In the untimely and unfortunate event of my demise while on the road, I thought I better make out a will so you guys don't fight over my stuff.
I cant list everyone..If I miss you this time and I LIVE I will make sure to add you next time..
To Jamie Dawn, I leave you collection of glasses, they are the perfect size for sipping our lemonade on our porches..Even be able to fit a fancy umbrella in them.
To Cliff, I leave you my dog, I know your wife can keep her nice and groomed..Mr Shaky would just assume I take her with me and maybe plunge her off the bridge as I am driving over it..But she is staying home..So if he don't give her away, you can have her..She can help you rattle the cattle in..( if u have cattle)
My stash of DT DP...I have crap loads in my fridge in the basement..Its all yours..
To Shangie, My cat..I don't think Mr shaky cares for her either..She likes to claw on the couch...And she would get along fine with Swoopes and Cooper...I hope anyway.
To D, I am giving you copyrights to use the term "smashed bananas and retards" run with it D..Run with it...Oh and I am also leaving you my collection of George Michel and Prince CD's..I think they will be safe there..Am I right?
To Suzie, I will leave you my nail polish..I know you have lots..And I would like to add to your collection...Also any unused nail files and accerioris...
To Denise, I leave you all my left over weight watcher points...Use them wisely girl..
Ok , I don't have any more stuff to give away....If I missed you it was only because I don't have stuff...Well no stuff worth giving away..Unless anyone wants me old bras and underwear..
yea didn't think so..
And someone needs to be in charge of writing my obituary..I will just let you guys fight over that.
Love to all...C-ya in 10 -13 days...
Bossy Britches...As my last will and testimate
Witnesses by Boo Bee and Ellen the dog..
Time 2:40 pm Central Standard Time
weather condtions ..Over cast/rain..Temp 72..Humidity 88% dewpoint 66..(suppose to get some nasty ones today)
Edit...I am leaving Kelly my Ipod, becuase it has all the crappy music we listend to in highschool....
there are ya happy?....So we are good now right?...haha