Monday, June 12, 2006

She Bop

My featured artist this week is that crazy kook Cyndi Lauper...Moving on..

Ok I have talked about "ugly kid" before. I do not like this kid. He is part devil, part elf, and part snips and snails and puppy dog tails. Yes that is a lot of parts.

Anyhoo, Saturday morning my Butch Bee wanted me to take him to Toys R US so he could finish using his gift card he got for his birthday..3 months ago..

So being the cool, hip mutha that I am, we go. And of course he heads right to the Star Wars asile. He gets two star wars dolls..I mean action figures..

Later that day he wants to go play at "ugly kids" house. And he takes his new toys over to show him so they can play..Well hours later I send Blondie bee and Mr Shaky pants over to get him..He comes home crying.

Come to find out when my Butch Bee went into "ugly kids" house to relieve himself, he came back out and one of his new toys were missing..Mr Shaky Pants said "ugly kid" wouldn't let him look in his blue box..Because he has secret shit in there..

OH HELL KNOW....I tell Butch to get his shoes on and him and I will go settle this ..I walk down there and we knock on the door...The big door is open I can see no one is around..Butch says he thinks they are in the basement..I tell him we will just go out back and look around the sandbox, because maybe he really did lose it..

well a few minutes later "ugly kid" shows his face. I say to him.." Where is Butch's new toy, he said he went to the bathroom and he came back and it was gone..."

" I don't know, I didn't see it"

"oh really ugly kid? Did it just get up and walk away? Things don't just disappear."

" well let me go check to see if I accidentally put it in my blue box.."

" ok ugly kid, I think you better."

now this is the same blue box he would not let Mr shaky pants look in to find it.

A few minutes later ugly kid comes out with my sons toy. I say in front of ugly kid..Butch never bring toys here that you don't want stolen.

On the way home my son says ..." Mom, your such a bad ass"

ok, he really did not say it, but he was thinking it, I know it..At that moment I was his hero....10 minutes later..I was not..Such as life

My weight watchers must be working a little. Mr Shaky Pants told me Saturday..

" you need to buy some new jeans, it looks like you have crap in your pants"..

Oh, you love me..You really love me..

man he can be a butt wad...And yes, I said butt wad.


Last Thursday I decide instead of walking my normal 4 miles around the lake I will ride my bike around, twice..Which all in total would be about 10 miles..That is counting the way there and back again..

well today is the first day I have been able to sit flat on my rear..I need to duct tape a pillow to my seat. I hate that first bike ride of the season, it leaves you feeling bruised in places you should not under normal circumstances..

oh something bad happened..My baby boo bee and Mr shaky were flippin thru channels and they landed on The Lawrence Welk Show..She loves that show.

At the end he says.." Boo, I love this show.."

and my boo says " me, me , me too daddy"

yes, she stutters a bit...What are you gonna do about it?

Bee Real


Princess said...

Saving his action figure or not, im sure your still his hero :)

Spoil yourself and get yourself some new jeans!! :D

I dont konw who or what The Lawrence Welk Show is.


Fantastagirl said...

The Lawrence Welk Show is evil...just the mere mention of hte name brings back nightmares of watching it with the great-grandparents....

Get your self some new jeans!!!

Way to save the star wars dolls! (I mean active figures)... you are a hero!

Peggy said...

what a hero! Lawrence Welk was on when I was a kid many many many years ago and he sucked then too.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

not sure if I am still the hero or not..but the lawrence welk show was a show that was on back in the 70's (i think)..crappy variety show..crappier than sonny and cher.

thankfully I have never had to watch it..until now that is...

it warms my heart to hear you say that:)

Britmum said...

I can't stand kids like that. Its totally out of order and I am glad that you got Butch bee his toy back. You almost want to tell your child to pinch one of his toys but I know that is soooo wrong but it just makes you mad.

You handle it well Bossy.

just_tammy said...

A one and a two and (a bubble bubble)...good night, sleep tight, and pleasant dreams (bubble) to (bubble) you (bubble bubble)! Thanks ever so much for that flash back.

Way to save the action figure. Funny how our hubbies are the push overs and we are the ones who take action. Hey, does that make us action figures?! Sounds like your figure is better than mine right now!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well u would hate this kid..he has even used my backyard as his own personal " washroom" if you catch my drift..

and I am thinking that "pinching on of his toys" is stealing one of his toys in Amrecian it:)

as a matter of fact I have been thinking of making an action figure that resmeblems me...I am afterall the super mom of this hive..

but I dontt hink I could get enough plastic for the girls..

so u like LW dont you..I knew it..

JD's Rose said...

Lets beat up the ugly kid.

Jerry said...

*champagne bubbles*
"Good night, sleep tight and pleasant dreams to you
Here's a wish and a prayer that every dream comes true
And now 'til we meet again
Adios, au revior, auf weidersehen.....Good Night!" *more champagne bubbles*

Bossy, If these words mean nothing to you, ask Boo Bee and Mr. Shaky Pants.

Cliff Morrow said...

You are my hero. You have replaced Superman in my mind.
Have you thought about a career in law enforcement??
"Hi kids, my name is Officer B. Britches, and I'm here to tell you not to drink, smoke, or cuss,,,er cussing is ok, but don't drin... well don't do drugs". Umkaay??? "And one more thing kids, don't take other kids toys or you'll get to meet Officer Britches 57 magnum"!!!
OR....."Warden Double B". (that won't work for you, will it??)

Granny said...

I like Cyndi too.

Lawrence Welk. Everything stopped for that show at my mil's house in Arkansas.

Believe it or not, the last time I checked, the PBS station in Fresno was running it. PBS?

just_tammy said...

You have gotten some great comments out of this one!!! Beyond cracking me up!

Guess you missed the tone of my LW comment. For hours later I had that running through my little mind. When I've wanted to drive the kids nuts, I've sung that to them before they go to sleep including the bubble part. Sick and twisted as always! That sucker is still on PBS around these parts.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I second that one gilr;)

I jsut consluted with Boo Bee..and she confirms it all..

I cant stop lauging..

yes PBS is where the watch it..I am going to stop giving money to PBS stat.

PBS here too....I need to stop dontaing money becuase they obviously dont know what to do with the money..geesh

Mrs. Diamond said...

you go mama!! LOL

Felecia said...

I love it! My mom used to rescue me the same way when I was a kid; one time this rather portly fellow threw a rock and beamed me square in the eye awarding me my first shiner; my single take-no-$hit mom grabbed a baseball bat and did that thing where she slapped it into her other hand as she had a WORD with portly mean kid... it was the highlight of my childhood!)

Good job Bossy!

PS... I'm giong to give you another dream to have at...

Marel Lecone said...

I would want to kill the kid, for sure. Great job on saving the day! :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

mrs d,
dont you know it;)

portly fellers with rocks are never a good sign..
oh gosh I have forgotten all about my dreams..shoot..I hope I have not missed anyone..ok I will work on it..

the kids has come cloers to death then his parents know;)

Michele_3 said...

Go Mama Bee!
Don't let anyone mess with your kids things girl!
I'm the same way.............

My mom use to watch "Lawerence Welk" back when i was little with my grandmother- never cared for it myself..I'd run out of the room when it came on..

Ooh! I use to be such a "Cindi Lauper" fan-I had alot of her albums- she was so cool!
"Girls just wanna have fun" is the best..LOL!
Take care~

Jamie Dawn said...

That is SO big time, ultra cool that you got his toy back!!! That ugly kid is ugly in more ways than one.
Ugly outside and IN.
Butch Bee needs to cross him off his list of friends.
We are Star Wars fans, but I promise I won't steal any of Butch's, action figures.


Cute photos in your previous post. I suppose you tweezed those brows, which I didn't see. I hope you don't ever wear a green colored nose stud. It might be misaken for a wayward booger. :-)

Wear sunscreen!! Don't overdo the sun thing. It is dangerous.
That's just the mommy in me saying those protective things.

Jamie Dawn said...

Hooray on the weight loss!!!

Have your hubby notice is a GOOD thing.

Michele_3 said...

Forgot to say "cute nose ring"
did it hurt?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

we moms have to stick up for our helpless little bess dont we..haha

your right about that..he is ugly inside and out..but guess where my two loder bees are right ugly kids house jumping on his trampoline..will they ever learn?

I was thinking of wearing a green one on st pattys day..should I forgo that?

it hurt a tiny bit..not too bad..

keesh said...

What is it with kids now a days? My friend had the same problem with one of her sons "friends." It got so bad that he could no longer have him over. The kid was taking stuff right from their house! WTF! And for the record, I think you are a BAD ASS!

Kendra Lynn said...

Wow...what a NICE friend. Lands' sakes.
I just bought scott some star wars figures for Father's Day. Yep, that's right. He collects Star Wars legos and figurines. LOL


Bossy♥'s YOU said...

aww shucks, you think I am a bad ass:)

dont worry, my hubby loves that crap too:)

~Deb said...

My girlfriend always says, "You have an area of a triangle in your ass!" Whenever I lose a few pounds. I never really understood that saying---but I guess it means I'm carrying a shitbag around... I don't know what's worse, losing a few pounds or looking like a crapped myself.

I feel for you- but congrats on the weight loss! It's challenging! I'm still trying to lose a few myself...well more than a few...oy! I'm Italian. Nuff said.

~Deb said...

P.S. That kook lives in my neighborhood. She's one flighty bird!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

glad I am not the only one carrying around a shitload..haha

well I bet there is never a dull moment in your neck of the woods..

I am acctually not a fan persay, just like a couple songs

Working Mom said...

Way to put Ugly Kid in his place!

Go out and buy yourself some new jeans- you deserve it!!

Jennifer said...

There is always that one ugly kid in every neighborhood. My kid is only two, so I have a few years before we have to deal with that. But I know when she ready to go play a ugly kid will be there.

Through a Glass Darkly said...

I love the stream-of-conscious writing in your blog. Very amusing.

We also watched Lawrence Welk as kids. That was only in the '80's. All those bubbles! All those polkas! What more could one want?