Wednesday, January 09, 2008

I think im gonna kill myself

For those of u who dont know, the title is an Elton John song, it kinda sums up my feelings as of bare with me as we go on this painful journey together.

First off, Def Leppard announced the rest of the dates, not a one in my neck of the forest..SO this means I need to drive 16 hours to Michigan...

My mom is trying to talk me into going to see Bon Jovi. They at least have the common decency to come to the twin cities..

but I just don't fancy Bon Jovi as I do my Lepps...

So I guess I'm driving to Michigan alone, as my mom don't wanna go...

AND I will be seeing Bon Jovi..

its a no win situation for me people..

If I would not of stopped drinking I would head up and get a good drunkard on right now.


Next up I will show you some hitonius photos from New Years..u can all thank Jamie Dawn for that word, she made it up.

Lets take a looksy loo at this...

notice my eyeliner, its oozing off the side of my face..

notice my hair, its kinda all slicked back like some sort of mofia kingpin.

notice how I am looking very closely at the monitor, like there is porn showing on it or something.

notice how it looks like I am giving the mic a good..B-job.

good times, good times..

This is me and my BFF....This whole night is a blur....a big fat blur..

Notice my glass of Vodka and OJ, see all the straws in it? Those are all my straws from all my drinks, and this was only 2 hours into the bash...

Hence while I was sick with the new years flu the next two days..

Moving on....

I am thinking of getting a wash tub and board to go with our nice line drying in the laundry room.. is the clothes drying...and i use the term dry very loosely.

Now you sick perverts divert your eyes from the under garments hanging..

thank u and amen.

But on the plus side, look what I am watching..

yup, High School Musical Deuce..
He kinda looks like a young Rob likey..
Well, I need to go figure some shit out...
Oh and my song is just about on...I need to go get my groove on...


1 plus twins said...

he really does look like a young rob lowe.

hey if they are in az you can come here and stay with us and we can go. and if bud sponsers it my hubby can get us in for free in the bud suite. all the food and drink you want!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

hmm...tempting....I dont rmeber if they are going there or not..I need 2 check.

Flip Flop Momma said...

nope, closest they are to u is Las Vegas..

fuckers I tell u...

Scarlet said...

He's adorable, but he does not look 20. He's pushing 16!

Katie said...

Looks like you had quite the evening!

Katie said...

Looks like you had quite the evening!

Tee said...

That's cool that you have a BFF. I haven't had one for a long time - so be thankful for that :)

Fantastagirl said...

Looks like you had a great time!

Flip Flop Momma said...

I did some checking and he was born in 1987...I have sources..hehe


well she is pretty swell, thats for sure..

I was sick for 2 days after that night...not good.

Nap Warden said...

I never put that together...totally young Rob Lowe!

Anonymous said...

i thought bj'S WERENT UR FORTE!
im for it
and ur undergarments don't look naughty
u must be a democrat
the republican women wear much naughtier drawers, well those that wear them
please tell ur 878776565443 viewers to carry their asses over to my blog and comment
tell 'em i'm pretty
tell 'em

Flip Flop Momma said...

doesnt he though? could be his love child.

I dont wash my naughtys in the washer, those are hand washed for Gods sake..

damn dont u know nuttin about the care of undergarments?

EVERYONE...go see SS...he is pretty and all that shit..

there i told em..

IamDerby said...

sorry about your Lepps... that bites they arent coming closer. I do love me some BonJovi though, enjoy that!

Flip Flop Momma said...

although I fancy Bon Jovi, it doesnt make my heart go pitter patter, ya no what I mean...

Packof2 said...

U don't like Bon Jovi? WTH???

Cliff said...

re your last post, by the time your son is president we'll all be living in poverty. It looks like the dems are gonna take down any business that makes money. You know, the corporations that pay everyone their salaries.
I like rich people. Thats where we're supposed to get our money. Not the government, because we are the government.

Flip Flop Momma said...

no, I do like Bon Jovi, but if I had a choice, I would rather see u know who..

I have been known to rock out to living on a prayer a time or two or three..

Well if he becomes president, we will all be in the crapper together then....

as most Amreicans are already living there..

CMB said...

Your posts really crack me up - thank you! Being from NJ, I am a bigger Bon Jovi fan than Def Leppard - however - I would go see Def Leppard in a second. In high school I was the Bon Jovi chick and my best friend Karen was the Def Leppard chick. Is Def Leppard coming to NJ? You could come visit me.

Flip Flop Momma said...

yes they are going there...they are doing a lot of east coast shows for some reason and NO midwest dates..

I have been the def leppard chick since 8th grade..haha..

Its the only band I pay for front row seats too;)

1 plus twins said...

hey vegas is only 4 hours, straight drive. come on out and we will go on a road trip. you say you follow them everywhere!!

Anonymous said...

ok, when you first said you thought little man looked like a young Rob Lowe- me fan of RL since 1980something said- she is CRAZY. But that scene you froze, he looks like... a young Rob Lowe. I think I'm crushin'. Especially since I can't get my Brothers and Sisters fix yet...

And thanks for the tip -I was about to go look up hitonius
feeling all illterate, until you told me it was made up. Phew, I can keep my grandiose dillusions of smartypantsness. :)

Flip Flop Momma said...

I just oredered tix for the grand rapids michigan floor one row about 5 rows back, cant beat that..

Mrs Parker,
he looks like RL huh?...He really does..

Yes Hitonoius is a made up word meaning "worse then hidious"


so your not stupid.

KrazyMom said...

Soo, when are you hitting MI again??

Jamie Dawn said...

It's so wonderful to get back to blogging again and to come here and hear you whining and bitching again.
My blog reads would not be complete without you!
You are starting off the New Year in hitonious and hilarious style!! Rock on, my friend!!!!
The booze was flowing at my parents' house, but I refrained from drinking. My parents, brother, and friends drank like fish, so they made up for me. Beer, wine, and champagne were disappearing bottle by bottle very quickly that night.
Too bad about the Def Lepps not coming there.
Don't they know you're their number one fan??!!!
Well, if I lived nearby, I'd go with you on that hitonious drive to see them.

Flip Flop Momma said...

The show is April Gradn Rapids..

I just going to the show and then home..we are flying in to the GR airport and staying at the hotel attached to the arean, then leaving for home the next day,,

SO no plans for the thumb unforuntaly....

Well just knowing u would make the hitonious drive with me, melts my heart jamie..

themuttprincess said...

As president of their fan club, didn't they run that past you first?

Sheesh, the nerve of them!!!!

Humincat said...

That first picture looked like you were hitting a b... well, nevermind. I also think, since you don't remember, that your friend probably copped a feel, cause she is all over ya'll again. You and your hubby, normal pose, her, falling all over you! J/k, I can tell she is just one of those touchy-feely hugger types (that get their friends drunk and then molest them) HAHAHAHAHA!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

u would think so wouldnt ya?..sonsabitches;)

OMG, she is like that..she does molest poeople when she is drunk..for real

Gette said...

Put a fan in the laundry room. It helps.

Flip Flop Momma said...

I mentioned that to him a a week ago...

This whole thing just sucks.