Me, Target, the bees, shoplifting.
I know, its a hard picture to imagine. I know what your thinking, one of my bees lifted something in their shirts. Nope.
I lifted something in my shirt. Nope. Not exactly.
I was browsing tru the clearance items and I spotted the most ugly pair of earrings. They were $3.49. I thought what the heck and threw them in my cart.
I unloaded my crap, paid for it, and walked out the door. Upon my arriving at the sliding doors the buzzers went off. I am thinking to myself..Oh great..
But knowing I just went thru the checklane they told me to go ahead.
I get to my van and get the bags out of the cart, where at the bottom of my cart I notice my ugly earrings. Under normal circumstances I would of went back in and paid for them. Guess this was not normal circumstances.
More proof I am going to hell. I am a thief. I think I would be be-headed in Biblical times.
Funny thing is, I did not feel one bit bad about it. Almost giddy..HA Target, how ya like me now?
Watch your purses and fine jewels in my presence. I feel I have turned a new leaf, one I wont be using regular tender in exchange for goods and services.
And I look smashing in my ugly earrings...Smashing indeed.