Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Gypsy

So, lets see...What can I tell you?

Oh ok, I know...I hate lazy people, and me being a self proclaimed lazy person, I indeed don't like seeing other people do nothing..This all refers back to my work of course. How these people manage to keep day jobs is really beyond me..Damn, that's all I can say.

For some reason I still am not feeling quiet right. It seems lazy to say this, but all I want to do is sleep all day..I cant of course, but if I could, I would take full advantage of it. I do manage to clean, cook and work..only one job now people...See I am a damn slacker now..., bathe, beat my kids, pack lunches, workout, and kick puppies, so maybe it aint all that bad after all huh?

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I ordered my plane ticket for my big trip to the ocean next month. Yea, that set me back a bit..

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Mr Shaky has been telling me he would like to send me to Rock and roll Fantasy Camp. I am like " r u freaking serious?"...

If I were a kid, and was "dying" that would be what I would waste my make a wish on...But I am a grown up, and we don't get wishes....And that sucks ass.

He also told me he would get me liposuction, since that is something I am always throwing in the air, being I am fat and lazy...

I said to him..Rock and roll camp and liposuction?...So I cant be a rocker chick with my arse as big as it is huh?..I know lots of fat rocker chicks.

aww well....

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Blondie was sick the other day..She vomited all over my bed the other morning. It was pure joy. And me being as lazy as I am, I threw a blanket over it, and continued to lay there for a bout 20 minutes..

oh I did get up and wash the bedding, but not right away...See lazy.

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Butch brought home his class picture today..I noticed a few things, the kids were in three groups..

I mean I grouped them, it did not state this on said photo

First group is kids whose hair was not brushed for said picture day

I mean , all parents know its picture day...Why not put a brush threw ur kids hair for this ONE freaking day..Damn people.

Second group the severely obese chitlins

damn people, u r the parents...Stop letting your kids eat shit, dumb asses.

Third Group of kids..faces only a mother could love..


since my sons hair is always combed nice and neat, AND he is not obese cause his momma don't let him eat garbage....

I will let u guess what category he falls into.

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OK, this is all I have for today...

I will try and post again in a few days...If I make it that long.

I am thinking maybe I must be part bear and my body is trying to have me hibernate till spring, cuz God knows how much I hate winter...That God, he is always lookin out for me He is.

Bee Real

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

i won best looking I was first to post!!!!
yeeee haaaawwwww
im with you on kids eating junk
i mean how friggin hard is it?
no you cant have that
no
no
no
its easy really
dont bring that trash home to begin with
since the gov't hasnt seen fit to send the kids welfare checks directly they cant et it themselves!
js

Peggy said...

its okay to sleep all the time just set the alarm and get up long enough to post so we have a bossy fix. LOL

eyes_only4him said...

Cracker,
yes the kids arent buying the twinkies and frito lays them selves..and I mean buy your kids a brush if u aint fixen to brush it for them..

Peggy,
aww, not sure anyone really needs a fix now a days, I just dont feel the love like I use to:)

aatank said...

Well I guess next time your in town I won't ask to meet for lunch because I am one of those lazy people you hate. That's right if you catch my new post I believe in a round about way that I say I'm to lazy to work.

I only worry about what my kids look like when we go out in public. On weekends they do what ever they want. (lazy parenting).

I was checking on tickets to Florida in March, $1000 for my family. We decided to wait until next year. Remember the ocean has sharks~stay away.

Princess said...

Still not well? :( Well, im comin over to make you chicken soup.
Where is your plane ticket too? Tell us more....

*hugs* get better so you can post more! ;)

xoxo

eyes_only4him said...

Cracker lover,
amen brohter, preach it.

Aatank,
hell honey, I admit I am lazy, its all good honey...when I come home, we are not only gonna go out for lunch (or dinner whatevr) but we are gonna go raise hell at Boots salon..haha

on the weekends my kids (if my shaky is in charge) will remain in the sam pj's all weekend...but so does he too...

1000 bucks?..well that is 4 people..levae the damn kids at home..:)

Princess,
well i am waiting for my soup, but i prefer tomato:)

I am going to visit my sister..she lives on the east coast, on the ocean front, and I hate the ocean:)

Raggedy said...

Get well soon!
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Anonymous said...

oh sugar, i can bring it, i mean i can shell down the corn, shuck it right on down to the cobb! Sorry assed parents are without excuse. I'm sure there are circumstances that are beyond the controll of 4 or 5 people in the US but all the others should take control. When you die ALL you have to leave is the worth of your kids
thats it
do it right
js

eyes_only4him said...

raggedy,
thank you sweety:)

Cracker,
your right..although I must say this..and i am NOT defending people hab=ving fat kids by any means..

it was just me and my sister, I was super sick skinny, she was super piglet fat..we ate the same shit, my mom packed us the same lunch, she did not allow us to eat shit, nor did she buy it..

she still tops the scales in the mid 200's i think..havent seen her for a while, but i will see her ina few weeks..

anyway...sometimes its not alwyas the paerents fault, but most of the time it is:)

:)

Anonymous said...

i'm widja
it aint always the folks fault but mostly it is
i mean come on now
like I said I'm fatter than I oughta be
I'm bumpin up against 2 dollars and fiddy cents
i oughta back outta the grub
but goddang have u ever watched a fat kid??? everytime they are spoiled
everytime
thats gotta be the folks
im sure some people are heavy by birth but im thinkin thats an excuse and the fat kids by genetics are few and far between
js

Anonymous said...

CHEER UP CHARLIE!

Hope things get better soon.

Neurotic1 said...

I can't stand people that feed their kids junk all the time. My parents get on my case because I really watch what Dorcas eats! Sorry but the kid is hyper enough without all that caffeine, sugar, and red dye! Buying plane tickets sucks ass. Just spent $800 yesterday to go home for a wedding in March. Most expensive wedding I have ever been in! Better be lots of good food and free beer!

Neurotic1 said...

I can't stand people that feed their kids junk all the time. My parents get on my case because I really watch what Dorcas eats! Sorry but the kid is hyper enough without all that caffeine, sugar, and red dye! Buying plane tickets sucks ass. Just spent $800 yesterday to go home for a wedding in March. Most expensive wedding I have ever been in! Better be lots of good food and free beer!

Anonymous said...

Guess you really are off your rocker if you are going to visit your sister you've told us all about. Unless you have another sister we don't know about, what possessed you to think this was a good idea?! You're just after sainthood. Trying to make us all look bad.

Can you feel the love? I can't hear you! CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE?! Now I can crawl back under my rock.

eyes_only4him said...

Cracker,
parents need to make sure the little chubs arent stealing 20's from the wallets to buy twinkie at school:)

1 plus twins,
I am trying to get that WIC thing to process...but I think they want a birth certifacte;)

Hails,
I love that song;)

Neortic1,
800? I hope that is for more then one person..it cost me bout 250 just for me to fly there...one year I got a deal I took me and two of the kids to MI only 99 per person..i have not seen a deal of that nataure since..

I plan on flying to the homeland in the spring or summer and want to take Boo with me..I am hoping to find such a deal;)

eyes_only4him said...

Tammy,
oh, I am NOT going to see her, she had a baby two months ago, I am going to see if its still alive;)

I am flying from here to detroit, and on the flight from detroit to Norfork I am on the same plane as my dad and step mom...isnt that funny?..ok maybe not, but its cool..

so i am goin to see her baby and her other two devil spawn.

I will be sporting some pics for sure;)

Anonymous said...

I so need to see those pictures! Plus I think I need some kind of proof you two are related. Never mind, I have enough proof of how different siblings turn out in my own family. Still need to see the pics. I'm sure it's going to be an interesting visit. It's good to hear you won't be doing this little trip alone. There will be two other adults to hold you back!

eyes_only4him said...

Tammy,
oh yes, there will be plenty of pics..I will show u people what she looks like...

I would never venture to her home unsupervised:)

Cliff said...

I think shaky meant he would suck on your lips and you misunderstood.
AND On movie stars big bottoms are called voluptuous.

eyes_only4him said...

Cliff,
maybe ur right, but i dont know.

and thats all good fine, but have u seen nm? I aint no movie star..im just your avrage, frumpy, tired ole hag..

sigh

Anonymous said...

Hallo! ;)
hey... what demented news!
what do you think about it?