So I thought it was time for an update. I am still not feeling well, so tired, I have decided against even getting up to potty, I just kinda have my own sesspool of urine and other bodily fluids...It smelled at first, but the smell does grow on you after a while.
Lets see, what else have I done....
Oh I watched the hanging of Saddam. I gathered the kids, grabbed some DOTS, popcorn and soda pop and had family movie night.
Blondie keeps asking me when we are going shopping, I ask her what the Sam hell could she possibly need..She says she needs diapers and baby food.
I told her to go apply for WIC..!
My son came home from school today, plopped his ass on the couch and I saw it appeared he had on two pair of trousers. I ask, he denies it. I tell him to lift up his pant leg, that's when I saw a pair of black pants on under his denim.
I ask him what the damn hell this shit is all about. He said now when he gets ready for bed tonight, his PJ's are already on...I told him oh hell no...
He said he had went the day with no underwear. I guess in a fit of lazy ass-ness he went against better judgment and decided NOT to take his pajama bottoms off today, rather slip his jeans on over top.
I am not sure if I am livid, or overly proud..
I have been having very nice dreams...I dream this guy is my secret boy toy...And I don't ever want to wake up..
Damn, just look at him...I cant stop drooling..Holy crap he is WAY too good looking for MY own good.
Then I wake up, and I am still married to this.
Cant win them all I guess.
So there is your recap of said life of me at the moment. My life hangs in the balance. Where is that Dr jack kevorkian when u need him?....
I am going to the ocean in a few weeks time. Now I am not saying if my ashes will be spread there, of if I am going on business/leisure/dying wish...Just no I am going to the ocean...And I don't like big bodies of water...
Well, that's all I can muster for today...
I will leave u with these words of wisdom...
hating me wont make u prettier..
take what u will from that..It is really useless information...But information non the less.