Monday, January 14, 2008

Ok, the unthinkable has happened to me. I am totally devastated. I am weeping as a type this, sobbing uncontrollably.


Guess what happened? Go on, Guess.

My no good for nothing kids hid High School Musical 2 on me. they told me it was for my own good, they told me it was for the best..

they are now hog tied in a cellar until they bring forth my movie..

sonsabitches.

Saturday was my moms 50th birthday. I know, she seems young to have a kid that is almost 33. Wanna know how my mom is 50 with a 32 year old?

Its called teenage pregnancy....read up on it...

Here are a couple pics from Saturday night.






Here we all are, my mom is there next to my best pal whom is always very pale, I am there up top...the rest, well, they are co-workers of moms, so I cant really tell ya who the are...

Here is one of me, mom and pale girl..




Thursday is pale girls birthday, so we are going out ALL week long..apparently she has to celebrate for the whole week...thats how she rolls.

Saturday I was asked to participate in the Wii-fest Karaoke contest this coming Friday..

I am unsure if i want to....I don't mind singing for drunks, but when I am doing it in front of people who are judging me, I am liable to put a cap in someones ass if they bad mouth me..

But you'll have that.

Oh and Guess what? Look at what I did over the weekend too..




I am lucky to live where this can occur in the dead of winter...We are just frolicking around like its the middle of June or something..

See look what the temp was Sunday..









Not too shabby huh?...nice balmy 102..Perfect January weather.

Ok, I lied, that was in June..

u guys are too smart to be fooled.

sonofabitch

41 comments:

Groovy Mom said...

I'm not. Too smart that it. I was totally fooled and about ready to pack my bags and come visit you. What is Wii-fest karaoke?

Flip Flop Momma said...

Groovy Mom,
I am not so sure what it is all I know is its a a *estival in the summer...

But thats all I know;)

Doozie said...

I'm going to have to back the kids on this one





flaccid

Tom said...

Wow, your Mom is only a couple and 1/2 years older than me! Your friend Steph really is pale...how come?
Pale or not, she's pretty. Hide something they like and make a trade.

Anonymous said...

Gotta move south, it was 70 degrees here for three days last week. We had to mow the grass again! I even saw a snake. This week, not so lucky. Calling for snow by the end of the week. (that means a dusting of white all over....nothing major)

Flip Flop Momma said...

doozer,
shame on u.

tom,
thats just the way she is..pale..

Anny,
I dont wanna hear it, stop ur braging;)

Rachel said...

I hope the kids aren't still hog tied in the cellar!! I guess that'll learn'em to hide things from you. You must have been taking lessons from Jamie Dawn on child rearing!!

Gette said...

You do know if that's a WeFest contest you'll have to sing country, right?

Flip Flop Momma said...

Rachel,
until they give me my movie, they will see no sunliight;)

Gette,
yup.....another reason I will not B particapting...

Foster Communications said...

Your kids are funny. I turned on the TV this afternoon and there was this movie on Lifetime with your lovah. He was an autistic teenager who ran cross country but got lost, etc. I think it was called Miracle Run

Katie said...

Birthday week is good, birthday month is better. So much drinking to be done.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Jessica,
hmm...im gonna have to catch that one...

Katie,
well i* I still drank maybe, a*ter new years...I swore it o**...im still not over that:)

Scarlet said...

What a fun group! I can't believe your mom is so young, but then I didn't think you were in your 30s either.

Look at you...big hot flip flop momma in the kiddie pool. That's a great pic of you!

Flip Flop Momma said...

scarlet,
gosh, do I even wanna know how old u thought i was...hop*ully not in my 40's;)

yup. thats me in all my hottness glory in the kiddie pool;)

Working Mom said...

Damn, I want to go out....

Looks like you all had a good time!

Fantastagirl said...

Make them eat PB & J until they return the DVD...

1 plus twins said...

give me your address i will go buy you hsm 2 and send it too you!! don't you worry you will have your fix again soon. lol

happy birthday to your mom and your friend.

don't worry bout being judged i am sure you will get rave comments and reviews.

the weather is warming up here. it was 70 degrees, it is supossed to be a nice week. sorry it is so shitty there.

Jamie Dawn said...

We've had such nice weather this winter, I nearly fell for your hitonious lie.
My mom and dad are young parents too, so I understand the whole teenage prego thing.
My parents got married at ages 17 & 19 (the ages of my kids now), then had me ten months later. Ten months! They are lucky I wasn't born early, or tongues would have been wagging!!
Please untie your kids. They will be missed at school and then child services will come knocking on your door.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Working Mom,
get ur ass here...I have a drink w/your name on it.

*antsagirl,
yeah, but they would love that:)

1Pt,
well, its a country music, so i wont be entering:)

I think I know where its at...little pissers.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Jamie,
surly u knew better then to *all *or my hitonious lie..hehe

Well, i* u insist I let then out...I will, cause aunt jaime said so:)

just_tammy said...

That's pretty darn *unny until the HM2 addict *lips out. Cracks me up when you can't type an '*'...

Good luck in your search!

Flip Flop Momma said...

tam,
well do 2 techincal di**iculties, my other laptop is not being used right now..

*ucking thing..

just_tammy said...

Forgot to ask if that was your early April Fool's joke! That was great. If I put up a kiddy pool right now, I'd have a baby skating rink.

Have a great Monday! There - that's my joke for the day!

Flip Flop Momma said...

tam
no, thas my wedding annivesary april *ools day...

it was just a bad case o wish*ul thinking, the pool and the 102 degrees...

oh well.....

Yippeeskip said...

Does no one else see the irony in calling your kids sonsabitches? Too friggin funny!!!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Yippe,
hubby always says the same thing..

CMB said...

Happy Birthday to Mom!! Sorry to hear the kids got the best of you. I hope you kicked their asses (hehehehe).

Haphazardkat said...

your kids are brilliant. BRILLIANT!! hehehehe

Flip Flop Momma said...

cmb,
one thing i am good at is ass kicking;)

kat,
they are bad seeds those kids.

Packof2 said...

Happy Bday to mom!

Nap Warden said...

I was totally fooled! You have to do the karaoke contest...just to blog about it...and fwiw, you need to let go of HSM 2. Really, it's for the best;)

Patti said...

Girl you are too crazy!

Kelly said...

102 - really~ Holy cow!

I haven't seen the High School Musical movies. Am I missing out?

Michael Manning said...

A girl I grew up with in my old neighborhood was asked to leave a restaurant with Karaoke after everyone got up and left while she was singing drunk off key. She is banned! Tell us what you wind up singing!

Slick said...

Was about to say....swimming in jan?

Please...

Untie them kids....how they gonna serve you drinks and fix your meals while they're tied up?!

Southern Sage said...

we are wearing shortie britches down here!!
Looks like y'all had a big ole time!

Mr. Fabulous said...

So...is your mom seeing anyone?

Flip Flop Momma said...

Pack2,
thanks..

Nap Warden,
well its country music, so I wont be doing it, I DONt DO country;)

haha, I fooled u:)

Patti,
this is true.

Kelly,
NO NO NO...it was a joke, that was in June...I only dream about having tha kind of weather in Jan.

Your missing out if you havent seen number 2...but he is mine so dont even try to steal him.


MM<
I hear people every weekend who should be escorted out...no such luck though.


Slick,
u wanna come take a dip w/me?..I know u do.


SS,
I am too, only I cant leave the house cause its like negative 20 right now..

Flip Flop Momma said...

Mr fab,
nope...u wanna date her?..ha

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Well hell, you shouldn't have told us any different when it came to the temperature. My ass was believeing it and hatin'.

I'm retarded like that!

Happy Birthday to yo momma!

Flip Flop Momma said...

PP,
no, dont tell me your a retard, I cant deal with that;)