quick question at the bottom..**
Today is the day...My Blondie Bee loses 2 teeth..And with her summer tan she is looking more and more like blonde headed Mexican.
and I have seen them, and their roots
we are headed off to the petting zoo afterward. Picture this if you will. Blondie Bee with bloody gauze in her mouth, attracting some form of animal who smells blood..They will chase us, they will tackle us, and it will peck both our eyes out...I will be sure to capture portions on film, until my eyes get pecked out..Then it will just be my screams and the dirt and rocks on the ground, some shoes running, and one lonely person saying " should we call 911 or something?"
See what Target has done to me? It has made me have a bad view on a certain race...I was never a bigot before..This is all thanks to Target. But its not all Targets fault. It is partly the weird Mexicans I see faults..I mean they parade around with no teeth, no English, and halatosis, kids not dressed and crapping in the toy ailse...
But I will say this..Today is a new day, for Bossy got a new job. I am still thinking of working one night per week so I can keep my discount, after all I was a Target whore before this whole fiasco happened that turned me sour...Well before I knew they paid less than peanuts.
I will be making 3 bucks more an hour, and I can take my computer to work, so I can still work on my books and download porn if I so wish..
Ok I have a question. You know when the military groups will march they say " hup, two , three four?"...All my life I thought they were saying HUT , two, three , four"..I was enlightened today while watching Who wants to be a millionaire..I have been wrong for over 30 years..There must be some sort of special place in moran jail for me.
Oh and you know what else happened today? Of course you don't, you weren't there. So I will tell you. While I was in for my interview I had my window opened less than half way down, maybe one fourth down...Not a lot...I get back into my mini van to find a bird had shit on my steering wheel...What the hell?..Did a bird spot me on my way in and say " I am gonna squeeze me tiny bird as% in her window and crap all over her steering wheel"
How does this happen? The bird must of actually roamed thru my van, it better not of stole anything...
Mr. Shaky Pants informed me today that he has officially become a man..On this day he is now a man...Why you may ask? Because he bought his first spreader. No not middle age spread, a spreader for the lawn to kill all the grass, I mean weeds...My baby boy is growing up so fast..I may need to catch the moment with Kodak..Moments like this we shan't forget..
Rememebr the girl last summer who my Butch bee was kissing, well the little tramp is back, she was gone all winter...
I am going to revamp my blog roll, get rid of ones I dont read or dont blog anymore, if I read you but your not on my list let me know..I have a bunch I want to add, but have not done it yet..and if any of you read some really funny blogs, let me know..I am looking for some new ones to read..thank you;)
I want to either get a nose ring or another tattoo which would bring me to 6 tattoos..i cant decide which...what do you think?