Saturday, June 17, 2006

Dust in the wind

In the untimely and unfortunate event of my demise while on the road, I thought I better make out a will so you guys don't fight over my stuff.

I cant list everyone..If I miss you this time and I LIVE I will make sure to add you next time..

To Jamie Dawn, I leave you collection of glasses, they are the perfect size for sipping our lemonade on our porches..Even be able to fit a fancy umbrella in them.

To Cliff, I leave you my dog, I know your wife can keep her nice and groomed..Mr Shaky would just assume I take her with me and maybe plunge her off the bridge as I am driving over it..But she is staying home..So if he don't give her away, you can have her..She can help you rattle the cattle in..( if u have cattle)

To Britmum,
My stash of DT DP...I have crap loads in my fridge in the basement..Its all yours..

To Shangie, My cat..I don't think Mr shaky cares for her either..She likes to claw on the couch...And she would get along fine with Swoopes and Cooper...I hope anyway.

To D, I am giving you copyrights to use the term "smashed bananas and retards" run with it D..Run with it...Oh and I am also leaving you my collection of George Michel and Prince CD's..I think they will be safe there..Am I right?


To Suzie, I will leave you my nail polish..I know you have lots..And I would like to add to your collection...Also any unused nail files and accerioris...

To Denise, I leave you all my left over weight watcher points...Use them wisely girl..

Ok , I don't have any more stuff to give away....If I missed you it was only because I don't have stuff...Well no stuff worth giving away..Unless anyone wants me old bras and underwear..

yea didn't think so..

And someone needs to be in charge of writing my obituary..I will just let you guys fight over that.

Love to all...C-ya in 10 -13 days...

Bossy Britches...As my last will and testimate

Witnesses by Boo Bee and Ellen the dog..

Time 2:40 pm Central Standard Time

weather condtions ..Over cast/rain..Temp 72..Humidity 88% dewpoint 66..(suppose to get some nasty ones today)

Bee Real


Edit...I am leaving Kelly my Ipod, becuase it has all the crappy music we listend to in highschool....

there are ya happy?....So we are good now right?...haha

37 comments:

Britmum said...

I will honour your memory with DT DP on my sun lounger by the pool.

I will make a toast to all and sundry saying Cheers to Bossy Britches for she was a good lass.

The Circus Act will do a 21 gun water pistol shoot in your memory from the deck of no return.

Well once again I am sobbing and I hope that I don't inherit your DT DP because I love ya lovey.

Take care and return promptly so you can say goodbye to me before I go on my VACAY!!!!

Micky said...

I take it you'll want to be buried with those earrings, huh? They'll be like a badge for you in..., well where ever you end up. Drive safely and we'll all get to see them on your living ears.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

britmum,
wow, a 21 gun water pistol shoot? now that is impressive;)

micky,
I guess I should be burried with my earrings huh? I mean I went to all the toruble in stealing them;)

Kelly said...

That's better...thank you :)

Doug Bagley said...

Story of my life--a day late and a dollar short. LOL

Fantastagirl said...

Darn I never get anything....Have a nice family break - will be thinking of you!

Kendra Lynn said...

Nothin' for me? Geez. LOL

just_tammy said...

Enjoy your journey back to your homeland. Hope you have a great time!

just_tammy said...

Just read through all the days I missed. We went to Colorado for the week. Almost 600 miles of corn, wheat, cows, and horses! Including construction, stops, and crazy drivers it's only about 9 hours since the interstate is total straight until Colorado. Then you have to remember how to turn the steering wheel.

Next month we fly to Peru.

Anyway, hope you have a great time!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

kelly,
no probelem girl..

doug,
story of mine too..

fanstagirl,
I will get u next time, no worries..haha

kendra,
and u can have what fanstagirl dont want:-)

tammy,
I have wondered where you been, i thought you were gonna call me..hopefully we can chat beofre you leavr for Peru..I will miss you my best stranger friend..

hopefully u wont need to come to my memeoral serive, because Boo Bee is haveint some funky preminations...damn

Cliff Morrow said...

Please don't die. I don't want the first thing I ever inherit,,, to be a dog named Ellen.
Okay, correction, I did inherit a basement full of 'stuff' from my folks. AND I still have it.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

cliff,
you can change her name to debby or lady if that helps:)

Marel Lecone said...

Be safe and have a nice trip, you brave, brave soul. :)

pack of 2 said...

OK...we are in charge of the cat if you die....check!

Have a safe trip & have fun!

Shangie

PS...we would have loved the IPOD though:)

vani said...

can i have the ugly ass earrings? :)

Meow said...

Have a safe and fun trip. Drive safely. Take care, Meow

Gangadhar said...

Hava safe joourney and come back soon...

with best wishes
Gangadhar

Mrs. Diamond said...

hey what about me? i wanted the ugly earrings.

Working Mom said...

I can't believe you remembered me! I feel so loved! And you gave me food!! That's like the best thing to leave someone. (Well, the ipod would've been nice, but I'm not complaining...LOL)

Hope you're having a good time!

d said...

Your boys will be safe with me. And "smashed bananas and retards" still makes me laugh - seriously, I think about it oout of the blue and I laugh and laugh. I need help.

Hurry back Bossy. What the hell are we all going to do without you for the next 10-13 days?

Choppzs said...

Happy trails to you, until we meet again!! Have a good trip.

Bumbling Bav said...

Can I come... my kids are gonna drive me to the edge and over!

Badoozie said...

welllll heck. kelly gets the freakin ipod and i get used nail polish. that can easily be rectified at your service. when kelly steps forth to claim her prize, i will fly through the air, land on her, and disable her in such a way that she will not be able to acquire said ipod. easy peasy lemon squeezy

JD's Rose said...

Nope!

I want the ugly ass stolen earings that you are going to hell for!

Kelly said...

Hey, Hey now! This whole ipod thing is turnin' a little violent! :) It's already bad enough that you "Bossy" will be haunting me since I of course will also be listening to MY type of music on it also (Metallica, ACDC, Godsmack...)! I will be ever so thankful though!!!!!!

d said...

Oh my goodness, just look at what you started. Thank goodness my smashed bananas and retards is safe.

Don't they hve computers in Michigan?

Gette said...

Kansas rawks, btw. Saw 'em live with Lynyrd Skynyrd. Blew LS off the stage.

JD's Rose said...

Ok, you're little yahoo smiley face says that you are on your computer... and yet, no new post.

Hello? Are you there?

You can come back now. I need my weekly dose of laughter.

xxx

d said...

I though for sure that it's been like a month - but only 9 days. 9?

Come baaaaaack!

The Blog Whore said...

Damn, I miss the Bossy Britches Buzzy Bee :(

keesh said...

what the hell..i am so hurt I wasn't put in your Bloggers Will....so sad :(

mal said...

safe travels mi amiga!

BTW..new blog address is
http://malsmumblings.blogspot.com

Jamie Dawn said...

I've sure been enjoying these glasses you left me.
I couldn't wait until you kicked the bucket, so I stopped by and just took them.

I hope all goes well on your trip. I look forward to reading about all your adventures.

Gangadhar said...

Hiee bossy britches,
how's you?
btw you're one of my family members..just go and visit my blog for details..
tnx

Marel Lecone said...

Not back yet? Hope all is well. :)

d said...

What the hell? We're almost in a new month for goodness sakes!

J&J'sMom said...

So I'm not the only one who took a hiatus!! Hope you come back. Got lots of biatching to catch up on!!