Monday, January 08, 2007

I can dream about you

I thought I might give another update..I am still alive. Still tired, still hanging at deaths door, still have one foot on a bannana peel and the other in the grave. Not lookin good.

These past few days I did a few things that should never be done. First being to take all the bees to Toys R Us. Because holy shit, my boo bee wants everything...Anything from the star wars toys to the bikes. I told her you don't even know how to ride a bike, and she says " I know momma, u teach me otay?"

No, momma don't have time, plus there is something called snow and ice, and those two elements don't work well together in the bike riding process. So will this silly string and a stuffed pig do?

Blondie got her much needed supplies for her baby alive. She has needed those diapers and baby food. Her WIC application must not of been processed yet, as I had to pay for it.

Then we all go to IHOP for lunch. We are done eating, and boo needs a box for her chicken. Rather then let me get the waitress to get her a box, she gets up, with her plate and finds anyone, gives them her plate and says " I need box for my chicken pwease"


I had a dream the other night that I was eating those tiny cassette tapes. The kind that use to be used in answering machines. Why?...What the hell is that about?

I have felt sick to my stomach ever since..

The weird thing is, in my dream, it was normal to eat the cassette tapes.

My life is not normal if being normal is eating tapes...

This is really all I have today...

Here is another tid bit of Bossy type advice..

don't pee on my leg and tell me your fish fell outta your pocket.

Take what u will..

I will be back in a few days.

Bee real


The Blog Whore said...


The Blog Whore said...

I always wanted to do that.

Neurotic1 said...

Couldn't Blondie just feed the doll some cheese and stop her up for a while? Seems cheaper and easier than a trip to the toy store!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Blog Whore,
aww, I am glad u made it:)

yea no shit....and i still didnt get her food, I thought the package had food in it, turns out it was stuff to make juice for the sippy cup that came with it..cant win e all huh?

Jamie Dawn said...

Toys R Us + Kids = Disaster

Boo Bee is such a big girl, demanding a box for her take out. I'm surprised she didn't demand the waitress to teach her to ride a bike. :)

I hope you feel well soon. Eating tiny cassette tapes is not healthy, even in dreams.

Now... I'm craving IHOP pancakes.

JD's Rose said...

Seriously Bossy, eating tapes is perfectly normal! You have nothing to worry about!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

man, I never thought about that..

well, the pancakes look good, although I stay away from them. I just get a nice sandwhich, oh and a big plate of onion rings;)

thank you...I knew it was normal:)

Cliff Morrow said...

If I pee on your leg...I'll be truthful, that's all I can promise.

Meow said...

Ummmmmmm !!
Hope you feel better soon.
Take care, Meow

Brandy said...

Sounds like a normal day out with the bees. I so need one of them days! Feel better soon!

PS... I am pretty sure I can fold myself in half to fit in a suitcase...Tee Hee!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

thank you, I love an honest man.

thank you.

kids should never leave the house in groups more then one.

well if u can fold in half. i would love to see that!

dakotablueeyes said...

baby alive huh?Yikes Oh on the box for the chicken I have wanted to do that myself cause some waitress' are just so dam slow. grrrrr.

Raggedy said...

I hope you feel better soon!
lmao at you eating those little tapes..I love wierd dreams. I wish I had more of them.
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Choppzs said...

Geese, I hate that store, especially when the kids are in tow!!

Oh and I had the wildest dream about you last night. I remember introducing myself to you by my first name and then going "Also known as Choppzs!" lol We were on some sort of mission to find another fellow blogger, and get her maid to her! lol Don't ask me, I have no idea! It was crazy!

Hope you feel better soon!

pack of 2 said...

HAHA...I would think it was sweet if a little cutie came up to me with her plate & asked for a box...LOL!

WHA??? We aren't supposed to eat the cassettes??? Why are they so small then?


Mrs. Diamond said...

ooooh i've missed you!!! :)

Michael Manning said...

Your daughter is so cool! I was Evel Knievel on a bike with training wheels on ice and snow! That's determination! Plus I loved to peel out. Don't tell me you still have one of those machines? I don't even see em in antique malls! lol and HAPPY NEW YEAR BOSSY!!!!YOU ROCK!!!!

Princess said...

Blogger ate my comment! :( I post one yesterday!

You spoil your kidies! Please be my mummy! ;) Lol

Anyways, Get better Bossy!


Ps. Boo is soooo fricken cute!!

Autumn said...

The Return of Baby Alive.

I had one when I was a kid and their asses start to smell. Later on, plastic-rot.

Have fun! :)

js said...

what if my fish really fell outta my pocket?
then what will i say?
im confused
try to stay outta the grave
im thinkin that aint that comfy!

Badoozie said...

i think people who use that old "fish fell out of my pocket" excuse are just jonesing for a good slap upside the head

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

hey guys,
its late, i just got home, i am so tired i cant think, my inards hurt, my blonide was up puking all night last night, my head hurts, my legs hurt, and i think i am pmsing..

so how was ur night...

i will post tommorw night if i all of u..

~Deb said...

Chicken at IHOP?

Rule #1 with Deb and her niece...

Never, ever bring them to Toys R Us. That means Deb goes broke before she can say, "CHARGE IT!"

And at least you weren't eating CDs. That could hurt. I hope you're doing okay over there. I miss my bossy girl!