I have had a busy few days. Lets see, I shall recap for you.
I did the following in no particular order.
*did minor cleaning
*verbally abused Mr shaky
*kicked a few puppies
*drowned a few fish
* worked out..Always do that
There, that's what is new here, what's new with you?
My mom and I are thinking of doing a 3 day 60 miles walk for breast cancer . Ya no she is missing a boob cuz of that, not sure if I ever told ya or not..Anyhoo, we looked into it and we need 2100 bucks in donations..
I am not one to go from place to place and beg for money so I can walk 60 goll damn miles. I mean its nuts, I will donate a few hundred, why cant that be good enough?..Why do I have to do ALL the leg work?..Why do I have to not only run/walk 60 miles, but also collect that kinda donations?
So it sucks ass....I want to walk my big ass off, yet I am not willing to collect donations..
Oh well, I tried.
Saturday I had to take Blondie across the state for her first wrestling match...
here are some pics.
She is doing her fancy move there to prevent that lil shit face from taking her down.
That is her after getting out of said attach....She is pretty damn good.
This is her not letting said shit face grab her legs and take her down.
This is Blondie proud of herself for not letting shit face take her down...Lets give three cheers to that..
This is her taking him down, see how she is taking him down by the legs, she is good at that....She is taking down little shit face right before your eyes..
This is her and another lil girl....That girl had one hand that had a lobster claw...
That is Blondie going for her legs..Look at her dive right in...She kicked some ass I tell you what..I know I wont mess with her anymore..
Out of all the lil poopers at the match, she got a trophy....She held that bitch the whole way home..
That little shit in the blue did choke her...Which totally pissed me off..I told him, good job at winnning that match, I may have her kick u in the nuts next time..Choking little girls so they cant get up makes u a big tough boy, ur momma must be proud..
stupid shit face..
She wrestled a bunch of kids, she got a trophy, yes she is a bad ass..
Well I have been up long enough, I need to go lay down now..
This was enough for me for one day..Yup, I am lazy...Lazy, that's me..Got a problem with that?
Remember I have a bad ass lil tot, she will kick your ass if u start some shit..Remember that.
I am not sure how it has worked out, but as I was looking thru family photo albums, I noticed that my kids are the best looking ones in the whole family...Which is not saying a whole lot, but other kids are trolls compared to mine...
I don't get it....I am not saying they are good looking , like better looking then yours, I am just saying they are better looking then any kids in my family...Our whole family is full of troll kids..
If you could only see what I mean...really..I mean really.
I just lucked out....Not only are they better looking then the rest of them, but I have one pure bad ass, and that just makes me all the prouder..
Ok, enough bragging about my bad ass girl and my non troll kids...If u think they look like trolls, that's fine, but u have not seen my nieces and nephews..
Im just sayin.