For those of u who dont know, the title is an Elton John song, it kinda sums up my feelings as of now...so bare with me as we go on this painful journey together.
First off, Def Leppard announced the rest of the dates, not a one in my neck of the forest..SO this means I need to drive 16 hours to Michigan...
My mom is trying to talk me into going to see Bon Jovi. They at least have the common decency to come to the twin cities..
but I just don't fancy Bon Jovi as I do my Lepps...
So I guess I'm driving to Michigan alone, as my mom don't wanna go...
AND I will be seeing Bon Jovi..
its a no win situation for me people..
If I would not of stopped drinking I would head up and get a good drunkard on right now.
Next up I will show you some hitonius photos from New Years..u can all thank Jamie Dawn for that word, she made it up.
Lets take a looksy loo at this...
notice my eyeliner, its oozing off the side of my face..
notice my hair, its kinda all slicked back like some sort of mofia kingpin.
notice how I am looking very closely at the monitor, like there is porn showing on it or something.
notice how it looks like I am giving the mic a good..B-job.
good times, good times..
This is me and my BFF....This whole night is a blur....a big fat blur..
Notice my glass of Vodka and OJ, see all the straws in it? Those are all my straws from all my drinks, and this was only 2 hours into the bash...
Hence while I was sick with the new years flu the next two days..
I am thinking of getting a wash tub and board to go with our nice line drying in the laundry room..
Look...here is the clothes drying...and i use the term dry very loosely.
Now you sick perverts divert your eyes from the under garments hanging..
thank u and amen.
But on the plus side, look what I am watching..
yup, High School Musical Deuce..
He kinda looks like a young Rob Lowe....me likey..
Well, I need to go figure some shit out...
Oh and my song is just about on...I need to go get my groove on...