I have been waiting feverishly all day checking the Def Leppard Official Site as they were suppose to announce the rest of the American tour dates Monday..
I waited and waited..checked and checked...
and as of press time, nothing...
I am thisclose to putting caps in someones ass.
What, do they think I have all day to sit around and check?
Ok they are right, I do.
My son has informed my mom, that when he is president, he is going to make everyone who ever done him wrong live in poverty and in the slums, and the people who are nice to him will live in wealth.
im thinking he MUST be a Repulican....
Its ok though, I am use to living in poverty....I mean I have NO dryer for Christ sake.
Speaking of dryers, it leads me to a thought I have.
I know I must be going to hit the change soon...I will give u a few reasons why I suspect menopause is near.
*I hate racket...
*I am wearing slippers as of late
*I need to eat dinner BY 5pm
*I want a new vacuum
*I freeze leftovers
*I like Bengay
*I feel the need for Metamucil at times
*I think I might have a cataract...or else my contacts need a good scrubbing.
* I think I may need to elevate my bed, as at night I get a burnin in my throat if I eat something spicy at noon.
See, am I right? Do you think these are all signs of my impending change?
I have been praying for this for years now...
I cant wait to start getting facial hair...I will be the shit then.
Look, this is the kids...This is a forced pose...
This is them with their normal pose..
See, they eyes are fixated on the tellie..
But no, its NOT High School Musical, cause if we were watching that now, I sure as hell wouldn't be wasting my time here right now.
But good news though, I am not a pedophile after all, I found out the little boy in that movie is 20....He is not jail bait after all...
I don't feel so dirty when I dream now..