I hope this is the last time I deal with this too..I may do a sex change operation if this happens again.

Willy,
He is only 10..Only place that boy better be putitng his fingers is up his nose.

Hails,
well, she was not in the cuboard, but she is out of the closet..hehe

patti_cake said...

You have been through itchy,lactating,hormonal,boychasing,bonebreaking hell Bossy! It's gotta get better now.

Neurotic1 said...

Watch out ladies- Butch is on the prowl ;) Glad to hear everything else is clearin' up! How's the ankle?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Patti-cake,
dont u know it...thats a pretty accurate statement there girl.

Neurotic,
well, its sorta sore still, but I am able to walk pretty good. I still have Vicoden:)

J to the I to the double L said...

Ah yes...10 the perfect age at which you notice the other sex..but fortunately for you, have no idea what to DO with the other sex. YET. sorry if I used that S word a little too much for the situation, but it will be at least another 2 to 4 years before he has any "yearnings" for stuff like that.

Katie said...

Good to hear things are going better all around.

dakotablueeyes said...

my thoughts are with you. I had a yeast infection once and ohmygod they do suck

~Deb said...

Glad you're doing better there chicky! I was gonna sign you up for the Yanks! ;) Never drink beer while you have that...I'm sure you know that.

So you're little one has a girlfriend already, huh? I remember the good ol' days when I told mom I was 'doing homework', 'playing games', and 'meeting friends', while seeing my little boyfriends after school. Being a parent can't be easy!

Hope you're doing well!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Jill,
he is sure is is getting a mustache already, I keep telling him, there aint anything there...

they try to grow up way too fast.

he better not even THINK about the S word till he is 40.

Katie,
thank you...things are looking up slowly over here.

Dakota,
those damn yeast infections are hell...Hell in your pants..

Deb,
I dont drink beer at any time..but thanks for the heads up;)

I remeber those days too...thats why I am totally freaking out.

sonofabitch

Working Mom said...

Time to put the boy in the closest your dog just came out of. Just make sure you lock it.

Glad the burning sensation is subsiding!!

Wendy said...

Sounds like things are looking up for ya. Ankle on the mend, fire out, dog okay. Happy days are here again!

Tom said...

I grew up in a house with a grandmother, 3 sisters, my niece and my girl cousin (I consider her a sister too) who was over alot and female stuff gives me the heebie jeebies, but I'm happy you're better! I've started my blog up again, it's nothing like yours, but thanks for the inspiration to start up again! I enjoy the way you write and I really think you're gonna be proud parent when the bees are finally raised!

Emma Sometimes said...

Oh, you always make me laugh.

First I read that you scratch your balls. You have balls? well, characteristically speaking, you are the bravest woman I know, hello??! 100+ heat, busted ankle and lawn mowing. That's freaking crazy.

Then you talk about your dog coming out of the closet. I don't know about you but when they start whining for a fluffier pillow and seem to like getting their nails done, you may have to come to grips that you indeed have a gay dog. Your dog must be so relieved it's out of the closet.

Lastly, you mention your underwear are on fire. I don't know how many times I've opened my dresser and my unders are a pile of ash. What a waste, but I am sincerely glad you are feeling better.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Working Mom,
I love your idea, he is going right to the closet now.

Wendy,
amen girl, things are looking up;)

Tom,
well u know all about us females and our "issues"..nothing I say here can gross u out..

I am gonna stop by and leave u a comment..

;)

Emma,
my dog is female, I wouldnt think it was odd..BUT it would seem odd to have her want her nails done, instead of me forcing it on her..hehe

Princess said...

The Boy and The Girl,
sittin in a tree,
k.i.s.s.i.n.g
First comes love,
Then comes marriage
The comes the baby, in the baby carriage!

ROFL

Soo cute!
xoxo

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Princess,
not funny...not funny at all.
;)