Tuesday, May 08, 2007

u can always get what u want

Starting today our McDonald's closes until August. Under normal circumstances this would not bother me. They don't have anyone working there that knows English, they get my order wrong EVERY time, and there is not an attractive person whom works there. In fact, today when Boo and I went for our last hoo-rah, the girl who took our order was not only missing some teeth, but had two huge ass hickeys on both sides of her neck. Now when I was in middle school, sporting hickeys was cool. when your over 30 and your career is working the take out window and McDonald's, it does not look so cute.





Anyway, its closing until August, they are tearing it down and re-building. I am a tad mordified because recently I have become and addict. Not to the fries, the burgers or anything of that nature. I am a Cinnomelt whore. I admit it. There its out. And now for 3 months I am going to be going thru withdrawls, so if I seem edgy or bitchy, this is why people..





Another thing pissing me off, we have a Wal-mart about to open. You all know I LOATH Wal-mart. sonofabitch.





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My dog , she wont come out of the closet..I don't mean she is gay, I mean she literally wont come out of the closet..





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We have even had to move her food there, and she wont even go potty. I take her outside, she runs to the door and then right for the closet. I think she is sick. Saturday night she kept whining and barking all night, until Mr shaky opened the closet. She just sat and whined in front of the closet door. Then when he opened it, she went in and has not left since. Then I thought maybe her winter coat was bothering her, she had collected some mats in her fur over winter, and was in need of a shave. Every spring we get her a clean shave from our groomer..then she is nice and cool for spring and summer. Well my groomer has moved out of town, so I had to take matters in my own hands...



After her trips to the groomer she always hid in the laundry baskets in the laundry room, so this is not surprising me, but she was wanting to be in the closet BEFORE her hair cut. Mr Shaky is worried she is um, with child.. I on the other hand don't think so. She is not fixed because I have been tossing around in the back of my head to breed her, she is a pedigree, and I could get a lot for her pups..But not if she went and got knocked up by the neighborhood man slut. I don't know, I don't think she is..I hope not anyway.



If she is, I wouldn't even know how long she has been..She is a small dog, and I am not sure how I tell if she is...screw it..



These are my flip flops I bought at target for 4.99..





















































































So no cinnamelts for three months, and my dog wont come out of the closet.

Things cant gt any worse can they?

Bee Special.

26 comments:

Packof2 said...

Maybe the dog needs to go to the vet. She does sound like something is wrong.

Sux about McDonalds. I've never had one of those things but now I feel the need to try one...I better not get hooked!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

u will get hooked, so be for warned girls..

yes, if she is in the closet in a few days so she off to the doc..I will give it a few days, just in case she is pissed about her hair cut.

Katie said...

Maybe the 3 months McDonalds is closed will give hickey girl to get new teeth and the hickeys will go away, or maybe she'll just get a job at Wal-mart.

"T" said...

I think your dog is knocked up

...and I love Cinnomelts too.

Neurotic1 said...

Cinnamelts sound good. I don't know if our local fry joint has them or not! I'll have to see! The dog is just pissed. She knew you were fixin' to shave her and she just pissed ;) Love the flip flops!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Katie,
I am scared to think of the folks I will run into at wal-mart, and now u just confimred my fears;)

T,
shut your mouth.

Neurotic,
mr shaky keeps saying she is knocked...he just said to me, right now.."she licks her butt alot"

damnit..

go to mcdonalds, get some cinnomelts, tell ronald i sent u.

Princess said...

What are cinnomelts? They sound good!

I think it would be great for your dog to be having pups!!!

I love the thongs you bought! And your toes look all nice and nail polished!

xoxo

Cliff Morrow said...

Maybe when you go to Wally World they'll have puppy chow on sale.
I'll bet they'll have their own, tasteless, cheap brand of cinnomelts.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Princess,
cinnomelts ar tiny little cinnomon rolls, topped wiht frosting..

very fattneing, very good.

Cliff,
everything at wal mart is tasteless, your right there;)

Hails said...

whats a cinnomelt? Ive never heard of em before.

As for ur dog that is just bizzare. Has she gone out of your site with any other male dogs?

The Kept Woman said...

I am not a fan of the Wally World either yet I find myself there every damn week...headed there today for fushia thread, lipgloss and to return some curtian tiebacks.

Don't be jealous of my gamorous lifestyle.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Hails,
they are tiny cimmomon roll bites with frosting and shit, sereved hot and all day long..

she dont leave the closet...she normally barks when someone opens the door or knocks, not now, she just stays in the closet, laying on a bunch of coats.

TKW,
i wish I had that glamourous of a life...

I mean even curtain tie-back...

*sigh*

Choppzs said...

Ok, honestly...I LOVE McDonald's fries! lol I know I suck and am sick in the head, but I just can't help myself! lol

As for your dog, umm, I think I'd run scared too if I got my hair hacked up like that! lol Maybe she is pregnant, they tend to nest in weird places when they are expecting!

Oh and I set my stupid fricken blog to private. Am I like a magnet for stupid people searches? Why can't people just leave me alone?? Ughhh! Let me know if you can get in, leave me a comment or whatever. Geesh, bullshit!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

nope, i cant get in...

help me out.

patti_cake said...

Oh boy i'd rather think she is pregnant than that anything is seriously wrong. Keep us posted - i'm a pet lover!

Um, you can get cini mini's at Burger King if you have one near you. I'd bet their just as good but smaller. Less calories (like I care).

J to the I to the double L said...

Maybe you should get her "checked out" my inlaws were having problems with their dog licking the walls and stuff and the doc said he has major anxiety and prescribed him libruim or valium cant remember which..I swear to Jesus our toes are the same color..!! Take care!! Bee Energetic! (sorry im not mocking u i just had to get that out)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Patti_cake,
I have seen BK cinnomon rolls, doesnt even look as good, and I cant imagine they would taste the same..I am just not a BK girl..hehe.

I hope she is not pregant, but I hope she is not sick either, maybe she is just PMSing:)

Jill,
our toes are the same color?.damn

Well, I could use some of that shit if they perscribe it to her.

I am giving her till Thursday, if she still wont come out of the closet, she goes to the doc..

flea said...

ooh cute shoes! love them and a deal none the less!

and i have to agree with mr. shaky, she may be preggers and in the early stages of labour, they usually like to hole up somewhere...

and i'm already suffering from a mcdonald's addiction so no way in hell will i even try one of those melt thingies...although now i really want one....

Working Mom said...

I'm hooked on McD's fruit and yogurt parfaits. Very yummy!

I'd take the doggie to the vet. Just to be safe.

Cute shoes!

Marel Lecone said...

I wish all McDonalds would shut down--I am way too addicted!! Yuck! :)

JD's Rose said...

Awww... what did you do to your dog?!

xxx

dakotablueeyes said...

I like those flipflops

Kendra Lynn said...

I love the flipflops...and I gotta say...cinnamelts ROCK!

Kendra

Princess said...

I feel like i am missing out on cinnomelts! Send me one over ;)

xoxo

I`ll have to check out our Maccas and Hungry Jacks for em...

Jamie Dawn said...

I have never had Cinnomelts. I MUST TRY THEM!

Speaking of Mc Donald's, my daughter's boyfriend has never been to a Mickey D's in his life. Isn't that odd????!!!! WHO raised this young man?????

I'm a Walmart regular. They just built a new Target about half an hour's drive from here, so now I have another option.

Yippeeskip said...

Here in Southern California Wal Mart has McDonald's inside them. They're evil.