Tuesday, November 14, 2006


So I took the ever so popular bridesmaid dress in for a much needed overhaul. I was fearing the worst,that they would need to purchase tent material to extend it a bit. But thankfully this was not the case. They just had to nip it in a bit...better in then out I always say.

My pussy cat is sick. She went to the vet..She has been coughing and sneezing and weezing. So being the good animal caretaker that I am, I take her in....i wont mention the fact she has been sick since i got her, which was a month ago...

Well my feline has bactrial pnemoinia, oh and a case of herpes in her eyes..yee-haw for herpes...The vet said its common for cats to get that, I am thinking my cat is some sort of tramp.

Then while leaving the vet with a pussy cat and three bees, my Boo starts calling Butch a "butt" in the parking lot. Then she screams " hahahaha, your a butt"

My son asks me where she hears this kind of talk as he surley did not teach her that. As if I taught her that.

And she has a fancy move she uses when calling you a butt..she turns her back to you and pretends to spread her butt cheeks open..

Now thats class people!

Well my son has finally come to realize that Ugly Kid is not his friend. Why you ask? Because holy crap ugly kid steals his shit. Why did I not know this before? Its not like I had NOT been warning him bout this little diarrhea filled pisser of a kid.

Now ugly kid calls my nice looking kid names. Oh and butch has informed me that Ugly Kid swears. Holy shit NO!

My boy is around enough verbal hogwash while he is in the confines of the hive, he don't be needing it on school grounds.


Blondie is still friends with the penis. I have never been so anti penis in my life.

Bee Real


Anonymous said...

i think your kids are hearing you call shakey man these names like butt.....and stufff....am i right?

Neurotic1 said...

That Boo is a pisser- just wait until she is Blondie's age- the boys will be afraid to call!

Neurotic1 said...

That Boo is a pisser- just wait until she is Blondie's age- the boys will be afraid to call!

Brandy said...

Yay!! on taking the dress in!! Woo Hoo!!!!

Your Boo is a card.. She just cracks me up!!

Sorry about your pussy cat. I hope she gets to feeling better soon.

Some people really need to teach their kids lessons and shit! i get so tired of some of the crap at the schools that it is not funny. Bad thing is it gets worse in High School!

Hang in there with Blondie. I bet after Christmas that penis will have cooties and she will not even talk to him!

Meow said...

Whoo-hooo, the dress needed to be taken in ... that's wonderful, good work Bossy !
Your bees are just so entertaining, you must have a ball with them all !!
Hope the pussy cat is getting better. How weird, I had never heard of a kitty cat having herpes before yesterday, when a cat at the boarding facility where I sometimes work had it ... now your kitty has it. Strange !!
Have a wonderful week.
Take care, Meow

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

my lips are sealed:)

yes she is a pisser indeed..when she is blondies age, I am having my phone dissconteced:)

yes people should really treach their kids lessons..and i am just the bitch to do it:)

yes I have had many cats, and have two now, and this is the first tieme I have had a cat with it..I got her froma farm, so I dont know if she got it there..but it is not the same kind of herpes humans get, nor is it contagoius to us, if it were, i woulda ran over her on the way home:)

i didnt just say that:)

Kendra Lynn said...

Good news on takin' the dress in. LOL
And as for the "butt" comment...NIIICE.
hope the lil puddy tat feels better soon.


1 plus twins said...

oh my god i can't even comment cuz i can't stop laughing!!! that boo cracks me up, i can't get the image of that little shit doing that in the parking lot. that is too damn funny! i will have to come back and re-read cuz i am still laughing. man i needed that today!!

Kristen said...

I agree- better in than out. I'd gladly pay extra to be taken in a size or two : P

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

just wait to u hear the butt jokes..and wait till they cna spell it, thats even better;)

1 plus twins,
well I am glad to see someone can take happiness on my misforutne;)

yup...i say amen to that:)

Choppzs said...

Ok, your cat has what?? Herpes? That's pretty scary shit there ya know!! lol

And as for the Boo Bee calling people butts, it's much better then what you hear my Girly saying to me at dinnertime. "Mom, are we gonna have shit on a stick again tonight??" lol Because when I get very sick of being asked what's for dinner, i always say shit on a stick! Great role model huh?? lol

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes my cat is a tramp, and has herpes in her eyes;)

shit on a stick is served up hot here daily too:)

cathouse teri said...

Blondie is six?
Yes, it's an ill thing that the creatures that love our little girls have penises.
My little girl is almost 22. I still think they should stay away. ;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Cathouse Teri,
yes she is 6...she is a baby:)

we need to do something about these little penis's wanting to call little girls:)

even if they are 22;)

mike said...

Yanno...I die a little inside, every time I see a woman saying they're anti-penis.

Karin said...

The cheek spreading is really the piece de resistance in the boo story. You should be so proud. It is always a good day when a member of the family has herpes. Hopefully blondie will kick ugly kid to the curb soon.

The Kept Woman said...

I think your cat is a tramp too...ain't no way to get herpes in the eyes unless you doin' the funky...

Oh and the spreading of the buttcheeks...NICE.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

only under "certain" cirumstances am I anti penis!

yes thats the topper aint it?..

oh and ugly kid is not the one calling ( she is not allwoed to play with him either) a first grader in her class is calling her..

yes my kitten is a whore, got some herpes in her eyes...

any tactic involving spreading of the butt cheeks is ok in my book too;)

The Blog Whore said...

Well, thank God your pussy cat has herpes and not your....

Um, yup.


I am anti-penis myself, considering my 4 yr old daughter has seen the same one twice in the bathroom at pre-k...

...are they not WATCHING these brats?!

cathouse teri said...

Aw... poor Mike...

I was just teazin... I'm in love with a penis! It's a strange feeling. :)

Angie said...

What's up with your cat? I mean, if she's gonna go and get herpes, you may want to tell her the right place isn't in her eyes....hello!!
LOL....you crack me up

Cliff Morrow said...

Your cat is sick??
Sounds like a problem with a possible solution to me.
'I have never been so anti penis in my life.' That proves it you ARE married.

Blazer1234 said...

Does Blondie hang around Ugly Kid? It sounds like she picked up the word BUTT from him. Better that then ass, I guess.

Your cat is a tramp. That's the only explination I have for herpes in the eyes. How the hell does that happen?

LittleJen said...

Love your stories, reading through comments still laughing.
You will need to do an extra shift to pay for your vet bill. I took my Kitten to the vet cause she was ill $300 later.. OUCH
Take Care

Anonymous said...

i think you should all have your mouths washed out with soap, and then i think you should all be sprayed down with lysol, febreeze, and given a dose of antibiotic ointment orally. that outa clean you up. the whole lot of ya!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

blog whore,
yup that would make me anti penis as well..damn.

mike needs reassuring sometimes;)

I know..how do u get herpes in your eye?...but i was informed it is NOT that KIND of herpes, still bugs me though..haha

should i out her down?..that owuld be one less pet you get when i die:)

nope blondie bee was not the one saying butt, it was boo...and no one is allowed around ugly kid..no how no way:)

sit down...are u ready?

my vet bill was 49 dollars:)

u have the bestes ideas:)

Britmum said...

Funny as ever Bossy. Always making me smile with your insane hive.

I am not sure about the pussy talk that is going on though. You should never talk about your pussy like that.

I will be back sometime before Christmas. hehehe.

OMG its been crazy here but heck who cares.

Take care my darling beautiful wonderful caring and everloving friend Bossy...xxxxxxx

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

ok your really not going anywhere are oyu? shit dont scare me jojo..