So I took the ever so popular bridesmaid dress in for a much needed overhaul. I was fearing the worst,that they would need to purchase tent material to extend it a bit. But thankfully this was not the case. They just had to nip it in a bit...better in then out I always say.
My pussy cat is sick. She went to the vet..She has been coughing and sneezing and weezing. So being the good animal caretaker that I am, I take her in....i wont mention the fact she has been sick since i got her, which was a month ago...
Well my feline has bactrial pnemoinia, oh and a case of herpes in her eyes..yee-haw for herpes...The vet said its common for cats to get that, I am thinking my cat is some sort of tramp.
Then while leaving the vet with a pussy cat and three bees, my Boo starts calling Butch a "butt" in the parking lot. Then she screams " hahahaha, your a butt"
My son asks me where she hears this kind of talk as he surley did not teach her that. As if I taught her that.
And she has a fancy move she uses when calling you a butt..she turns her back to you and pretends to spread her butt cheeks open..
Now thats class people!
Well my son has finally come to realize that Ugly Kid is not his friend. Why you ask? Because holy crap ugly kid steals his shit. Why did I not know this before? Its not like I had NOT been warning him bout this little diarrhea filled pisser of a kid.
Now ugly kid calls my nice looking kid names. Oh and butch has informed me that Ugly Kid swears. Holy shit NO!
My boy is around enough verbal hogwash while he is in the confines of the hive, he don't be needing it on school grounds.
Blondie is still friends with the penis. I have never been so anti penis in my life.