Monday, January 22, 2007

U give me fever

I can some up my weekend in one word, and one word only...shitty. The one kid whom I was still talking too cuz they had not become sick, did indeed become sick. Mr Shaky was feverish and wanting me to baby him, then Blondie was needing various things such as but not limited too.

The remote
Dry cereal
Temp taken every 15 minutes
monitored her taking a shower
Combed hair

So by far I did way too much work. Plus I did something Saturday I not only hate doing,m but really have never done before.

I clipped coupons and went grocery shopping. Not only will I never go shopping again, but I could care less if we eat again.

Boo still isn't sleeping like she should, she wakes up a lot begging me to beat the crap out of her. She keeps trying to get the cat to eat her hair too.

Blondie, well she did not say much the whole weekend, other then " momma, are u sure I cant go to my wreslting match Sunday?"

Then there is The Boy. We told him after hearing 100 times he was board, to go read a book. He told me he was going to go down to the basement and turn the mute on the TV , and read the closed captioning as part of his reading regimen.

This is what Blondie looked like all weekend.

Notice the red cheeks, messed up hair, waded up Kleenex in hand, glassy eyes, and ruby lips. This is a girl who wants to still go to her wrestling match, even though her body core temp far exceeded normal ranges. Her lowest temp all weekend was around 101. To her she was in top notch kickin ass condtion.

This is Boo, whom was as of last night still sporting a 101 fever,she now has no shirt on, dried snot on her tummy, knotted up hair and dried syrup on her hands and face.

This is me.

I am much cuter then I thought I was. From the looks of this, I really do not need to lose 40 pounds. I am looking pretty damn sweet.

So that is the wrap up of what went on here...

My Bees have no school Monday. The teachers have a 'workshop" I think that is a fancy way of saying they just want a 3 day weekend.

I am planning my own workshop of sorts. Its going to take place at the local bar. Its going to run from Thursday till Wednesday. Who is in?

Bee Real


Anonymous said...

I was wondering if you were still alive. I see that the children made it through the weekend sick n all too. I hope the week will be better for you all. I had a pretty busy weekend myself, doing yard work. Can you stand it? Trimming bushes, mowing grass in January! I hate this shit. Take care and keep buzzing. -Karen

Kelly said...

I'm there! It'd be worth the drive for me.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I dont wanna hear bout u mowing the lawn..I may have to come bitch slap u..

I am alive, barely...

well come on over, it will be one hell of a workshop, I promise;)

Neurotic1 said...

I'm in. I'm in. I'd love to go the bar (workshop) ya! Gosh I thought the bees looked bad until I saw you. Have you ever heard of electrolysis? Hehe. Maybe Boo needs some of your ambien. She is becoming a night owl!

Jamie Dawn said...

Ahhhh, your poor, little sickly bees. I'm sure you are waiting on them hand and foot. You hear them whimper, and you're right there ready to meet their every need or want. They say jump and you say, How high? :)

I hope they recover completely on Monday and are able to get back into the swing of things on Tuesday.

If you start drinking, try Mike's Hard Lemonade. It's the only alcohol I've had that I actually like. I haven't had one is years, so I'm due for a bottle.
If you lived nearby, I'd share a six-pack with you.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

gosh u think I look bad enough for electrolysis?..damn i thought I was smokin...well get here so we can start our workshop..I am wiating on u.

I have never had Mikes Hard Lemonade..I think we should sip that instead of tea on our porchs when we become southern bells..sound good?

Karen K. said...

First you would have to shovel all the snow out of your way before you come bitch slap me. Second, you will have to shovel all the bullshit talk you give me. Third, well I am laughing my ass off, so come try bitch slapping me cause your ass will be the grass and I am the lawnmower! haha!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well, there isnt any snow to shovel, r u smokin crack?hehe..and girl being u have a blogger account u dont need to be siging in annym ous..damn girl, do i have to teach u everything I know?

and I dont give any bullshot talk cept to the bulls:)

Cliff Morrow said...

I'm in. I'll meet you there. Bring Blondie in case there's some kind of trouble. Never know when you'll need 'security'. With her wrestling expertise we should be able to carry on.

Choppzs said...

Yuck, please don't give it to me!! lol I hate all the shit that comes with being sick, especially when you have to baby people, like Hubs!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I have to wheel her in on a gerny I will...I will get two gerny's incase your bride wants to come, I want her to be comforatble.

amen sista freiend, amen.

Britmum said...

Count me in. I need a bloody holiday from this damn friggin house.

bye xx

JD's Rose said...

This is crap. Maybe you all need to lock yourselves in cupboards until you are all not sick anymore and then reconvene. Maybe?


Raggedy said...

Blondie you poor thing, Get Well Soon!
Boo you get well soon too!
They are adorable I wish they didn't feel so bad.
Hang in there
Take care
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Karen K. said...

Excuse me, Miss queen bee,I don't have a blogger account anymore. You didn't teach me well enough on using it. Your teaching skills suck ass! Plus, I don't have anything to write about that people would be interested in reading, other than to bust your chops. I do enjoy giving you the last sting! So buzz off! Your no match for a black widow! hahahahahahaha

Karen K. said...

On another note, You must have eaten alot of yellow snow as a child, to be as retarded as you are! hehe

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

then get your british ass over here, and lets have a bloody hliday girl!

I am just gonna lock the bees in a cellar somwwhere:)

thank you..sometimes kids are such a pain..haha

hmm, let me see, my nine year old son has a blogger account, yet I never once had to show him anything..damn, your not saying my 9 year has more smarts are you?..ok, maybe u are:)

oh, and I dont eat snow, but I think u been eating too many rotten coconuts woman.

just_tammy said...

So much for your stress free weekend! Sorry to hear Blondie caved to the yuck. She could teach her dear ole dad a thing or two since she still wanted to kick some butt while sick as a dog!

If you need some snow to shovel, head down here. We have enough to share. Just a few weeks ago there was even grass to mow. Not sure what season it really is around here.

I sure could use a break since I've now become a taxi service thanks to my son's sprained ankle. The least he could have done was sprain the left one so he could still drive. You could say I'm a college student - again. Dang, and here I am with very few remaining brain cells. Help!!!

Good news is I'm down three pounds. How bout you?!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well we do have a little bit of snow, not a lot..two seeks ago it was like 50, then it was negaitve 50..

down three pounds huh?, thats good..I am down about 6...of course I have not weighed myslef in about week...and i dont really plan on it either:)

just_tammy said...

Brat, you always have to bee better and do better! Your goal must bee to bee the best!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

nope dont have to be the best, it just kinda comes natrually.

maybe it took me six months to lose 6 pounds, maybe u are ahead in the long term..hehe

Michael Manning said...

Bossy: lol! I wound up in the hospital Friday night with that damn stomach virus sweeping the country, thanks to morons coughing with their mouth open. I am seriously considering carrying a small disposable mask in the coat pocket to put on. Sort of like those 1950 era movies about radioactive fallout whenever someone coughs like this. I hope everyone feels better and you stay well and smiling!

Karin said...

I think Meg feels so terrible that she does really want to kick some butt. I don't blame her. I hope everyone gets better soon and that no bees are put down in the process. Well I got nothing else to say so I will just shut up.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

wow, must be some kinda stomach bug..glad ur feelin better.

i hope everyone is on the mend..i feel like kicking some ass..

Anonymous said...

wherever the mikes hardass lemonade is there i will be also..count me in.

but only if you can pick up a guy with that whiskers...

aatank said...

You can count me in...My $40 dollar very small bottle of wine is all gone. I prefer long island ice teas so maybe we can take a class and learn how to perfect them.

Hope the Bees get well soon. Mine are all on the mend to good health. Except for me of course...a strong liquer will cure what I have.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i have run into lots of guys who look like that at the jail, i will pass your info along to them;)

I think I ened a sip of your liqour, are u willing to share?

Karen K. said...

Nowdays children have computers in kindergarden, I sure as hell didn't. So therefore your son probably knows alot more about computers than I do, besides nobody gives a shit about what I write about!, not even you. Kiss off! haha

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well now a days kids have all sorts of shit, I am a mean ass mom, no tv in the room, no computer in the room..I am mean..

acctually he stared up a blogger account when he was spending the night at my moms...I cant help it if he is gifted.

I read yours, the one time I saw it, I even left u a comment..Dont be a quitter, no one likes a quitter...this isnt rocket science, its just blogging girl...ITS JUST BLOGGING!

u can do it, it aint hard..

I think i can, i think i can, i think i can.

Karen K. said...

I would really like to do it. Mostly to write short stories or something but right now I am having alot of brain farts which are clouding my thoughts. I am not a spontaneous writer like you. I haven't written anything since 9th grade. I am a loser my friend. Besides my life is so boring that there is nothing to write about. I need to focus on writing songs and a horror book. I'd really like to write something with you but that is kind of hard since we live worlds apart. I am still waiting for ya call. I have pms still, maybe thats why I am negative right now. WTF.

aatank said...

No sorry i don't share but if you let me know ahead of time I will make sure to have a glass for you.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

ask any of my closest friends and family..I dont even call them like I should...I mean even if they call me, I dont return the call, I am SO bad that way..

so dont feel bad.

so your not a sharer, I outta take u over my knee.