Friday, May 18, 2007

Baracuda

I had an exciting story to tell. Something that would knock your socks off.

But I changed my mind.

Anyhoo, my son is still spending time at this girls house. And when he is not there, she is calling here.

I am getting a Personal Protection Order against her STAT..Nothing like putting a restraining order on a 10 year old,anything to stop the throws of 10 year old passion. And when I saw passion, I mean watching Disney Channel and playing tag in her yard.

That's how it starts. An innocent game of tag and it leads to a hot game of spin the bottle. Trust me, I know...

No Thank You.

Oh and Boo is refusing to wear under garments. And by under garments I am referring to underwear.

I finally got her to put some on today. You would of thought I was asking her to slit her own throat.

Blondie and I went to go see Shrek. Spiderman was better.

Ok, I have to tend to some things here.

Yes, I do tend to things. Good God.

Have a peaceful easy feeling weekend.

Bee Shirtless.





15 comments:

Cliff Morrow said...

Boo could pass for Britney's daughter with that attire.
Scary ain't it.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Cliff,
thems fightin words..hehe

Katie said...

As long as she doesn't wear dresses w/o the underwear!

Yarn Tails said...

LOL What Katie said!

Them tag games can lead to touching of things. I think I would get that order STAT! lol

Have a BEEutiful Weekend!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Katie,
funny thing is...she did not want to wear them with her dress, and if she is not going anywhere, I let her go around that way. I am a bad mom that way:)

Yarn Tails,
yes, I know how a game of tag can turn into something dirty:)

Choppzs said...

Don't worry, Boo is not alone! Crazy refuses to wear underpants too, unless they are pullups when we go out! Any other time he is running comando and playing with himself. He has this thing about playing with himself. It drives me fricken insane. I think its a phase, at least I hope it is!

Neurotic1 said...

Are you sure it isn't kissing tag they are already playing? I'm just sayin' it could be. Nothing wrong with going commando~ less laundry that way!

Kendra Lynn said...

Have a wonderful weekend. :)
HOpe your weather is better than ours.

KEndra

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Choppzs,
oh the dreaded pull ups..I am so glad I am over that part of life..so far this has been my only spawn to refuse the use of under garments..very weird.

Neurtic,
better not be kissing tag..I may have to put a stop to the tag playing..Oh and she changes her clothes about 3 times per day, she only adds to my luandry..she is a naughty girl.

Kendra,
well its pushing 90 right now..My kind fo weather;)

Jamie Dawn said...

Personally, I'd would have liked to have read that super exciting, knock my socks off story of yours.

You better scare that girl off soon, or your boy will be smitten with her for gooood. They KISS on those Disney shows, you know.

Tell Boo she can wear bras now if she will start wearing her undies again. Have her put the top of a two-piece swim suit on under her shirts and she will feel all grown up. Of course, Boo is TOO smart to fall for that one, but if she was a dummy, it would work.

pack of 2 said...

GAWD, I can't imagine what you go through. Maybe you should just chain him to the porch where you can keep an eye on him:)

You know how girls are^^

Ba Doozie said...

sounds like you have a good handle on the boys private life, I would like to commend you for planning ahead in this manner. Carry on

KrazyMom said...

That Boo's acting more and more like her Momma all the time! LOL

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Jamie,
ok, u wanna know the truth? There really is no knock your socks off news..I lied:)

Packof2,
hmm...yes I know how girls are..damnit. I am thinking a dungeon is more in order here.

Ba Dozzie,
I am carrying on, thank u for your approval.

Krazymom.
hush now...lets not give all my secerts away shall we..

~Deb said...

Ohhhhh I can remember the good ol' days of spin the bottle when I was 10 yrs old! And you're absolutely right, it DOES happen at that age! (Show me yours and I'll show you mine.) A concept I still use with the ladies. ;)

"Bee shirtless", ...another great pick up line!


You have your hands full missy! It's spring and the kiddies are ripe and feeling the love! Wait till puberty hits!