Wednesday, June 14, 2006

True colors

So it was hotter than my nice spot in hell today. We went out to play and my bees got hot and wanted to take their shirts off. I said yes..I am that kinda mom. As me and Blondie Bee were tanning ourselves, my Boo comes running and screaming for her life. Me to my dismay figure some sort of wild wilderbeast has got her by the leg or something. She comes running and says " momma, ober dare..Its chasing me"

"what is chasing you, I don't see anything"

" momma ober dare, its a snail and its chasing me, momma go squish it peese."

" a snail is chasing you?"

" yes momm,a its a snail and its chasing me..SQUISH IT"

Must of been a real fast moving one because I never saw heads or tails of it.

Then while she is running a muck shirtless, again I hear screams of alarm. She comes running to me once again, and again there is no wilderbeast attached to her limbs.

This time she says " oh know momma, oh know, I have a whole in my tummy"

hmm, a hole in your tummy, I don't see any blood, so what's this about I am wondering..

so I bite and say " where is your hole, I don't see it"

" right dare momma, look I have a hole in my tummy, oh know momma..I gots a hole in my tummy"

You will never guess where my Boo was pointing to..I am sure your thinking her belly button right.

Nope.

She is pointing and one of her future girls....Yes her little boobie buds.

and she ask me for a band aid..God I love this kid.


Ok onto the answer portion of the post..

This one is from Shelly at Pack of 2

ask the same question on all the blogs when this game comes up....***Have you ever made out with a girl?***

Ok, good question, but I must admit, I have not ever made out with a girl before..I have had dreams I am marrying a woman before...But I have a feeling I am missing something..Am I right?..

From Suzie

if you could have only one pair of shoes what would they be?

something comfy, maybe apair of those ole granny soes..

From Granny
So how did you come up with the "bee" theme?

Ok Granny, this is the story behind the bees...As some of you know I had to change my address and template to avoid people...This was what I came up with so I would not be tracked down...It just came to me one day..I like bees, and those are my kids real life nicknames too...They all begin with B..So I thought it was fitting..Then my good friend Melis designed it up for me..And this is how it was born..


This is from Britmum

Where are you from in Michigan and did you know me???

I am from a small town about an hour and half north of Detroit..It is one the east part of the state..By Lake Huron...

do I know you?...Gosh, I don't know...Lets just say yes..

and she also added these ones..
How many boyfriends did you have before Mr Shaky Pants? And why is he called Mr
Shaky Pants?

Ok, how many boyfriends did I have....Well I started dating Mr Shaky when I was 17..So there was about 10 or before that..But they were all losers..

And he is called Mr Shaky because a few months ago he came down with some sort of weird condtion where he would shake or tremble uncontrollably..So it just kinda happened, he was called something else before that, but I don't remember what,,

This one is from Felicia..

....Okay, kinda lame but "What's the best thing about living in MN?"(and don't be a smart ass and say "leaving it"...)

Ok well she stole my answer. But I will say it is very pretty and green and hilly. Lots of hills, lots of water..That bout it..

This one is from Bumbling Bav
If you could be a stripper what would your stage name be?

hmmm..Bleeding Gums Murphy...

ok not really maybe..Sunshine Blue

Ok I think I got them all..

Well have a happy hump day...I need to go re bandage Boo Bees hole in her tummy.

Bee Real


28 comments:

Kendra Lynn said...

Well, at least she is not like my girls. Kels told Scott that he had "real big chi-chi's". He just about died. He said, "I gotta lose weight now. I got man-boobs and my kid noticed."
Thank God BooBee is naive.

Britmum said...

Your answers were bloody brilliant.

Boo Bee is the cutest.

I used to live in Rochester from age 8 until I was 12.

So how is your tan going?

Take care xx

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

kendra,
yes, that is pretty bad when the kids notice..haha..tell gim to do some bench presses..

britmum,
bloody thank you..

so you lived in the detroit area..I was north of there..

my tan is bloody dark..haha..

u crack me up lady;)

Granny said...

Thanks. I remembered a little of that but not how you came up with the name.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

granny,
i know it isnt real excting, but thats the story..haha

~Deb said...

I left a comment and it went "POOF!"

LESBIAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!

Come make out with me Bossy! Here's your chance! hehe! We can give Dani something to tawK about!

As far as laying out tanning outside, my fear are BEES! ... Snails? Interesting.


And by the way...I have two holes.

I know that sounds so obscene right? But most of us do... lol


Okay, enough--I need my coffee.

Michele_3 said...

You forgot me..
It's okay i think you already answered it in one of the other questions..No worries..

Boo bee is a trip-too funny!
My 2 a half year old has a cute little birth mark on his hip- it's a little light brown patch & when he first noticed it-he started crying and kept saying"ow" he thought it was a boo-boo- he still does..Everytime he is in the bathtub- he says "ow mama"
kids are to precious!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

deb,
i think blogger is screwing up again, i have been having troubels with the comments too..

and you can break me in anytime..haha

michele,
damn..did I forget you..shit i am sorry, I will have to go back and look..I tried to get everyone..damn I am sorry..

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

michele,
ok I started my blog to keep in touch with family after we moved..then I realized I did not want most of them reading it..haha..so I have had to change it many times..

Now I sue to as a way to just make some buddies and to try and make somone crack a smile everyday..plus is is good exercise for my writing..I am such a sucky writer, but it is good praicte..there..I am so sorry I forgot yours..

Michele_3 said...

No worries! Thanks!
I was going to let my family read my blog and then I rethought it & decided it wouldn't be good & for me anymore- I just would be writing in code & not freely about things that bother me..So mine have no idea! It's my personal venting space..LOL!
Take care you!

Karin said...

First and foremost I am back and I had a great time. Poor Boo started too early doesn't she realize she is going to be fretting about those little holes for the rest of her life? I shall post all the details of my wedding and trip soon.

Felecia said...

Hills. Hmmm, well I suppose that about sums it up then, huh? MN has hills. How 'bout that.

I think that story about Boo is fabulous; you should print out the posts related to her (and the others) and create a journal for them to read when they're older.

Fantastagirl said...

LOL at Boo Bee - hold in the tummy - that's funny!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Karin,
bout dang time woman..I thought maybe you were kidnapped..cant wait to hear all about it..

Felicai,
well am I wrong..we do have lots of hilly area..at least compared to Michigan, that is as flat as can be..

I do save all my posts, so I really should put them in journal form..so I can sue it as black mail someday..

fanstagirl,
isnt that too much..she neevr noticed the one on the other side..for now its just one hole in her tummy..

The Blog Whore said...

Hey, how is that old shaky pants doing? Did you ever find out what was going on? I might have missed it in a post....

Too cute about the baby booby bud...

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

blog whore..

still dont know anything..i mean some tests have come back, but they dont show anything..so still dont know..

and guess what I got today?

Mrs. Diamond said...

just popping by to see what I've missed the past few days. My middle daughter thought she had a lump in her breast and was dying of breast cancer.

Robin said...

Dang, I missed the question portion of the game! I so want to ask you many many questions...

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

mrs d,
oh my gosh..that isnt good..

robin,
just for you..I will let you sdk them now..shoot..the sky is the limit:)

Peggy said...

Can Boo Bee come visit me? I just love that little sweetie!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

peggy,
she sure can..she would never want to leave if you have baby goats ot chicks..you can kepp her as long as you like.

Badoozie said...

i'm officially creeped out by this post

Mrs. Diamond said...

I have to agree with Susie. Some of this creeped me out too.

Tee said...

That is too cute about the snail! I could almost "hear" her the way you typed it :)

novaks8 said...

God you are making me feel OLD.

I loved me some Cyndi Lauper!

I thought I was hot freaking stuff in the 80's dude.

Robin said...

Ok, here goes...

What do like the most about blogging? What do you hate the most?

Is there one thing in your past that you wish you could go back and do differently?

What would you say to Prince if he rang your doorbell??

Ok, that's it for now. Thank you for letting me play late! :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

suzie,
well I am doing my job then;)

mrs d,
same as above..teehee

tee,
and it sounded just as cute too;)

mary,
making you feel old?..geesh I feel just as old..hhaha

Robin,
ok, good questions and I will post them tommorw..

Jamie Dawn said...

Boo Bee says such cute things! She's a keeper!

You had answers to all those burning questions.

I'd like for you to give an update on Mr. Shaky Pants' condition. Have those tests come back, and I missed the results? Enquiring minds want to know.

Oh, and have YOU been tested for insanity?
Just wondering.