Tuesday, January 23, 2007


I don't know where I went wrong, or at what point I totally lost control of things. Next week is Blondies birthday, I am a planner, (ok that is totally untrue) so I had Mr Shaky order her cake today. I ask Blondie what she wants on her cake. Well what she told me dumb founded me. She wants a farm on her cake. mostly horses and other live stock. I am not sure why.

I ask her what is the deal with the horses, she told me one night she had a dream she was riding a horse, now she wants one. I told her if I got everything I dreamed about, I would be married to Oprah, and have wild sex with a guy I call the blue wiggle. And we all know none of those things would be a pretty sight.

So she has her cake ordered with a farm. I have a wreslter who yearns to be a farmer. Something just don't add up here.
Do you ever dream that you cant run? Like you know how to run, but you cant get your legs to move? Like you just cant figure out why the hell you cant run? I mean you could run yesterday, but now all of a sudden your a damn retard and cant function enough to make your feet move fast. You are just kinda going in slow motion, and you know you know how to run, but you cant go more then like 1.5 miles per hour.

This dream is effecting my running nightly. Its almost like I cant figure out how to make my feet go. I literally have my speed set to running speed, but I cant keep up cuz I cant make my body run...It takes a few seconds in order to remember how to run.

I feel like a total boob. I am thinking I may have some sort brain tumor. A tumor that wants me to keep my ass fat. I hate them kinda tumors.

Not only can I not run, but now I think I may be coming down with SARS. The same SARS my bees had over the last week, only mine is much worse. Why is mine worse? Because I said it is.

Then last night we were watching animal planet, and they had hippos on. My little cute as a button boo bee looks at the hippo in the lake and says

"look momma dats you"

what the hell is that about?

I told her it aint my fault cuz I forgot how to run.

Bee Real


Karin said...

Umm running, yeah I don't have to dream I can't run I can't run. Between my ever increasing breasts to my keg shaped body running is not something I can even dream of doing. Sorry you got the SARS I had my doctor prescribe something for me to help kill it. Boo is quite the little comedian but jokes comparing weight conscience people to Hippos is going to get her killed.

1 plus twins said...

i don't need a dream to make me not run i just don't do it. lol

my son told me one day that i was a pig and said what and he said well not a fat pig but a skinny pig!! lol the things kids say. they just know how to make us feel so damn good and fat. lol

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

increasing bobby size sucks ass..I went from an A to a DD, and I cant get rid of it, I hope u arent effected the same, unless u wanna of course..hehe

and trust me, her calling me a hippo did not sit well, I am VERY weight conscious, and it bothers me..but she is three, and hell I may look like one...kids are brutally honest.

1 plus twins,
hmm, a skinny pig?..I think he was trying to save his ass..haha

Fantastagirl said...

I don't know what is going on with the water - but no running going on in this house - the boobies are too big!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yup, my boobies are way too big too..double d's i am sporting, but i pack a nice sports bra..hehe..

Kendra Lynn said...

LOL...hippos, farms and dreams where you can't run...love it.
My dream is, I am supposed to be swatting my kids rear, but I can't make my arm move...I can get it up, but when I come down to swing, it won't connect.
Maybe that is a sign that I shouldn't be giving the rare spankings that I give.


Bossy♥'s YOU said...

my only spanking dream is when I go to give em a good slap on the bum and for some reaosn i cant hit them..its like i a tapping them..when i wanna whale em one..i hate that,

wiggley cracker said...

why I can't be the blue wiggler?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well ur not him...for one, he has as exy aussie accent, then he has nice salt and pepper hair, then he wears a stunning blue shirt every day...can u top any of that?..oh and his teeth are really white..I mean like blinding...how can u compare with that crakcer?..hehe

Claire said...

Boobs + running = paaaain!


Cliff Morrow said...

"I feel like a total boob."
Okay, it may now be time for that breast reduction surgery.
btw, whats wrong with 1.5 mph. Thats my fast pace.
I'll need another farm hand in about 15 years. You know, someone to do my work while I sit around. Try to encourage Blondie.

Neurotic1 said...

Well I don't have the boob problem and I still refuse to run. I don't think I could run to the end of my driveway! Hope the SARS doesn't affect you too bad. Or the dreams. I think you need to open a big can of whoop ass for the germs!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

amen girl..pain is right.

well Blonide drew up a whole scene last night of a farm she wants to live on..it has hay, corn feilds, cows, pigs and horses..I cans end her over this summer so you can break her in ..she would be a good farm hand;)

I need to get u here and break u in on the fine art of running, I will have u running laps round your yard in no time;)

Raggedy said...

Ohhhh grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
The hippo line brought a memory just zapping back from that place in your brain you want to keep stuff you don't want to remember.
I got all dressed up for something, I don't remember what it was now. Anyway my son walks in and says Mom you look really great(I got that little warm and fuzzy) until he added for someone your age!
I don't run. I can't imagine even attempting it. I am sure you will find your legs again.
I hope you don't get the bug the kids had.
I hope they are feeling better.

Have a wonderful day!
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

~Deb said...

My analogy of your dream means that you may be holding yourself back from something……………maybe? Mind over matter- don’t let your dreams or way of thinking effect your run! Think positive girl!

kaliblue said...

Poor bossy... This whole running thing is starting to wig your brain out isn't it?. At least with lil one's wrestling career, she'll be able to take her cows down when they need to be steered or whatever it's called*giggles*.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

hmm, I woulda had your son put down for saying that..hehe

hmm, I cant think of what I could be running from, oter then these damn kids..hehe

I am afradi if my blondie lived on a farm, not only would she never make any money it cuz she would keep all the animals till the died of natrual causes, but I think she would would never get any sleep...cuz she wants me milk all the cows alone by hand..what a dumb ass.

Peggy said...

send her here for a week. After feeding, milking and cleaning up poo she will be tired of the farm and just be a professional wrestler. LOL

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I have a feeling she would never wanna leave....