Thursday, June 01, 2006

Love in an elevator

Its official. I have a 4th grader..My Butch Bee graduated from 3rd grade..They go to another school for 4th and 5th grade...

he got his report card too..I was glancing at it and I saw two E's. Now in my day if you brought home a report card with two E's it meant something went arye. And most like you would be grounded all summer if you did not quickly convert that E into a B..(yes I am speaking from experience)...But the E's here mean excellent...Its like getting an A+..It seems my son excels beyond grade expectations for Vocabulary and Science.

No more short bus for him.
Boo Bee calls me to her room and says" momma look at my tickers"..(stickers in her lingo). I am thinking to myself, where did she get stickers? I go, and she has nicly placed my book of stamps on her dresser..I told her those are govement issued stickers and I will now have to cash in one of her savings bonds to replace them..bad baby.

It seems all this time I have been saying my bees were a bit "slow"..But alas, it is me who is the perpetual retard. I am not understanding weight watchers. Am I so damn stupid I don't get how to look everything up and to take the time to plan out my meals and to see how many points I am using? I can see I should of not joined the online version. But if I change my plans and go to the meetings and stuff, is it gonna cost me more than the 65 dollars I spent for the sign up and my first 3 months?..HELLO WEIGHT WATCHERS..YOUR DEALING WITH A FAT RETARD...Do I get a discount for that?

Bee Real


Badoozie said...

am i first?

novaks8 said...

My daughter did that once with a whole book of stamps.

I luckily salvaged most of them.

I keep them hidden now!

Badoozie said...

i sure am

Badoozie said...

i beat novaks8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by like TWO SECONDS

Badoozie said...

the stamp thing is soooo funny

now, i had to listen to your music, which interfered with my music and i couldn't turn it off til i got to this comment page

fat retard, do you want the politically correct police to hunt you down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and why the heck are you doing weight watchers anyway, do you LIKE wasting money??????

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

in deed it seems you are..

i can see i need to hide them now..bad babies we have..

now your third..

well, i need to lose about 15 pounds for my "ideal weight"..suckers...and I am sorry for interfering with your mojo.and I want the politcally correct police as well as the target police to get me;)

Cliff Morrow said...

She used postage stamps. WHO is in charge of these children during their leisure hours??

Meow said...

*giggle* about the stamps ... been there, done that. And aren't they so proud of their stickers !!
Hope you managed to salvage them
Take care, Meow

Gette said...

Said it before,
I'll say it again,
The All Sex Diet.
At least its fun to lose weight...

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

should I fire my sitter?..teehee

well she only wasted like wasnt so bad..haha..

i am seroiusly thinking about that one...i dont think mr shaky pants is all hip on doing WW with me, maybe he would agree to think one:)

Fantastagirl said...

If I can figure out WW - then you can figure it out too - you silly silly girl..... Start planning out your day chicky!

NOW - the sex diet -I have yet to meet a guy who didn't agree to it.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

ok do you do the online one or do you go to meetings?..i try to plan my day out the night before..granted this is my second day..i just thought all the info would be more readily availbe and I would not have to dig for it all..i am not good with logging in and charting my food..i have done good for the past two days, but i can see me getitng laxadasical soon.

Jamie Dawn said...

I can't help you with the weight watchers thing.
I have no knowledge of how it works.
I just wish I could eat whatever I wanted and be nice and thin. Why don't raw carrots taste as good as Doritos?

There are so many places here that resemble Sanford and Son, like you commented at my blog.
There are nice places too... like MY house, but you don't have to travel far to see some real doozies.

Hooray for Butch Bee! Way to go!!!

JD's Rose said...

Hehehe. I'm sorry Bossy. I had to laugh at the second one.

Jewl said...

Why don't you ask your smarty pants to help you with your weight watchers? LOL
Sorry, can't help you there, I don't know anything about that stuff. Congrats though on the good grades.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well it would be nice of carrots tasted like that..well for me it would be nice if they tasted like a cheeseburger:)

well I did not think your house would look like sanford and son...just thought maybe a portion of that whole state did:)

thats ok..laugh away at my fat butts expense.

well i had thought about it, but his math score was an s..wich just means satisfactory..haha

Michele_3 said...

Yeah, for Butch Bee!
My son got promoted to 4th grade too..we'll have to talk when they start-LOL!
They do things different there huh? We have Elementary from Kg thru 5th grade(same school)
& then 6th-8th is middle school.(another school) Interesting...

My 2 year old just did the thing with my stamps a few weeks ago-they were not salvagable..I hide them now too!

Take care~

Felecia said...

I caught my little one just in the knick of time with our stamps; I told him that he had to pay me money to use them - he hasn't touched them since. (He must be taking after my Scottish side!)

I wonder if my oldest has been reading your blog; a while back he and the little one were squabbling about something - when everything settled down and got quiet, he blurts out "Ya Retard!" Andy and I were horrified and made him watch the movie Radio. He hasn't said it since.

(Now Bossy, do I need to send you the DVD? HMMMMM?)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

here there are two separte elemnarty schools, there are lots of snot nosed kids around here, we need two schools..haha

I have never heard of the movei Radio..well I am not calling anyone but my family retards..thats ok aint it?..heehee

Tee said...

Yay for E's that mean excellent! LOL - I wish they meant that in my day!

Don't bother with Weight Watchers - you're beautiful! :)

Choppzs said...

Yahhh for Graduation!!! I am hoping my daughter's report card looks just as good!! hmmmm....scary! Congrats little bee!!

I haven't tried WW,but am tempted. I would probably be just as retarded about it as you say you are. I am not good at keeping track of points and stuff!! lol

pack of 2 said...

Congrats to Butch Bee....he's growing up.....and he's smart boy too!


Peggy said...

why are you paying $65 for online weight watchers? We only paid $25 for the local meeting one and got the books to go with it. I went with a friend cause she talked me into it and then she didn't like going cause she kept gaining and not losing.... she also never kept up with her points. We stopped going. You could have took that $65 and bought fruit and veggies and started walking around the lake more..... I took a mean pill today can you tell? LOL

Working Mom said...

Congrats to Butch!

Buy the started pack for WW. The books will really help you. Trust me, if I can do it, you can do it. You can look up the things you normally eat and plan your days by that. You'll be able to figure out what things are without running to your computer. Remember most veggies are 0 pts. Most meats are 1 pt per oz. We really need to talk...LOL

vani said...

hmm, that ww sounds like too much work already. keep me updated...i was gonna to the meeting thing, but i wish i had more time to dedicate...the last thing i would want to happen is the same thing that happened when i joined a gym- signed a stupid contract and then never had time to follow through...meahwhile...they were gladly debiting my acct every month!

Mrs. Diamond said...

Oh my word...your stamps. That's so cute! Ok well I know they're not cheap anymore but hehe...

Fat retard? Girl you always make me laugh.

Jerry said...

Oh great. Now I get to replace my nightmares of hot women singing with George Michael's voice with Steven Tyler in drag. Thanks a heap!

Mike said...

I laughed outloud at the short bus comment.

Bumbling Bav said...

good thing I am not running I would have peed myself reading that post!

I have to carry the point finder thing with me everywhere and by noon I give up!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

what a day...thanks for your comments, sorry i have not been able to responde..i am gonna work on a new post shortly..

bossy had a day I tell you what.